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Post subject: Star Trek Rhapsody
 Posted: Nov 05, 2002 - 05:07 PM
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wow---this one took hours to do....
Sung to the tune:
Bohemian Rhapsody
by Queen with Freddie and Jo
Is this get a life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a trek con, no escape to reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see, I'm just a poor actor,
I need n sympathy, because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low and way the series goes
Doesn't really matter to me, to me
Uhura, they just killed a dream
Put a phaser againts it's head,
Pulled the tigger, now the show's dead
Uhura, life has it begun
But now, I've gone and thrown it all away
Uhura, ooh didn't mean to make us all cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as
If nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
too many ripped shirts down my spine;
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the critics
Spock, ooh (which ever way the wind blows)
I don't want to get a life (I sometimes wish)
I'd never been born at all
I see a small silhouetto of a man
Scotty no, Scotty no!
Will you blow the core thunderbolt and lighting
Very, very frightning me
Gallileo, gallileo, gallileo, gallileo, gallileo
Five, not Seven?, not magnifico
I'm just a captain and everybody loves me
* He's just a captain from a town in Iowa
Spare him his life from
This monstrosity
Easy come, easy go
Wiil you let me go, Jim Kirk
** No, we will not let you go
Let him go! Jim kirk!
We will not let you go
Let him go! Jim Kirk!
We will not let you go, let him go
Will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go, let me go ah?
Oh Dee Bones, Dee Bones, let him go
Gene has a new captain put a side for me, for me, for me
So you think you can kiss me and rip my shirt
So you think you can trease me and it not hurt
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right outta here
Nothing really matters, any one can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
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Posted: Nov 05, 2002 - 08:56 PM
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Also to the tune of the above!!!!!!! Not in order of orig tune but easy to work out tho...N JOY!! (x cuse crap spellings)
(Kirk) I am the captain of the starship Enterprise
Spock) Captain Kirk this is Spock please step on the transporter
Scotty) Dilithium crytals hit by Klingon missiles, no
Bones) Im a doctor
Kirk) Not an actor
Bones) Not a milkman
Kirk) What does that mean?
Bones And im sorry he's dead Jim
Chekov) Photon tor-peee dooo oooh's
Kirk) Lutenet Uhura open hailing frequencys
Uhura) Yes captain Kirk opening hailing frequencys sir
Kirk) Lets boldly go where no-ones gone before, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Kirk) Beam me up Mr Scott, Sulu go to warp
Sulu) Warp 3 sir
Kirk) NO! That will be way to slow
Sulu) Warp 4 sir
Kirk) That still is way to slow
Sulu) Warp 5 sir
Kirk) That still is too damn slow
Sulu) Warp 6
Kirk) Its to damn slow
Sulu) warp 7
Kirk) Its still damn slow
All) Its too damn sloooo-ooow
Kirk) No no no no no no no
Kirk) Mr Chekov mr Chekov
Chekov) I am firing torpedo
Spock) That will not work and will be illogical, to me, too mee tooo meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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Posted: Nov 05, 2002 - 10:54 PM
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Don't worry, joaines. Psix isn't a genius. Star Trek Rhaspsody has all ready been done! Weird Al Yankovitch did it  It's damed funny, as psix has shown us 
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Posted: Nov 05, 2002 - 10:58 PM
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| thanks Sarah. Had me wondering---now that you mention it, I remember see that but I have never heard it. My loss--sounds like it might be really good. |
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Posted: Nov 05, 2002 - 11:35 PM
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Posted: Nov 06, 2002 - 05:29 PM
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per your request....
I'm Your Captain
GFR with joains playing a mean keyboard
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Everybody, sing with to me,
And return me, my ship.
I'm your captain, I'm your captain,
Although I'm feeling mighty mad at Rick.
I've been lost now, years uncounted,
And it's too long since I've seen Spock.
Can you hear me, can you hear me,
Or am I all alone on spacedock.
If you return me, to my command chair,
Barechest, your eyes can surf..
Take me back now, take me back bare,
To the ship in that berth.
Am I in my cabin dreaming, or are you really scheming,
To take my ship away from me?
You'd better think about it, I just can't live without it.
So, please don't take my ship from me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah ...
I can feel the hand, of a writer,
And he's killing me, covering my chest.
Heaven help me, Heaven help me,
Take this stranger , that's my request.
I'm your captain, I'm your captain,
I'm feeling a mighty tunic rip.
Everybody, listen to me,
And return me, my ship.
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm your captain, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm getting closer to my chair ...
I'm getting closer to my chair ...
I'm getting closer to my chair ...
I'm getting closer to my chair ...
Ohhhh ...myyyyyy
I'm getting closer to my chair ...
I'm getting closer to my chair ...
I'm getting closer to my chair ...
I'm getting closer to my chair ...
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Posted: Nov 06, 2002 - 05:54 PM
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| In my opinion, the best yet! |
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