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Post subject: Monday Morning Joke Thread
 Posted: Jul 14, 2008 - 04:35 PM
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Joined: Oct 24, 2002
Posts: 3254
Location: New Jersey USA
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Since we had a nearly Friday one, I though we could all use a good laugh on Monday. So here goes:
A burglar broke into a Christian Family's home one night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; when he heard, a
strange voice echoing from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you.
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
After awhile when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and
continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice and finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' He whispered to the parrot.
'Yep,' the parrot squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you.'
The burglar relaxed.
'Warn me, huh? And what is your name?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler, Jesus.'
Have a great Monday,
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Posted: Jul 14, 2008 - 06:05 PM
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A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet. I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking. Why can't you?"
The doctor nodded, looked her up and down, wrote out a prescription, and handed it to her and said, "There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put down." |
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Posted: Jul 14, 2008 - 06:35 PM
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Location: Here for the moment; don't waste it.
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