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Post subject: What is the lowest form of life?
 Posted: Aug 06, 2008 - 05:36 PM
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| Which is it? In your opinion who is the lowest? Would it be a dipstick, an a**hole, a fruitcake, a moron or an sob? |
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Post subject: Re: What is the lowest form of life?
Posted: Aug 06, 2008 - 05:52 PM
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| ColorTelevision wrote: | | Which is it? In your opinion who is the lowest? Would it be a dipstick, an a**hole, a fruitcake, a moron or an sob? |
An a**hole, definitely. All the rest can't be helped....for the most part. Meanness in my opinion is the worst thing a person can have about them. |
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Posted: Aug 06, 2008 - 06:08 PM
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Posted: Aug 06, 2008 - 06:15 PM
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| A LIAR !!!! Definately !!!! |
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Posted: Aug 06, 2008 - 06:25 PM
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Posted: Aug 06, 2008 - 07:31 PM
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I'm with Littlestar and also with Angel
A liar and an a**hole are two things I can't stand... 
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Posted: Aug 06, 2008 - 07:36 PM
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He should get the death penalty if the baby dies...a person who beats a 7 week old baby just because she wouldn't stop crying deserves the penalty for hurting an innocent child.
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Posted: Aug 07, 2008 - 10:59 AM
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Pedophiles....
Rapists....
A**holes....
Mean-spirited people.... |
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Posted: Aug 07, 2008 - 03:32 PM
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There is current speculation about life on Mars. If there ever was any life on Mars, some of it may have fallen into these negative categories. Since the gravity there is much lower, maybe the inhabitants just spent way too much time bouncing and leaping around and neglected their planet. I probably won't get a chance to go to Mars but, if I ever did land on the Red Planet, it might impress me as just a very expensive trip to Death Valley.
God, please give me a spaceship. |
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Posted: Aug 07, 2008 - 05:46 PM
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my anatomy professor told us once that the a$shole is the smartest muscle in your body bc it can tell liquid from solid from air 
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Post subject: Someting Fishy
Posted: Aug 08, 2008 - 02:53 PM
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''The mayor, who was changing his clothes when police burst in, also complained that he was handcuffed in his boxer shorts for about two hours along with his mother-in-law, and said the officers didn't believe him when he told them he was the mayor. No charges were brought against Calvo or his wife, who came home in the middle of the raid."
My limited contact with law enforcement does not qualify me to have an educated opinion about this situation. Mistakes were made about the dogs but, in the heat of the moment, I probably would have shot the pets too. This is sad.
What really bothers me is the part about the boxer shorts and the mother-in-law. |
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Posted: Aug 08, 2008 - 11:00 PM
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| vampyregirl wrote: | Pedophiles....
Rapists....
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Mean-spirited people.... |
Yep. Especially the pedophiles and rapists. Also murderers, racists, anti-Semites, and spouse abusers. |
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Posted: Aug 09, 2008 - 12:14 AM
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The @@ss hole: but be forwarned:
When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss.
The brain explained, “Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the boss.”
The feet suggested, “Since I carry man wherever he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, then I should be the boss.”
The hands argued, “Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be the boss.”
And so it went with the eyes, the heart, the lungs, and all the other parts of the body, each giving the reason why they should be the boss.
Finally, the asshole spoke up and said it was going to be the boss.
All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of the asshole being the boss. The asshole got so mad that he closed up and refused to function.
After a few days, the brain grew feverish and could barely think, the feet felt like lead weights and were too weak to drag the body anywhere, the eyes got crossed and couldn’t see, and the hands hung useless at the sides. They all conceded and made the asshole boss.
And so it happened; all the other parts did all the work and the asshole just bossed and passed out a lot of crap.
THE MORAL: You don’t have to be a brain to be a boss, just an asshole.
Alternate moral: No matter how well things are going, it can all be shut down by a single asshole.
http://www.officehumorblog.com/index.ph ... -the-boss/ |
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