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Post subject: Rekindling the Romance?
 Posted: Aug 07, 2008 - 04:37 PM
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After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?'
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"I found the remote." |
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Post subject: Re: Rekindling the Romance?
Posted: Aug 08, 2008 - 05:09 PM
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| Mirizor wrote: | After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?'
To which he responded:
"I found the remote." |
Mirizor,
I approached your post cautiously and with trepidation (I think those terms mean pretty much the same thing). Are you Jewish? The reason I ask is that despite Seinfeld a great many of us don't even know what exactly what a Jew is. They are those people who only think about money, right?
Anyhoo, that's a pretty funny story. Thanks for posting it. Yep, remote controls are very high priority to us males.
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Posted: Aug 08, 2008 - 05:22 PM
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ColorTelevision wrote:
Which is it? In your opinion who is the lowest? Would it be a dipstick, an a**hole, a fruitcake, a moron or an sob?
angel wrote:
An a**hole, definitely. All the rest can't be helped....for the most part. Meanness in my opinion is the worst thing a person can have about them. |
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Post subject: Re: Rekindling the Romance?
Posted: Aug 08, 2008 - 05:37 PM
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| ColorTelevision wrote: | | Mirizor wrote: | After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf.
Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?'
To which he responded:
"I found the remote." |
Mirizor,
I approached your post cautiously and with trepidation (I think those terms mean pretty much the same thing). Are you Jewish? The reason I ask is that despite Seinfeld a great many of us don't even know what exactly what a Jew is. They are those people who only think about money, right?
Anyhoo, that's a pretty funny story. Thanks for posting it. Yep, remote controls are very high priority to us males.
-- CT |
I would like to think about money too CT (I am not Jewish as far as I know), particularly since my husband is still out of a job and still looking for one.
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Posted: Aug 08, 2008 - 05:57 PM
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| angel wrote: | ColorTelevision wrote:
Which is it? In your opinion who is the lowest? Would it be a dipstick, an a**hole, a fruitcake, a moron or an sob?
angel wrote:
An a**hole, definitely. All the rest can't be helped....for the most part. Meanness in my opinion is the worst thing a person can have about them. |
angel,
I'm pretty sure that this is a different thread than the one to which you are responding. This particular post was a funny story about a lost remote control rather than the lowest form of life. I can see how you could be confused. Computers suck.
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Posted: Aug 08, 2008 - 06:14 PM
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I'm not confused in the slightest, dearie. I'm trying in my not too subtle way of reminding a certain person who's posted here that it's not all the norm to be talking so cavalierly about certain types of people on the board. And I'm not talking about over the hill men looking for their remotes. And I sure as hell wasn't talking to Mary.  Tone it down like Paul said, CT. |
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Post subject: Re: Rekindling the Romance?
Posted: Aug 08, 2008 - 11:20 PM
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| ColorTelevision wrote: | I approached your post cautiously and with trepidation (I think those terms mean pretty much the same thing). Are you Jewish? The reason I ask is that despite Seinfeld a great many of us don't even know what exactly what a Jew is. They are those people who only think about money, right?
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EXCUSE ME?! What does this anti-semitic bullcrap have to do with the joke? It's completely tasteless and out of place. Especially considering whom this board is for. You owe everyone a big apology. |
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Posted: Aug 09, 2008 - 05:58 PM
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| angel wrote: | | Tone it down like Paul said, CT. |
Paul did not exactly say to tone it down but I'm sure he would like to keep topics like ethnicity, politics, religion, vegetarianism and the price of gas to a minimum.
This narrows it down to discussions about Spock's different ear prosthetics, Scotty's engine room and Bones medical kit.
Okay, I will shut my pie hole.
Let's go to our local video store and all rent a copy of Fiddler on the Roof. |
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