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Post subject: Rubber Room #3- What the....? Eeewww!!!!!
 Posted: Aug 19, 2008 - 03:51 PM
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Starting a new thread. Old one getting kind of congested. Kinda phlegmy...kinda...all used up like an old Kleenex. Closing down the old one now.  |
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Posted: Aug 19, 2008 - 03:54 PM
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Saw the T&A thread last night and I thank my lucky stars my girl wasn't sitting by me at the time. Getting just a bit on the wild side there anymore. A little over the top with no top on. Sheesh.   |
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Posted: Aug 19, 2008 - 04:03 PM
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My favorite color of crayon. You can make an amazing landscape using phlegm green. The grass and trees are so surreal when you use this one. |
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Posted: Aug 19, 2008 - 05:14 PM
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Location: Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Kahil Gibran
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Wow Angel! I haven't had crayons in my house since forever it seems. I have had water color paints and color pencils, but crayons? Nope! I guess I will just have to invest in a box and discover the simple pleasures of coloring again. All those new colors seem to be calling the creativity in me. Do they still make coloring books?
Can you tell there are no children in this home?   |
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Posted: Aug 19, 2008 - 05:20 PM
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| SMB wrote: | Wow Angel! I haven't had crayons in my house since forever it seems. I have had water color paints and color pencils, but crayons? Nope! I guess I will just have to invest in a box and discover the simple pleasures of coloring again. All those new colors seem to be calling the creativity in me. Do they still make coloring books?
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They still make coloring books. My girl doesn't care for them. She's always been one of those kids who loved to have me draw the pictures so she could color them or she would make her own. |
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Posted: Aug 19, 2008 - 05:22 PM
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God told Noah there's going to be a floody floody!
The rain came down, it started to get muddy muddy!
Get those animals to the arky arky!
It's raining here and raining here and raining here and raining here and raining here and raining here and raining here and raining here and.....etc. |
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Posted: Aug 19, 2008 - 05:42 PM
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I just stepped into this room and there was something wet, sticky and nasty,in it, so is it time to call the pest controller ..?
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Posted: Aug 19, 2008 - 06:03 PM
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Fascinating, and what type of book will we be using, Captain?
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Posted: Aug 19, 2008 - 06:12 PM
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| britstarfan wrote: | I just stepped into this room and there was something wet, sticky and nasty,in it, so is it time to call the pest controller ..?
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Ain't touching that one with a ten ft. pole! |
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Posted: Aug 19, 2008 - 07:05 PM
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One day about a couple of months ago me and my daughter were leaving the local ice cream parlor and we came across two gentlemen in the parking lot. They happened to be Buddhist monks. They said hi and we said hi in return and the gentlemen went in to get some ice cream of their own. My girl asks me who they were because they were dressed differently than the rest of the men in our town and they had shaven heads. I said they were Buddhist monks, holy men, and they were probably traveling north to a temple in Tulsa. She thought this over and was quiet for weeks about it. Then the other day she asks me if her dad was a "boodish monk". I asked her why she would think that. She said because he's bald like one!  I told her that being bald doesn't a "boodish monk" make. It's confusing to an 8yr old little girl. |
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Posted: Aug 19, 2008 - 07:28 PM
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Have you ever had one of those pets that seems ok until you get them home? And then you pay the price for not seeing the signs?
My mom was telling me about a parakeet that she'd gotten from my sister's science class. This one was a placid little thing, real quiet. Mom said it might as well have been one of those plastic ones that they sell at the store. It didn't do anything at all. Just sat there. Mom named it Deadhead. My sister didn't like the bird and took it back to her class and the teacher said that she could have one of the babies when they got mature. Evidently Deadhead had some motivation for moving after all and mated and made babies. And my sister got the Son of Deadhead who was more like the Son of Sam. Mom said that it sounds like a Bruce Campbell flick. The bird was mean tempered to the extreme, a sociopath of the parakeet world. It bit when Mom tried to feed it, it mooned the family as they walked by, and it flung poop and seed everywhere. The bird was also gender confused. It was a male but died trying to lay an egg. The lesson in all of this is if you get the chance to "test drive" a bird, stick your finger in the cage. If it backs up and shivers then you're the boss. If it tries to amputate your finger at the knuckle bone then it's not for you. |
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Posted: Aug 19, 2008 - 09:52 PM
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Walking In Memphis~Marc Cohn~
Put on my blue suede shoes
And I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
In the middle of the pouring rain
W.C. Handy -- won't you look down over me
Cause I got a first class ticket
But I'm as blue as a boy can be
Walking in Memphis
Walking with my feet ten feet off of the Beale
Walking in Memphis
Do you really feel the way I feel
Saw the ghost of Elvis
On Union Avenue
Followed him up to the gates of Graceland
Then I watched him walk right through
Now security they did not see him
They just hovered 'round his tomb
But there's a pretty little thing
Waiting on the King
Down in the Jungle Room
(Chorus)
They've got catfish on the table
They've got gospel in the air
And Reverend Green be glad to see you
When you haven't got a prayer
But you got a prayer in Memphis
Now Muriel plays piano
Every Friday at the Hollywood
And they brought me down to see her
And they asked me if I would --
Do a little number
And I sang with all my might
And she said --
"Tell me are you a Christian child?"
