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Post subject: Skydiving
 Posted: Sep 30, 2008 - 01:17 PM
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A skydiving instructor is answering questions from a group of first-time jumpers.
A nervous beginner asks, "so, if my my chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open either, how long do I have until I hit the ground?"
The instructor replies, "you have the rest of your life." |
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Posted: Sep 30, 2008 - 06:47 PM
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| If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. |
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Posted: Sep 30, 2008 - 07:12 PM
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| BWW wrote: | | If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. |
It won't take a couple, one will do nicely 
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