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Post subject: Lost touch with reality.....
 Posted: Aug 28, 2008 - 06:53 PM
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P Diddy is the latest victim of rising oil prices after revealing the cost of fuel has forced him to ditch his private jet travel, now opting for commericial flights with the rest of us. (Metro newspaper, London)
The King of Bling revealed the cut backs to his luxurious lifestyle on a YouTube video, pleading with the Saudi royal family to send him his own oil supply.
'Gas prices are too ****** ******* high. As you know, I do own my own jet and I have been having flying back and forth to LA pursuing my acting career', says the 38-year-old.
'Now, if I'm flying back and forth, like, twice in a month that's like $200,000 or $250,000 round trip. **** that. I'm back on American Airlines right now, OK.'
Joking he announces: 'Check this out, your boy Diddy right now is on American Airlines. Look.' He then makes his plea for his own fuel tariff from the Saudis asking: 'I want to give a shout out to all my Saudi Arabian brothers and sisters and all my brothers and sisters from all the countries that have oil, if you could all please send me some oil for my jet I would truly appreciate it.
'But right now, can you believe it, I am actually flying commercial. That's how high gas prices are ok, so I feel you. Look, I'm at the gate right now.
'This is proof that gas prices are too high, we need to do something about it, so tell whoever the next president is that we need to bring gas back down.'
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Posted: Aug 28, 2008 - 07:35 PM
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AWWWWWW...the poor P-head  |
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Posted: Aug 28, 2008 - 08:21 PM
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| My heart bleeds....no, it really does..... |
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Posted: Aug 28, 2008 - 11:18 PM
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| 20 years from now, P-Dorky's going to be one of those broke has-been's on VH1's "Where Are They Now"........ |
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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 - 12:50 AM
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Damn.. where's my jet?  |
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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 - 12:53 AM
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Keep doing what you're doing, and .....it's coming.  |
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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 - 01:05 AM
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I feel so bad for him..........  |
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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 - 01:17 AM
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| CaptJTK wrote: | | Keep doing what you're doing, and .....it's coming. |
LOL... i'd rather fly commercial. I like it. I don't think I'd like flying in my own jet that costs like 200,000 bucks.. sheesh. |
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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 - 12:29 PM
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| Book him a seat on an 'Easyjet' flight with the drunken football fans, and annoying, obnoxious kids running riot , and puking over him, thats what 'everyday' folks have to put up with. |
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Posted: Aug 29, 2008 - 05:47 PM
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He should tool (because he is a tool) around on a moped! And then it would run out of gas and he'd have to use the pedals!
I don't know if any of you remember Peter and the Test Tube Babies. They had a song called, "Moped Lads". with lyrics like, "...but best of all is when they crash." Most of you probably remember, "Banned From The Pubs" or "September, Parts 1 and 2" from Peter and the Test Tube Babies.
Here's Moped Lads on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AJIdrz4BuA
Many of you probably remember "The Jinx" from Peter and the Test Tube Babies. Here it is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhSkGBhF ... re=related |
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