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 Posted: Nov 05, 2002 - 09:22 PM
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Location: "It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem."~ G.K.C
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"Have I seen you before"
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Posted: Nov 05, 2002 - 11:02 PM
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| kilgorn wrote: | | I wish I had a swing like that in my backyard. |
no you don't. Upkeep is a killer.....  |
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Posted: Nov 05, 2002 - 11:14 PM
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Somebody once said to me: "You reminds me of Froddo the Hobbit".
Nice or what? Makes a girl feel really special! 
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Posted: Nov 05, 2002 - 11:16 PM
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This isn't so much of a pickup line as a story that underscores just how much of a frickin geek I was in college...
I was going to school at Cal-Berkeley back in 1992 and had ZERO social life because I wasn't smart enough to be able to graduate and have a normal outside life.
Anyway, you may recall that was the election year that had Clinton beating Bush and the whole Perot fiasco. Berkeley is a pretty political place so there were rallies all the time. One rally had Ron Brown, the chair of the Democratic National Committee, as a guest speaker. You may recall he later died in a plane crash.
So, I'm just standing there in Sproul Plaza watching everything and this very attractive Italian looking woman comes up to me and asks me who is speaking. I tell her who it is. She thanks me and then continues to stand next to me. "HINT, HINT, Talk To Her, John!" But I become silent and don't know what to say. A few minutes pass and eventually I summon up some Shatneresque confidence and turn and ask "So, who do you think is going to win?" Stupid question, but what's even stupider is that the sultry Italian woman had already wandered off. A few people standing near me looked at me like I was a freak. I sheepishly walked away feeling like one! |
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Posted: Nov 05, 2002 - 11:32 PM
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Posted: Nov 06, 2002 - 01:06 AM
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I had a guy give me this one...
"You be Dairy Queen and I'll be Burger King, you do it my way and I'll treat you right."
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Posted: Nov 06, 2002 - 01:10 AM
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| ason82 wrote: | I had a guy give me this one...
"You be Dairy Queen and I'll be Burger King, you do it my way and I'll treat you right."
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I hope you sent him off char-broiled and disqualified.  |
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Posted: Nov 06, 2002 - 01:42 AM
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| kilgorn wrote: | | ason82 wrote: | I had a guy give me this one...
"You be Dairy Queen and I'll be Burger King, you do it my way and I'll treat you right."
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No worries there.
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Posted: Nov 06, 2002 - 09:49 PM
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"What's a nice girl doing in a place like this?"......I married that guy 1.5 years later.....
"Do you want to have sex tonight?".....in the middle of the dance floor, before we started to dance.  Ans. "No"; I found myself alone in the middle of the dance floor.  |
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Posted: Nov 09, 2002 - 06:22 AM
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| Dave wrote: |
If that's your "cat" in your avatar, good luck.
~Dave |
... nah, unfortunately not. I wouldn't mind having one though... even though it would be a rather risky pet!!!
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