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Post subject: Re: Dr Who caption time  PostPosted: May 07, 2008 - 11:59 PM
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Seamus wrote:
ColorTelevision wrote:
Seamus wrote:
"...trying to pass this most amazingly mental fudge log..."


Seamus,

Vito is in charge of bowel movement jokes, also known as scatological humor, not you. You need to learn your place in life.

~ CT


ColorTelevision,

I know my place in life and that's why so many people on this board have entertaining Microsoft paint created, signature pics. However lately I've been feeling a movement in my thinking towards toilet humor due to the fact that I have developed a most unfortunate craving for apple juice... two days ago I drank nearly a gallon of the stuff and have had to practically take up residence in the next stall over from Vito... That and I have enough personal time taken up on the pot otherwise, that I could be Vito's apprentice. Therefore, while Vito is not sticking his head out of his stall, I reserve the right to make jokes that smell about movements that steam.


~Seamus

They don't call you #2 for nothing Cool Cool Cool There was this guy from Dublin who visited, by the name of James who had a poetic turn of mind when it came to the usage of the loo. He was funny, too. I miss that fella. Cool Cool

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Post subject:   PostPosted: May 08, 2008 - 12:32 AM
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I'm the Riker to Vito's Picard... lol

I'm the captain of number 2's number 1 lol

Laughing

I can just see it now...

Vito: Number one?

Seamus: Yes, sir.

Vito: I order you to take a number two.

Seamus: way ahead of you on that one, sir.

Vito: Excellent.

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Post subject:   PostPosted: May 08, 2008 - 12:51 AM
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Ha! Laughing Laughing Maybe if Vito's willing he can give you a certificate for journeyman status some day so you're not an apprentice anymore. Cool Cool

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