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Post subject: Russian woman sets fire to ex-husband's p***s
 Posted: Sep 03, 2007 - 11:29 AM
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MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's p***s as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said last Wednesday.Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
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Posted: Sep 03, 2007 - 02:44 PM
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Posted: Sep 03, 2007 - 02:54 PM
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He said he didn't know what he did to deserve it....uh yeah. Sitting naked while drunk...guess you had to be there.  |
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Posted: Sep 03, 2007 - 03:35 PM
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I think I just saw Vito run out the back door and is half way across the meadow, heading for who knows where! Probably trying to protect his assets.  |
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Let's do it as a memorial to Joyce Mason
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Posted: Sep 03, 2007 - 03:42 PM
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| SMB wrote: | | I think I just saw Vito run out the back door and is half way across the meadow, heading for who knows where! Probably trying to protect his assets. |
I don't reckon he'd be thinking 'bout his derriere my dear girl.
Sorry Sue, couldn't.....resist. |
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Posted: Sep 03, 2007 - 08:18 PM
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Reminds me of that age old question....
Why do Russian nuclear scientists have to wear underpants?
Otherwise Chernobyl fallout.  |
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Posted: Sep 04, 2007 - 10:05 PM
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| What a climax to their relationship. |
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Posted: Sep 05, 2007 - 01:00 AM
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| Mirizor wrote: | | SMB wrote: | | I think I just saw Vito run out the back door and is half way across the meadow, heading for who knows where! Probably trying to protect his assets. |
I don't reckon he'd be thinking 'bout his derriere my dear girl.
Sorry Sue, couldn't.....resist. |
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Posted: Sep 05, 2007 - 06:24 AM
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| I guess she liked to try a new version of Grilled Sausages |
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Posted: Sep 05, 2007 - 10:26 AM
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Anyone wanna weiner?
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Posted: Sep 06, 2007 - 03:54 PM
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Something's Burning
Bob Dylan
Something is burning, baby, are you aware?
Something is the matter, baby, there's smoke in your hair
Are you still my friend, baby, show me a sign
Is the love in your heart for me turning blind?
You've been avoiding the main streets for a long, long while
The truth that I'm seeking is in your missing file
What's your position, baby, what's going on?
Why is the light in your eyes nearly gone?
I know everything about this place, or so it seems
Am I no longer a part of your plans or your dreams?
Well, it is so obvious that something has changed
What's happening, baby, to make you act so strange?
Something is burning, baby, here's what I say
Even the bloodhounds of London couldn't find you today
I see the shadow of a man, baby, makin' you blue
Who is he, baby, and what's he to you?
We've reached the edge of the road, baby, where the pasture begins
Where charity is supposed to cover up a multitude of sins
But where do you live, baby, and where is the light?
Why are your eyes just staring off in the night?
I can feel it in the night when I think of you
I can feel it in the light and it's got to be true
You can't live by bread alone, you won't be satisfied
You can't roll away the stone if your hands are tied
Got to start someplace, baby, can you explain?
Please don't fade away on me, baby, like the midnight train
Answer me, baby, a casual look will do
Just what in the world has come over you?
I can feel it in the wind and it's upside down
I can feel it in the dust as I get off the bus on the outskirts of town
I've had the Mexico City blues since the last hairpin curve
I don't wanna see you bleed, I know what you need but it ain't what you deserve
Something is burning, baby, something's in flames
There's a man going 'round calling names
Ring down when you're ready, baby, I'm waiting for you
I believe in the impossible, you know that I do. |
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Posted: Sep 06, 2007 - 04:03 PM
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| A Lorena Bobbitt disciple |
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