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Post subject: Hey TV Land...
 Posted: Jul 02, 2008 - 02:24 PM
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| How about showing some old Get Smart episodes? I don't care if you show the ones where Max is driving the Sunbeam Tiger with the big 8 cylinder engine or the ones with Max driving the Volkswagon Karmann Ghia. Maybe an episode with the Opel GT. So, how about it, TV Land? |
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Posted: Jul 02, 2008 - 03:23 PM
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I ****ing hate TV Land! They stopped showing early Buster Keaton and Keystone Cops movies! You pay for a subscription, expecting to get silent movies (preferably before 1900), and you end up with trash such as Get Smart, The Prisoner, Kojak, The Beverley Hillbillies, Bewitched, I Love Lucy, The Munsters and the frigging Addams Family! For crying out loud!!! I pay for grainy, almost destroyed film, not digitally enhanced fluff from the 50s and 60s! I want my money back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. How dare J.J. Abraham Lincoln have the gall to remake Star Wars! It will flop, mark my words with a double juicy fat marker pen! |
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Posted: Jul 02, 2008 - 03:32 PM
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Location: Never you mind where I'm at! You don't need to be knowing! Snoops!
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| Harry_Mudd wrote: |
How dare J.J. Abraham Lincoln have the gall to remake Star Wars! It will flop, mark my words with a double juicy fat marker pen! |
NOOOOO! Say it ain't so, Harry! He's going to do that? First he cuts the older Kirk out of the Trek film and now he wants to remake our beloved Star Wars epics that has Skywalker and Solo? What a frickin' nightmare! Ain't nothing sacred anymore? I grew up worshipping at Solo's feet. The Millennium Falcon was the best ship ever second from the NC 1701 Enterprise! How dare him! Of all the freakin' nerve!  String the nut up by his.....toes!  |
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Posted: Jul 02, 2008 - 04:09 PM
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| Harry_Mudd wrote: | I ****ing hate TV Land! They stopped showing early Buster Keaton and Keystone Cops movies! You pay for a subscription, expecting to get silent movies (preferably before 1900), and you end up with trash such as Get Smart, The Prisoner, Kojak, The Beverley Hillbillies, Bewitched, I Love Lucy, The Munsters and the frigging Addams Family! For crying out loud!!! I pay for grainy, almost destroyed film, not digitally enhanced fluff from the 50s and 60s! I want my money back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. How dare J.J. Abraham Lincoln have the gall to remake Star Wars! It will flop, mark my words with a double juicy fat marker pen! |
You bring up some good points that make me furious at TV Land! I'm even MORE out of my mind with anger!! Those people at TV Land better wake up! TV Land needs to put up 2 "walls".
1. No more color! I want everything to be black & white. People like that.
2. No more sound! Just like the silent days. If there's to be any sound, it MUST be an orchestra that was conducted by Charlie Chaplin...or maybe Syd Chaplin. Who needs dialogue?? OVERRATED!!
J.J. needs to grow a beard and wear a ten-gallon hat! |
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Posted: Jul 02, 2008 - 05:58 PM
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| I don`t like Get Smart. What I really want is Dennis the Menace. |
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Posted: Jul 02, 2008 - 06:27 PM
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Can't we just all get along?  |
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Posted: Jul 02, 2008 - 07:19 PM
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| MG wrote: | | Can't we just all get along? |
Why not? I personally do not perceive a great deal of constructiveness to belittling my criticisms of TV Land. I mean, it`s not like my attitude regarding TV Land programming is a singular aberration. All anyone has to do is visit TVLand.com and peruse their forums to see that multitudes of other people have the selfsame aberration. |
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Posted: Jul 02, 2008 - 08:47 PM
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I, along with most people here, enjoy reading about TV Land. It's just that I stopped seeing posts about it, so I thought I'd better remind the folks about what's going on...in TV Land. I thought maybe we were becoming too complacent, too willing to be spoon-fed this garbage they call, "TV Land Prime Time".
