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Post subject: OMG!!
 Posted: Aug 01, 2007 - 04:11 AM
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I just had the weirdest idea: Who wouldn't love a TV show where guys are dressed in polyester uniforms? My mom always says...but she doesn't really like Trek...that it's just a bunch of men jumping around in suits...oh well.
It reminds me of my History teacher last year, when he was younger, much, much younger, he said he was wearing a dark blue polyester suit--I guess those were in fashion then--and he wrote this note and passed it to a girl that he had a crush on, and the note said...
'If you want to go out with me, circle: YES or NO'
...and she was leaning more towards YES, I believe, but he passed it to her and he looked to make sure that she gotten the note, and then he sneezed, and wiped his nose on his sleeves, and snot had gotten all over the polyester--very hard to get out? I don't know, I've never worn anything made entirely of polyester  --so she was GOING to circle YES, but saw that he sneezed, circled NO, and passed the note back to him.
VERY SAD.  AND ALL BECAUSE OF THE WORD POLYESTER. |
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Posted: Aug 01, 2007 - 03:04 PM
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 In this day and age anyone wearing a leisure suit will get their tail shot off for them  Too many of the homies and peeps who love to show off their boxers would love to do that for them. I really like the story of your teacher and your opinion at the end. Really funny. |
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Posted: Aug 01, 2007 - 05:12 PM
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| Hey K.K, whatever you are drinking I'll have a double. |
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Posted: Aug 01, 2007 - 05:38 PM
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ChuckD says:
Hey K.K, whatever you are drinking I'll have a double.
Make it two.Hey Chuck, how's your day going? Hello, to you too, Angel and Kirkscutie. That is a cute story KC. It reminds me of how I met my first husband. He used to wear dark suits all of the time. Long story, but he was my 9th grade Spanish teacher. I liked to play practical jokes on him, like putting chalk dust all over his seat, the old thumb tac in the seat, and so on. LOL, ok, so I was only 14 at the time. It was years later that we were married. We were married for 13 years. |
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Posted: Aug 01, 2007 - 05:51 PM
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Hi TeilaniKirk,
Makes you wonder about the way children can sometimes have the uncanny ability to read adults demeanors. You must have felt the tacks and chalk dust to be a necessity I wish I had that ability now. I'm so bad about judging a person's character, anymore. Wonder why we lose that sense of self-preservation as we get older? Hubris in my case  |
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Posted: Aug 01, 2007 - 06:08 PM
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Hi Angel,
My first husband took himself way to seriously. I just felt he needed some humor in his life. He actually did sit on the chalk dust and had it all over the seat of his dark pants. It was hilarious. You had to be there. I think that he avoided the thumb tack. I also wrote "Estupido" on the front of his desk. I had a huge crush on him, but I was only 14 at the time and very immature as you can tell. We actually did get married several years later and have 3 children together. We are no longer married and yes he still takes himself to seriously. Maybe he needs another dose of the old humor. |
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Posted: Aug 01, 2007 - 06:11 PM
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| We all have moments of time when we're innocent as babes and our choices aren't the wisest. And humor does help the stiff-rumped crowd. If you're still good friends with him, I think the woopy-cushion would be appropriate |
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Posted: Aug 01, 2007 - 06:21 PM
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Angel says: I think the woopey-cushion would be appropriate.
I think that you are right Angel. Now all I have to do is find one. |
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Posted: Aug 01, 2007 - 06:23 PM
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| teilanikirk wrote: | Angel says: I think the woopey-cushion would be appropriate.
I think that you are right Angel. Now all I have to do is find one. |
Wal-mart..88 cent toy isle. My daughter loves those things. When I started dating my husband 20yrs ago my sister had suprised him with one under the couch cushion. Me and my husband were red in the face and my sister was rolling on the frontroom floor. The good old days |
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Posted: Aug 01, 2007 - 06:35 PM
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| Thanks, Angel. I will have to pick one up the next time I go to Walmart. And it seems the ex will be coming up in a couple of months to go to our grand-daughter's first birthday party. I don't know if anyone else would think it was funny though. What do you think? I can have my 18 year old daughter do it. She would love to get her old dad. |
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Posted: Aug 01, 2007 - 07:04 PM
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| teilanikirk wrote: | | Thanks, Angel. I will have to pick one up the next time I go to Walmart. And it seems the ex will be coming up in a couple of months to go to our grand-daughter's first birthday party. I don't know if anyone else would think it was funny though. What do you think? I can have my 18 year old daughter do it. She would love to get her old dad. |
Always best to recruit the children Make them swear a blood oath that they're not to mention your culpability in the prank. Or dire consequences are to happen. And a bribe wouldn't hurt, too Then again, the choices we make turn out to bite us on the butt in the end |
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Posted: Aug 02, 2007 - 02:06 AM
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Of Course you knew I was going to say this, but I "HATE practical jokes of any kind .
I know I take life seriously but have my reasons believe me; I have my reasons:)
Thats not to say I love a good laugh with family and friends.
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Posted: Aug 02, 2007 - 02:19 AM
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| daisydownunder wrote: | Of Course you knew I was going to say this, but I "HATE practical jokes of any kind .
I know I take life seriously but have my reasons believe me; I have my reasons:)
Thats not to say I love a good laugh with family and friends.
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Gee Daisy, that almost sounds like me. |
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Posted: Aug 02, 2007 - 02:27 AM
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| Mirizor wrote: | | daisydownunder wrote: | Of Course you knew I was going to say this, but I "HATE practical jokes of any kind .
I know I take life seriously but have my reasons believe me; I have my reasons:)
Thats not to say I love a good laugh with family and friends.
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Gee Daisy, that almost sounds like me. |
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Posted: Aug 02, 2007 - 04:52 PM
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| You can relax Daisy. I am not into practical jokes anymore. Let me stress that I was a mere 14 at the time and very immature. What can I say? I was 14 and had a crush on my Spanish teacher. I suppose that I was simple trying to get his attention in my own way. He was hispanic, dark hair and eyes, quite handsome actually. I guess that it worked because we were married a few years later. |
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