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Post subject: Inseminoid
 Posted: Sep 27, 2008 - 03:39 AM
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Inseminoid (titled Horror Planet in the United States) . Has just started on BBC2.
http://www.onthebox.com/program/3943090/inseminoid.aspx
"A team of scientists are working on a distant planet, investigating an underground network of caverns when they are menaced by a huge, unknown creature. The scientists, who were on a routine mission, now have to fight for their lives."
Stars Judy Geeson,Stephanie Beecham and Victoria Tennant,
It's basically a very low budget Alien rip off, without any of the excitement, scares, special effects and plot that made Alien such a great film 
It is so bad it's bad.
Anyone else seen it ?
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Posted: Sep 27, 2008 - 03:43 AM
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That's so filthy it's funny! Oh GAWD! |
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Posted: Sep 27, 2008 - 03:46 AM
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| angel wrote: |
That's so filthy it's funny! Oh GAWD! |
It's supposed to be a "sci fi horror" but it's actually more like a comedy with the cheap sets and hammed up acting.I think some of the actors were glad, their characters got killed off so soon,so that they didn't have to be seen in the movie for too long .
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MA_CM-ymA ... re=related |
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Posted: Sep 27, 2008 - 03:52 AM
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| That picture and title says it all! Whew! Why people sign on for stuff like that I just don't know, except to just put more money in their pockets. Reminds me of an Ed Wood film mixed with porn. |
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Posted: Sep 27, 2008 - 04:00 AM
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No wonder all the "lead" female actresses, left the U.K and headed for the States, after being in this pile of..............
But the shame has come back to haunt them, they can't escape Inseminoid
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Posted: Sep 27, 2008 - 04:03 AM
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| Yick! Just saw the youtube link! That's nasty! |
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Posted: Sep 27, 2008 - 04:04 AM
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| angel wrote: | | Yick! Just saw the youtube link! That's nasty! |
Could be worse, you could be forced to watch the entire movie, now thats torture.  |
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Posted: Sep 27, 2008 - 04:05 AM
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| britstarfan wrote: | No wonder all the "lead" female actresses, left the U.K and headed for the States, after being in this pile of..............
But the shame has come back to haunt them, they can't escape Inseminoid
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LOL! Of course they can't escape it! You're posting this piece dog crap on here! Oh, boy! I can just imagine after this thread it's going to spread through the internet world like wildfire! I wonder if it's in the dollar bin at Wal-Mart now? |
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Posted: Sep 27, 2008 - 04:07 AM
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| britstarfan wrote: | | angel wrote: | | Yick! Just saw the youtube link! That's nasty! |
Could be worse, you could be forced to watch the entire movie, now thats torture. |
It's almost as bad as that Bruce Campbell flick with the evil wood spirits that turn these people into flesh eating zombies or some such shite! Yoiks! |
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Posted: Sep 27, 2008 - 04:10 AM
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In the Dollar bin..? I doubt they could even give this movie away, let alone sell it.Even the U.S version poster is so naff, it's laughable.
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Posted: Sep 27, 2008 - 04:13 AM
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| angel wrote: | | britstarfan wrote: | | angel wrote: | | Yick! Just saw the youtube link! That's nasty! |
Could be worse, you could be forced to watch the entire movie, now thats torture. |
It's almost as bad as that Bruce Campbell flick with the evil wood spirits that turn these people into flesh eating zombies or some such shite! Yoiks! |
Even the "Alien" was ashamed to be in the movie that is a pile of poo |
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Posted: Sep 27, 2008 - 04:23 AM
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| That critter does look a bit mortified! Looking like a walking wang all the time has got to really do a number on that little fella's ego. GEEZ! I wonder if it's a puppet or a little fella in that thing? |
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Posted: Sep 27, 2008 - 04:24 AM
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| Its not easy for small people to get work you know, i guess thay have to take whatevers offered |
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Posted: Sep 27, 2008 - 04:26 AM
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| britstarfan wrote: | In the Dollar bin..? I doubt they could even give this movie away, let alone sell it.Even the U.S version poster is so naff, it's laughable.
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I think that's a hell of a sight better looking than that walking wang looming over that lady in that English movie poster! Would you believe my mom would probably love this movie? She loves weird crap like this! She has a wonderful sense for the ridiculous.  |
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Posted: Sep 27, 2008 - 04:28 AM
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| britstarfan wrote: | | Its not easy for small people to get work you know, i guess thay have to take whatevers offered |
I think there's better ways to earn a pound/dollar for little people than that! There's just got to be! Like for instance, Time Bandits was a great film for little people. I love the character of Randell. |
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