Hey, I'm willing to compromise. What about limiting the number of TV Land posts to, say, 20 or 30 per day. The rest of the time, we could talk about something else, like TV Land.com or TV Land circa 2001 or maybe something completely different, such as TV Land's retro commercials they used to broadcast. Whatever happened to TV Land's retro commercials??? |
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Posted: Jul 07, 2008 - 07:14 PM
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| Did you see what happened to TV Land's messageboards? If you have a complaint about TV Land, you have to go to a separate thread that is waaay far away. They're shoving us to the back of the bus, those racists! You can't make me sit in the back of the bus! I know my rights, TV Land! |
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Posted: Jul 07, 2008 - 07:56 PM
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TVLand
(formerly "Carrie Anne")
Doo-doo-roo-roo-doot-doot-doo-roo-roo
doo-d-doo-roo-doot-doot-doo-roo-roo
doo-
hey TVLand
hey TVLand
When we were at school our games were simple
I played the janitor you played a monitor.
Then you played with older boys and prefects.
What's the attraction in what they're doing?
Hey TVLand, what's your game now? can anybody play?
Hey TVLand, what's your game now? can anybody play?
You're always something special to me.
Quite independent, never caring.
You lost your charm as you were aging
Where is your magic dissappearing?
Hey TVLand, what's your game now? can anybody play?
Hey TVLand, what's your game now? can anybody play?
You're so, so like a woman to me
(so like a woman to me)
So (so) so like (so) a woman to me
So like a woman to me.
Hey TVLand, what's your game now? can anybody play?
Hey TVLand, what's your game now? can anybody play?
People live and learn but you're still learning
you use my mind and I'll be your teacher.
When the lesson's over you'll be with me
Then I'll hear the other people saying:
Hey TVLand, what's your game now? can anybody play?
Hey TVLand, what's your game now? can anybody play?
TVLand (TVLand, TVLand) |
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Posted: Jul 08, 2008 - 05:26 PM
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Now that's a goodie because it takes me back to the days when TV Land's shows were new! Here's another, not as good, song about TV Land!
I am not so upset about my horrible self
So, TV Land, why don't you go upset yourself!
Hey here's a mirror, TV Land, see your stupid face
What a disgrace man and you know it's true
Cretin TV Land! Cretin TV Land! Cretin TV Land!
Everyone's against me
Cretin TV Land Cretin TV Land Cretin TV Land
Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi
Don't stare at me, TV Land! It's freakin' me out
Look what's happening now it's all your fault
You can't do nothin' absolutely nothing' o.k.
Why don't you get a hoola hoop
and do the TV Land hop and
Cretin TV Land Cretin TV Land
Everyone's against me
Cretin TV Land Cretin TV Land
Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi
TV Land is never wrong, don't tell TV Land what to do
Here's a little curse, TV Land, it's from me to you
It's nothin' gonna happen nothin' ever will
You'll be miserable every day your luck will always be bad, TV Land! |
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Posted: Jul 09, 2008 - 04:00 PM
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CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!! THE CHEEK! #*!#ing TV Land put the 1931 version of Frankenstein, starring Boris Karloff and directed by James Whale!!!! Doesn't TV Land know what their viewers want? WE WANT FILMS FROM PRIOR 1920 NOW!!!!
I DEMAND... YES, DEMAND, that they broadcast the far superior 1910 Thomas Edison version of Frankenstein, starring the legendary chill-maker, Charles Ogle! What Ogle achieved in the history of horror cinema, dwarfs any Karloff, Lugosi or Chaney Jnr.
Right, I must go back to flooding TV Land's boards, until justice is dealt. |
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Posted: Jul 09, 2008 - 04:11 PM
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TV Land has a problem with the nineteen teens! They keep ignoring anything made before 1920 and they're gonna go to jail for that mistake!
Let's put TV Land on trial! They're book burners over there at TV Land! |
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Posted: Jul 09, 2008 - 06:00 PM
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| Johnny_Turbo wrote: | | TV Land has a problem with the nineteen teens! |
Which 19 teens?  Who are they and where do they live? |
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Posted: Jul 09, 2008 - 06:48 PM
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Half of them (9.5) are claiming to be teens, but they may actually be tweens. Of the remaining 9.5 teens, 9 of them are techno geeks who communicate with TV Land's upper echelon by using this brand new innovation called a Telegram-o-Phone Machine. They are leaving TV Land messages like, "Am thoroughly bamboozled by your recent decisions. Stop. What the blazes is going on? Stop. 23-skidoo. Stop."
The remaining .5 teen/tween lives in Pithole City, Pennsylvania. Not a peep out of this .5 person yet. |
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