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 Posted: Jul 04, 2008 - 07:30 PM
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| Mirizor wrote: | | http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23486466-details/European+Court+agrees+to+hear+chimp's+plea+for+human+rights/article.do |
Wow!  That's about I can say..Wow! |
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Posted: Jul 04, 2008 - 07:35 PM
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| angel wrote: | It was! I feel sorry for the fella, not so much the ambassador.  Don't ever serve raw fish at dinner is my way of thinking and if you're going to have fish make it a good perch and catfish fry.  |
And don't skimp on the hush puppies.  |
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Posted: Jul 04, 2008 - 07:48 PM
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| MG wrote: | | angel wrote: | | It was! I feel sorry for the fella, not so much the ambassador. Don't ever serve raw fish at dinner is my way of thinking and if you're going to have fish make it a good perch and catfish fry. |
And don't skimp on the hush puppies. |
Amen to that one. And the coleslaw and corn on the cob. I'm partial to those, too. |
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Posted: Jul 04, 2008 - 11:33 PM
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Posted: Jul 05, 2008 - 06:57 AM
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The Salesman's Robot
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11-year-old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over two hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over two hours late getting home?" asked John.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector. Now tell us where you really were after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie," said Tommy.
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments," answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and slapped him again, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up from the floor, sat down, and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched an R-rated movie."
"I am ashamed of you, son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears, and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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Posted: Jul 06, 2008 - 04:05 PM
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Thanxs, Mary!
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Posted: Jul 06, 2008 - 07:04 PM
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| Mirizor wrote: | The Salesman's Robot
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11-year-old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over two hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over two hours late getting home?" asked John.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector. Now tell us where you really were after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie," said Tommy.
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments," answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and slapped him again, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up from the floor, sat down, and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched an R-rated movie."
"I am ashamed of you, son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears, and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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Posted: Jul 06, 2008 - 11:11 PM
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| angel wrote: | | Mirizor wrote: | The Salesman's Robot
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11-year-old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over two hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over two hours late getting home?" asked John.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector. Now tell us where you really were after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie," said Tommy.
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments," answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and slapped him again, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up from the floor, sat down, and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched an R-rated movie."
"I am ashamed of you, son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears, and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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Oh boy is right!!!!!!  |
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Posted: Jul 07, 2008 - 06:15 PM
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Posted: Jul 07, 2008 - 09:05 PM
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T'Lor and hubby during the 4th of July weekend. (We got a sample of Admiral Jaimeson's de-aging serum. But we didn't use as much as he did.)
Hope you all had a great time! |
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Posted: Jul 08, 2008 - 06:40 AM
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Bon appetit. |
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Posted: Jul 08, 2008 - 06:05 PM
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Bon appetit. |
Cheese Doodles, My Fav!!!!
The dip looks good, as well...
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Posted: Jul 09, 2008 - 03:45 PM
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Bon appetit. |
How many bags of cheetos did they use?
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Posted: Jul 09, 2008 - 04:51 PM
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| windslipper wrote: | | Mirizor wrote: |
Bon appetit. |
How many bags of cheetos did they use?
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Anyone want to do the math? If a bag of cheese doodles is approximately 12oz and a bathtub holds how much gallons(?) reduced to ounces then you would multiply that times the 12oz bag of cheese doodles. Unfortunately I don't know how much gallons a bathtub holds.  Math just isn't my thing. |
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Posted: Jul 09, 2008 - 05:52 PM
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| angel wrote: | | Anyone want to do the math? If a bag of cheese doodles is approximately 12oz and a bathtub holds how much gallons(?) reduced to ounces then you would multiply that times the 12oz bag of cheese doodles. Unfortunately I don't know how much gallons a bathtub holds. Math just isn't my thing. |
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