And I said "Ma'am I am tonight"
(Chorus)
Put on my blue suede shoes
And I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
In the middle of the pouring rain
Touched down in the land of the Delta Blues
In the middle of the pouring rain |
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Posted: Aug 20, 2008 - 06:47 AM
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I was going to post a pic here, but am thinking better of it. Although this is the rubber room, it may be a bit to much for this forum. There is a bit of semi-nudity in it.  |
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Posted: Aug 20, 2008 - 02:45 PM
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| SMB wrote: | | I was going to post a pic here, but am thinking better of it. Although this is the rubber room, it may be a bit to much for this forum. There is a bit of semi-nudity in it. |
Semi-"male" nudity I can handle...of course...but to be on the safe side we can't have double standards here and I do appreciate your carefullness. I try to not display too revealing of pictures, but of course now and then we post pics of butts . If it's not a t***y shot of a female, if it's not too revealing of a male, then I don't see the harm. It probably isn't as bad as that picture that I posted last year of that naked guy posing as a 14yr old girl on computer. That one got yanked eventually. But posers like that are probably what alot of us have to deal with when we venture out into the cyber world. I was doing us a public service |
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Posted: Aug 20, 2008 - 03:51 PM
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I found this article fascinating in this British internet news site. It was origionally for cat toilet training that Britstarfan had posted, but I'd scrolled down and seen this article. It's about a beauty queen who's in the armed forces, also. Kinda reminds me of the movie Miss Congeniality. It's really a great read. But what confused the hell out of me is what she was telling the press about her time as a soldier and a beauty queen. Sometimes British slang really confuses me! You judge for yourself if it confuses you, too. And maybe someone can help us by translating the slang! She's definitely a lovely lady and an adequate soldier, though.
But it wasn't to be on the night - and instead she had to settle for the Eco Girl Award. Collecting her prize, she said: "I am an ambassador for the whole of the armed forces. Obviously, I have had a bit of stick from the lads. I have been to Iraq and there is nothing scarier than walking on this stage." |
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Posted: Aug 21, 2008 - 03:07 AM
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Have you ever noticed that when there's a fly buzzing around and you get out the fly swatter the fly disappears? I've noticed that for the longest time. It makes me think that the flies have some sort of inbred hereditary fear of the swatter or they smell the death of their many family members on it. Just an observation. If only it worked on those pesky fund raiser people at the front doors of the Wal-Mart . |
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Posted: Aug 21, 2008 - 03:35 AM
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NOTE! This is a joke of a religious nature so I am putting it here. And Angel, please take this in the right way. It is not meant to be a jab at Catholics. I just thought that it was funny and could probably apply with any educational setting, but this is the way my sister sent the joke to me.
The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil.
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic
School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while
she was sleeping.
"Tell me Susie, who created the universe?"
When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her
friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and
jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Susie.
The Nun said, "Very good." and continued teaching
her class.
A little later the Nun asked Susie,
"Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Susie didn't stir from her slumber Once again,
Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Susie.
And the Nun once again said, "Very good," and
Susie fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve
say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time
Susie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted...........
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Sue Marie, I'm going to be apologizing to you because I've not had time to read your joke and now that I have I'm going to be sending this one to my mom. She's a parochial school survivor, too. It's a good joke. |
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Posted: Aug 21, 2008 - 03:58 AM
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After so much rain we've been having this little problem. It's a wonder if we don't perish from West Nile virus over here. Let's just say that we're starting to look like red ink dot-to-dot pages.  Dadgum stupid skeeters. |
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Posted: Aug 22, 2008 - 12:11 AM
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Over here, if you hit a deer and immediately pick it up off the road and take it home to be field dressed then it's not exactly "road kill". It's just this week's menu. If somebody else hits it and it stays on the side of the road for days at a time then it's truly "road kill". There is a distinction. Someone gave my dad a road kill raccoon one time. Dad put it in the smoker and I have to admit I couldn't even try it. It still had tufts of fur on it here and there. It may have looked like smoked turkey but there's no getting over the fact that the fur was a real appetite killer. Yark! |
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Posted: Aug 22, 2008 - 12:31 AM
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URP...I think I threw up in the back of my throat ...  |
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Posted: Aug 22, 2008 - 12:32 AM
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| littlestar wrote: | | URP...I think I threw up in the back of my throat ... |
Sorry! That's one way to get rid of that frog in the throat. |
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Posted: Aug 22, 2008 - 04:23 PM
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Good ol' Duke messed with the wrong guy one too many times. Payback, buddy, payback. |
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Posted: Aug 23, 2008 - 03:28 PM
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Second day on the job at school yesterday and it's already going to be one of those years! The drivers are idiots, the kids disregard the safey rules. You know that a president ages rapidly after 8yr terms. Well, that ain't nothing to what being a crossing guard does to a person! It turns them into aged old men! And I'm a woman! Look at me! I'll never be the same again! My good looks are totally shot! |
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Posted: Aug 23, 2008 - 03:34 PM
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It's hotter than a big dog over here and I thought it would be nice to have something from my favorite movie posted. This kid has been "triple dog dared" into sticking his tongue to a frozen flag pole. If any of you haven't seen this movie it's A Christmas Story by Gene Shephard. The book is funny too. Has anyone ever tried this stunt? It rarely gets this cold in Oklahoma but the next time it does I'm going to try it at my crossing light. Good thing I've got a mug of hot tea with me to free myself if I get stuck. |
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Posted: Aug 23, 2008 - 03:45 PM
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This is really good advice. Except it doesn't work for me! I'm the "idiot" who argues all the time! And the worst part about being this particular idiot is that I'm always arguing with myself and I always lose the argument! |
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