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 Posted: May 24, 2008 - 09:45 AM
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As everyone may have already guessed, and how couldn't they, I'm fairly conservative. I would say moderately conservative, if there's such a thing. And the one thing that I've been seeing alot that's annoyed me to no end is the analysts in the media. They've got their opinions, they've got their views. And to be perfectly honest it seems to me that they've got their own agendas to where it almost makes you wonder if they're employeed by their networks to publicize their politicical affiliations shamelessly. Why of course they are! Duh! So I thought I'd be fair and open minded and post two types of analysts. And what is an analyst? The dictionary says an analyst is a person who is skilled in analysis. And what does that mean? To me if I break down the component of the word as such...(anal) lysis.....now the first part makes lots of sense. The last part I could care less about...Basically it's just someone who wants to stick their nose in everyone's business and be anal about it! But that's just my opinion. 
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Posted: May 24, 2008 - 10:00 AM
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 I love that picture of O'Reilly. Makes me think he smelled something bad after (anal)lysing! LOL! I just crack myself up sometimes! So easy to do! I think I'll put some color in this...hmmmmm....choices, choices.... I like this color. I also like the indigo. I would use the yellow but it hurts my eyes and I can't see it very well. |
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Posted: May 24, 2008 - 09:10 PM
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Yellow yellow yellow, trying to be mellow mellow mellow. My kids are on summer break, I'm already getting a headache! I need fun out in the sun instead I'm sitting here writing this stupid pun! I want a break from screaming and whining, from messed up rooms and major crisises while dining. Get me in the water, let me swim around, take me on a sea cruise, I wish I was Gulf Coast bound! 
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Posted: May 24, 2008 - 09:11 PM
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Posted: May 24, 2008 - 09:13 PM
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Posted: May 24, 2008 - 10:18 PM
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Guess Wascally Wabbit, I said, Guess!!!
Ah....is it a Banana, Doc? |
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 Rest Easy...The Icon Above is an: ALBINO VULCAN....Yellow...Red Eyed...Bald...Pointed Ears...and....[Dramatic Pause]...Smiling!!!
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Posted: May 24, 2008 - 10:37 PM
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| angel wrote: | | [color=indigo]I love that picture of O'Reilly. Makes me think he smelled something bad after (anal)lysing! LOL! I just crack myself up sometimes! So easy to do! |
He looks like he was in the boardroom when Denny was passing gas a few episodes back; I think it was the Supreme Court episode... |
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Posted: May 24, 2008 - 11:20 PM
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| Tribblechomper wrote: | | angel wrote: | | [color=indigo]I love that picture of O'Reilly. Makes me think he smelled something bad after (anal)lysing! LOL! I just crack myself up sometimes! So easy to do! |
He looks like he was in the boardroom when Denny was passing gas a few episodes back; I think it was the Supreme Court episode... |
That was one of my favorite episodes besides the one last Wed. Denny Crane is so lovable because Bill makes him so. |
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Posted: May 24, 2008 - 11:24 PM
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Guess Wascally Wabbit, I said, Guess!!!
Ah....is it a Banana, Doc? |
LOL! Danny, you're just so funny! Always keeping me in stitches! |
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Posted: May 24, 2008 - 11:47 PM
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| angel wrote: | Yellow yellow yellow, trying to be mellow mellow mellow. My kids are on summer break, I'm already getting a headache! I need fun out in the sun instead I'm sitting here writing this stupid pun! I want a break from screaming and whining, from messed up rooms and major crisises while dining. Get me in the water, let me swim around, take me on a sea cruise, I wish I was Gulf Coast bound!
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Yellow 'gainst that background makes the words most undefined;
Stare upon that text too long, you'll certainly go blind!
I had to reply in like manner, for I'm uncommonly blessed
With skills for rhyming and for punning, humility and pure jest! |
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Posted: May 25, 2008 - 12:15 AM
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| I break into song and I try to rhyme, I must confess that what I do is a frickin' crime! I'm unskilled and crude, most people think I'm obnoxiously rude. But I don't care in the least, just the nature of this particular beast! |
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Posted: May 25, 2008 - 08:26 AM
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80 pound weakling with gapped-teeth,hair-raising personality, atrocious singing voice. What a stud! |
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Posted: May 25, 2008 - 08:29 AM
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Posted: May 28, 2008 - 12:57 AM
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You want nostalgia?
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their
Infamous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out
Something like this:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal.?? What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
A few days later:
ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on 'START'!
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Posted: May 28, 2008 - 01:01 AM
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| Modern and nostalgic all at once! That's so wonderful! I love the origional "Who's on first". One of the all time great skits! |
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