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Post subject: Joke of the Day
 Posted: Aug 14, 2007 - 08:12 PM
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Location: Never you mind where I'm at! You don't need to be knowing! Snoops!
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Came across this joke that was photocopied while cleaning out the cabinets.
A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's birthday. So he went to an expensive boutique, bought the finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties instead. Here's the note the young man wrote to his sweetheart...... Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and she really looked smart.
I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time. No doubt, many other hands will touch them before I see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. and be sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they don't shrink.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year! I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my love,
Hollingsworth
P.s. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing. |
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Posted: Aug 15, 2007 - 05:31 AM
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Location: I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend.--Abraham Lincoln
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Oh Boy! I think that young man is in trouble!  |
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Let's do it as a memorial to Joyce Mason
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Posted: Aug 15, 2007 - 03:39 PM
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Sounds like he's going to get a new one torn   I think it's an English joke because of the wording. Pretty funny. |
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