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Post subject: Take Thee To A Nunnery
Posted: Aug 24, 2007 - 02:34 AM
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Joined: Nov 12, 2004
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Take Thee To A Nunnery...
Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent.
Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below.
Quickly, she wrote, "Don't despair. Sister Barbara," on a piece of paper,wrapped the $100 bill in it, got the man's attention and tossed it out the window to him.
The stranger picked it up, and with a puzzled expression and a tip of his hat, went off down the street.
The next day, Sister Barbara was told that a man was at her door, insisting on seeing her. She went down, and found the stranger waiting.
Without a word, he handed her a huge wad of $100 bills.
"What's this?" she asked. "That's the $8,000 you have coming Sister," he replied.
"Don't Despair paid 80-to-1." |
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Posted: Aug 24, 2007 - 02:47 AM
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Joined: Oct 24, 2002
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Location: Corn country in Illinois
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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_________________ LT. Star Fleet Ship's Chaplain/Councelor, USSBlackhawk
"Jesus said to her I am the Resurrection and the Life ..." John 11:25
"O Death where is thy sting?.... the Victory is thru Jesus Christ." I Cor. 15:54-56
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Posted: Aug 24, 2007 - 04:04 AM
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Joined: Dec 12, 2005
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Location: Never you mind where I'm at! You don't need to be knowing! Snoops!
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