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Post subject: Fruit Flies
 Posted: Jul 08, 2008 - 05:45 PM
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| I have been noticing that fruit flies are attracted to me. Can anyone explain this? |
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Posted: Jul 08, 2008 - 06:05 PM
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Attracted in what way? Are they paying you compliments or asking you personal questions in an attempt to gain a richer understanding of your inner soul? Are they whistling at you or making comments like, "Va Va Va Voom!"?
Do you have a lot of money and do you think they're trying to get you to spend some on them? |
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Posted: Jul 08, 2008 - 06:07 PM
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| Johnny_Turbo wrote: | Attracted in what way? Are they paying you compliments or asking you personal questions in an attempt to gain a richer understanding of your inner soul? Are they whistling at you or making comments like, "Va Va Va Voom!"?
Do you have a lot of money and do you think they're trying to get you to spend some on them? |
Take them out for Dinner...then you can talk about it....
How does one "Get Lucky" with a fruit fly?
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Post subject: Re: Fruit Flies
Posted: Jul 08, 2008 - 06:10 PM
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Something you are wearing smells sweet. Could be shampoo, soap, cologne, or it could be the products you use in your washer and dryer.
It also could be gum. If you chew gum, fruit flies will be atttracted to the smell of sugar.
| ColorTelevision wrote: | | I have been noticing that fruit flies are attracted to me. Can anyone explain this? |
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Posted: Jul 08, 2008 - 06:12 PM
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This would be my guess. Fruit Roll Up pajamies! |
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Posted: Jul 08, 2008 - 06:41 PM
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| windslipper wrote: | How does one "Get Lucky" with a fruit fly?
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Very quickly. |
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Posted: Jul 08, 2008 - 07:29 PM
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| Tell them that they`ve got the wrong guy and that you`re not a paramount executive. LOL! |
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Posted: Jul 08, 2008 - 09:26 PM
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| well, look on the bright side, they aren't mosquitos. |
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Posted: Jul 09, 2008 - 02:00 AM
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Having you been runnings ads in the personal columns again? Sometimes, they read the papers.
Oh yeah, Baby! This gal (guy???) looks pretty hot to me. One sexy little number!  |
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Post subject: Re: Fruit Flies
Posted: Jul 09, 2008 - 02:17 AM
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| ColorTelevision wrote: | | I have been noticing that fruit flies are attracted to me. Can anyone explain this? |
Well, let me see now. If you were a particular fruit, what would you be to be so attractive to the little buggers? Would you be an apple, a peach, a banana, or maybe one of those passion fruits?
Perhaps you can disguise yourself as a Venus Fly Trap.  |
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Post subject: Re: Fruit Flies
Posted: Jul 09, 2008 - 08:59 AM
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| Debb wrote: | Something you are wearing smells sweet. Could be shampoo, soap, cologne, or it could be the products you use in your washer and dryer.
It also could be gum. If you chew gum, fruit flies will be atttracted to the smell of sugar.
| ColorTelevision wrote: | | I have been noticing that fruit flies are attracted to me. Can anyone explain this? |
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Debb,
Thanks for taking my question seriously and also for offering a discrete reply.
There's no doubt that these pesky (albeit cute) insects swarm towards me because I'm a wino. They just can't help themselves.
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Post subject: Re: Fruit Flies
Posted: Jul 09, 2008 - 03:06 PM
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| ColorTelevision wrote: | | Debb wrote: | Something you are wearing smells sweet. Could be shampoo, soap, cologne, or it could be the products you use in your washer and dryer.
It also could be gum. If you chew gum, fruit flies will be atttracted to the smell of sugar.
| ColorTelevision wrote: | | I have been noticing that fruit flies are attracted to me. Can anyone explain this? |
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Debb,
Thanks for taking my question seriously and also for offering a discrete reply.
There's no doubt that these pesky (albeit cute) insects swarm towards me because I'm a wino. They just can't help themselves.
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