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Post subject: Creativity Corner
 Posted: Sep 08, 2007 - 03:29 PM
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I've been seeing too much repetition of threads here and it's stagnating. We need to do something a little different. A game. Someone on the board and I forget who, had started a game where a story was to be started. A sentence or a paragraph and someone else took up on the thread. I'm starting one. If this thread bombs I won't be too disappointed  Here I go......
Life has its good and bad moments. Times that flash by and times that drag like old Sparky on the shag rug. Then something or someone comes along that breaks the monotony. I'm heating a burrito in the microwave when the doorbell rings.......(now it's your turn   ) |
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Posted: Sep 08, 2007 - 04:19 PM
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Life has its good and bad moments. Times that flash by and times that drag like old Sparky on the shag rug. Then something or someone comes along that breaks the monotony. I'm heating a burrito in the microwave when the doorbell rings.......
On the doorstep stood a prim lady dressed in a stiff pink suit carrying the same color case. The case bore the name "Mary-Kay". I inwardly groaned and waitied for this bundle of fluffy cotton candy to begin her speil. |
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Posted: Sep 08, 2007 - 04:46 PM
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| Tina wrote: | Life has its good and bad moments. Times that flash by and times that drag like old Sparky on the shag rug. Then something or someone comes along that breaks the monotony. I'm heating a burrito in the microwave when the doorbell rings.......
On the doorstep stood a prim lady dressed in a stiff pink suit carrying the same color case. The case bore the name "Mary-Kay". I inwardly groaned and waitied for this bundle of fluffy cotton candy to begin her speil. |
Hello, dear madame or sir..I'm Gertrude McFuzz(  ) and I represent "Mary-Kay". We have all the toiletries needed to make you look as radiant as a sunbeam!  Would you be interested in trying our rejuvenating eye wrinkle cream? I see by the looks of you you've got a pair of Samsonites under your eyes. Let's see what else we can do for you... |
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Posted: Sep 08, 2007 - 10:36 PM
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| angel wrote: | | Tina wrote: | Life has its good and bad moments. Times that flash by and times that drag like old Sparky on the shag rug. Then something or someone comes along that breaks the monotony. I'm heating a burrito in the microwave when the doorbell rings.......
On the doorstep stood a prim lady dressed in a stiff pink suit carrying the same color case. The case bore the name "Mary-Kay". I inwardly groaned and waitied for this bundle of fluffy cotton candy to begin her speil. |
Hello, dear madame or sir..I'm Gertrude McFuzz( ) and I represent "Mary-Kay". We have all the toiletries needed to make you look as radiant as a sunbeam! Would you be interested in trying our rejuvenating eye wrinkle cream? I see by the looks of you you've got a pair of Samsonites under your eyes. Let's see what else we can do for you... |
I politely shut the door in her face before she can get out any of her toiletries as I break out in a rash from it. I grab my burrito and sit on the couch hoping I don't burn myself on it as I bite into it........The door bell rings again |
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Posted: Sep 08, 2007 - 10:54 PM
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Life has its good and bad moments. Times that flash by and times that drag like old Sparky on the shag rug. Then something or someone comes along that breaks the monotony. I'm heating a burrito in the microwave when the doorbell rings.......
On the doorstep stood a prim lady dressed in a stiff pink suit carrying the same color case. The case bore the name "Mary-Kay". I inwardly groaned and waitied for this bundle of fluffy cotton candy to begin her speil.
Hello, dear madame or sir..I'm Gertrude McFuzz( ) and I represent "Mary-Kay". We have all the toiletries needed to make you look as radiant as a sunbeam! Would you be interested in trying our rejuvenating eye wrinkle cream? I see by the looks of you you've got a pair of Samsonites under your eyes. Let's see what else we can do for you...
I politely shut the door in her face before she can get out any of her toiletries as I break out in a rash from it. I grab my burrito and sit on the couch hoping I don't burn myself on it as I bite into it........The door bell rings again
Annoyingly, I stomp over to the door hoping my burrito that I have laid down on the table won't make it into my great dane's mouth. Opening the door I came face to face with two police officers who inform me that there is a pink clad woman dead on my lawn. |
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Posted: Sep 08, 2007 - 11:05 PM
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| Tina wrote: | Life has its good and bad moments. Times that flash by and times that drag like old Sparky on the shag rug. Then something or someone comes along that breaks the monotony. I'm heating a burrito in the microwave when the doorbell rings.......
On the doorstep stood a prim lady dressed in a stiff pink suit carrying the same color case. The case bore the name "Mary-Kay". I inwardly groaned and waitied for this bundle of fluffy cotton candy to begin her speil.
Hello, dear madame or sir..I'm Gertrude McFuzz( ) and I represent "Mary-Kay". We have all the toiletries needed to make you look as radiant as a sunbeam! Would you be interested in trying our rejuvenating eye wrinkle cream? I see by the looks of you you've got a pair of Samsonites under your eyes. Let's see what else we can do for you...
I politely shut the door in her face before she can get out any of her toiletries as I break out in a rash from it. I grab my burrito and sit on the couch hoping I don't burn myself on it as I bite into it........The door bell rings again
Annoyingly, I stomp over to the door hoping my burrito that I have laid down on the table won't make it into my great dane's mouth. Opening the door I came face to face with two police officers who inform me that there is a pink clad woman dead on my lawn. |
Police officer #1 says " M'am, it has come to our attention that you're the last person to have been in contact with Ms McFuzz. Can you go into detail as to what you two were discussing before the person in question wound up deceased on your lawn?"
Police officer #2 says " And m'am you'd better get out some cleansers or something because your dane has just horked what lookes like carne de burro on your shag rug. Do you have anymore of those? I didn't go on my donut run this morning." |
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