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Post subject: Some humor.
 Posted: Nov 08, 2002 - 04:49 PM
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Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: (He is definitely from Down Under!!) "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: (Probably Howard Cossell) "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
6. Baseball announcer: (Probably Yogi Berra) "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."
9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
10. US Open (golf) TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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Posted: Nov 08, 2002 - 05:52 PM
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One of my favorite baseball play-by-plays went something like this...
"Long drive to left field! Winfield goes back! He hit his head against the wall! It rolls towards center field!"
I take it that the BALL rolled towards center field, not Winfield's head. I've seen Winfield recently and his head seems still to be attached! |
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Posted: Nov 08, 2002 - 05:55 PM
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| Hee, hee...you have me snickering in the UW library! |
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Posted: Nov 08, 2002 - 06:26 PM
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I love the last one, Dave. That's really, really bad!
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"Maybe we weren't meant for Paradise. Maybe we were meant to fight our way through, struggle, claw our way up, scratch for every inch of the way. Maybe we can't stroll to the music of the lute, we must march to the sound of drums."
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