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Post subject: DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
 Posted: Aug 13, 2008 - 03:03 AM
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Location: I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend.--Abraham Lincoln
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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special'
was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'
'Then, I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents
because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.
'YES!!' stated the waitress.
'I'll take the special then.' my wife said.
'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around the block more than once! |
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Let's do it as a memorial to Joyce Mason
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Post subject: Re: DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
Posted: Aug 14, 2008 - 05:34 AM
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| SMB wrote: | We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special'
was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'
'Then, I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents
because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.
'YES!!' stated the waitress.
'I'll take the special then.' my wife said.
'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around the block more than once! |
I like eggs. |
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"Leave the starship commanding to Bill because he already knows how to do it better than anybody else!" -morgram
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Posted: Aug 14, 2008 - 04:44 PM
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I like eggs, too! Whenever I make them, I like to hold the raw egg up in the air and say, "This is The Tanner". Then, I crack the egg on a hot skillet. The egg sizzles and I say, "This is The Tanner with a bark collar. Any questions?" Kinda makes a fun start to the day!
I like to paint eggs around Easter time. I like to make them into ghost eggs, with scary faces! OOOOOO! I'm a ghost egg! OOOOOOOO!
One of these days, I'm going to have to try to poach an egg. |
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C'mon, The Tanner, check his I.D.
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Posted: Aug 14, 2008 - 04:47 PM
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I'm having scrambled eggs as I read this..... 
Good Morning! |
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Speaking as an enourmously unlikable person, I find it difficult to maintain grudges against all those that want to kill me, don't you? - Alan Shore
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Posted: Aug 14, 2008 - 04:49 PM
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| CaptJTK wrote: | I'm having scrambled eggs as I read this.....
Good Morning! |
Just like Chico would say in a Marx Brothers movie: Scrumble 'em up really good! But I think they were playing cards when he said that to Harpo. |
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C'mon, The Tanner, check his I.D.
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Posted: Aug 15, 2008 - 03:25 AM
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Location: I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend.--Abraham Lincoln
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| Hubby likes hot sauce on his eggs. |
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Let's do it as a memorial to Joyce Mason
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