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Post subject: "Brain"y Greatness
 Posted: Aug 12, 2007 - 08:18 PM
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| Quote: | The Brain: This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other... is the earth.
The Brain: So, you sacked the cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker?
Mr. Sackett: The second cocky khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker I've sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.
The Brain: We're going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.
Pinky: We're going to Denny's?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but if you replace the P with an O, my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain... but do I really need 2 tongues?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called them "sad meals" no one would buy them.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai...
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how are we going to make pencils that taste like bacon? Or maybe we should make bacon that tastes like pencils. Narf.
Pinky: Narf!
The Brain: Yes, finally! The Happy Sappy Children of Many Lands ride! Where cheering music will spread the message that a mouse should rule the world!
Pinky: Oh no, Brain. Narf! You're thinking of that other park in Orlando.
[repeated line]
The Brain: YES!
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything will still give you Zero Mostel.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the paella?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but... Kevin Costner with an English accent? I dunno.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but balancing a family, and a career? Ooh, it's all too much for me.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but why would anyone want a depressed tongue?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Um... I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?
Pinky: Egad. You astound me, Brain.
The Brain: That's a simple task, Pinky.
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?
Pinky: Wha, I think so Brain, but - *snort* No, no, it's too stupid.
The Brain: We will disguise ourselves as a cow.
Pinky: Narf. That was it *exactly*.
The Brain: Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracked corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
The Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world.
The Brain: Quiet Pinky, I'm getting ready for tomorrow night.
Pinky: Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?
The Brain: [Irritated] Guess!
Pinky: Oh, try to take over the world, right.
Pinky: What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
The Brain: Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to ditch Dudley Boore!
[Pinky's film about World Domination is ruined]
The Brain: Come, Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night.
Pinky: Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night.
The Brain: Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take
[the film slows down and rips apart]
Singers: They're Pinky, They're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain.
The Brain: Behold, I can create fire from a little box.
Alan: So what?
Cannibal #1: Big deal.
Cannibal #2: Let's eat 'em.
The Brain: I can steal your souls and put them in this glass.
Alan: So what?
Cannibal #1: Big deal.
Cannibal #2: Let's eat 'em.
Pinky: I can make bubbles with my spit.
[the cannibals gasp and begin to bow]
The Brain: *Now* do you believe we were sent by your god?
Alan: Naw, that's just *really cool*.
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Woof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.
The Brain: True.
Pinky: I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
The Brain: To my knowledge, never.
Pinky: Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
The Brain: Next to nil.
Pinky: Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
The Brain: Therefore, you ARE pondering what I'm pondering.
Pinky: Poit, I guess I am.
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but we're already naked.
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if we get "Sam spayed," we'll never have any puppies.
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career... oooh, it's all too much for me.
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Uh... yeah, Brain, but where will we get rubber pants our size?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but the Rockettes, it's mostly girls, isn't it?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but wouldn't anything lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?
The Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?
Pinky: Just say "poit".
The Brain: Whenever I say "poit" Pinky, we will be on Mars.
Pinky: What planet is this?
The Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what... you know.
Pinky: I think so, but... uh... something about a duck.
[the Brain's shrinking chant]
The Brain: Charlie Sheen, Ben Vereen, shrink to the size of a lima bean.
Big Jake: And they say them UFO things are just pie plates... well, they ARE pie plates. ALIEN pie plates...
The Brain: Tomorrow night, Pinky, we will come up with a new plan. One that isn't foiled by the atomic weight of gold.
The Brain: Hi, I'm Bubba Beau Bob Brain.
[On a submarine to find the Titanic; Brain shows Pinky a map of their trajectory]
Pinky: Egad, Brain. We'll get there before you can say "Poit".
The Brain: We'll reach Mars before I say "Poit".
The Brain: Are there any questions?
Pinky: Oh, Oh, pick me, Brain.
The Brain: GENERAL Brain.
Pinky: Yes, um, what is the password?
The Brain: I can't tell you. If you were to be captured you might give it away.
Pinky: What, me? Never, no, Narf, never.
The Brain: And if you were tortured?
Pinky: Oh, well that's different then, isn't it?
[the Brain has made a list of the 5 things needed to be a country singer]
The Brain: Read the list to me, Pinky.
Pinky: Okay. "Cowboy clothes."
The Brain: Check.
Pinky: Southern accent.
The Brain: Check, Y'all.
Pinky: Very good, Brain. "Working-class values."
The Brain: I like beef jerky and the comedy stylings of Gallagher. Check.
Pinky: A name consisting of no less than three words.
The Brain: Just call me Bubba Bo Bob Brain. Check.
Pinky: A height of at least six feet.
The Brain: Che... Drats.
The Brain: I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get where I am today.
The Brain: We must head to a place where overweight, middle-aged people go to party and throw away money.
Pinky: Capitol Hill?
The Brain: I will accept nothing less than mahogany.
Pinky: There is no substitute for Diana Ross.
The Brain: The entire world will beg to bow before me, their charismatic despot.
The Brain: No, Pinky. Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable.
Pinky: Oh, I hate it when that happens. Narf.
The Brain: Now throw the switch and let us begin the battle for the planet.
The Brain: Enough. If this is what passes for conduct becoming of world leaders, I don't want any part of it.
The Brain: Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky.
Pinky: Ah, he liked sports then, did he?
The Brain: Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?
Pinky: Oh practice Brain. All day, EVERYDAY!
The Brain: There are days I think I'd be more productive if my sidekick were a pliant corndog.
The Brain: Pinky, there are times when I feel i'm bearing my soul to a tube of caulk.
Pinky: Yum! Caulk!
The Brain: Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence".
The Brain: Hurry up, Pinky, If we don't get to Carley Simon's house I'll never know if that song was about me.
The Brain: ...that excites the masses.
Pinky: Newspapers? Religious tracts? The Victoria's Secret catalogue? |
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Posted: Aug 12, 2007 - 08:32 PM
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Posted: Aug 12, 2007 - 09:21 PM
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Location: Never you mind where I'm at! You don't need to be knowing! Snoops!
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I loved Pinky and the Brain when it was on and all the Animaniacs. I loved it when Wacko, Yacko, and Dot would say "hello Nurse!" Or when Yacko asked Death if he'd be Yacko's Daddoo. And we can really relate to Katie Kaboom right now, with our daughter   |
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Posted: Aug 13, 2007 - 07:04 AM
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I loved all of the animaniacs as well... but Pinky and the Brain were my favorites followed closely by Slappy Squirrel... Gotta love a sarcastic explosives wielding squirrel.
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