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Golf? We said geoff.


Both dreadful wastes of fresh air, but geoff is worse.

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You're not really from Mars. Word on the street is you guys lurk around Uranus. Question

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What, the poisonous, bloated gas giant?


Nah, that's Sneddon. We kicked him out of the band when he went off o­n that dreadful karaoke competition and disappeared.






Yes, yes, we know there's a pronunciation joke in there.

Some say toMAYto, some say toMAHto....

We say Solanum lycopersicum.

Superiority complex? Only when we're better than every other living thing on this decrepit rock.

Except maybe tomatoes, we quite like them.

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There's a lot you can do with tomatoes. Salsa....pasta sauces....throwing at enemies in the town square

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.....extracting glycoalkaloids from the leaves and poisoning people, leading to mild gastric discomfort.......


Come on, it's a whole new ecosystem for us, you expect deadly toxins on the first go? We're only just getting over the "bacteria" nonsense...

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Well spoken Pippa, in any language !!!

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Indeed Gornman.


And we heartily agree about the non-telepaths.

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You Martians probably have such an overly inflated opinion of yourselves because you don't get out much. It's time to exit the safety of your own thread and inflict yourselves on the rest of the board, for a start I'd suggest the Shatner's International Cafe thread

What? Only Martians get to be evil round here?? Twisted Evil
 
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themartians wrote:
Indeed Gornman.


And we heartily agree about the non-telepaths.


I've been trying to resist, it ain't in me....

Alot of you can learn from this....

You want to know how to post to a Message Board?

Take notes, study up, learn to be innovative, funny and imaginative....

It's entirely up to you...Idea

PS....Joe, are you sure you want to loose these guys?....lol

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Gornman wrote:
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Indeed Gornman.


And we heartily agree about the non-telepaths.


I've been trying to resist, it ain't in me....

Alot of you can learn from this....

You want to know how to post to a Message Board?

Take notes, study up, learn to be innovative, funny and imaginative....

It's entirely up to you...Idea

PS....Joe, are you sure you want to loose these guys?....lol


Time to 'Cry HAVOC' Baby!
 
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Joe wrote:
Gornman wrote:
themartians wrote:
Indeed Gornman.


And we heartily agree about the non-telepaths.


I've been trying to resist, it ain't in me....

Alot of you can learn from this....

You want to know how to post to a Message Board?

Take notes, study up, learn to be innovative, funny and imaginative....

It's entirely up to you...Idea

PS....Joe, are you sure you want to loose these guys?....lol


Time to 'Cry HAVOC' Baby!


LOL, would you like some coffee with that?! Wink

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You Martians probably have such an overly inflated opinion of yourselves because you don't get out much. It's time to exit the safety of your own thread and inflict yourselves on the rest of the board, for a start I'd suggest the Shatner's International Cafe thread

What? Only Martians get to be evil round here?? Twisted Evil



Oooo.......


Right......


That's a tad scary......last time we tried that.....well......erm......

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themartians wrote:
Joe wrote:
You Martians probably have such an overly inflated opinion of yourselves because you don't get out much. It's time to exit the safety of your own thread and inflict yourselves on the rest of the board, for a start I'd suggest the Shatner's International Cafe thread

What? Only Martians get to be evil round here?? Twisted Evil



Oooo.......


Right......


That's a tad scary......last time we tried that.....well......erm......


Look guys... I know, I've seen what they can do, are capable of... But if you ever plan on taking over this planet you're going to have to deal with... TheWomen, sooner or latter, so buck up, be brave, and... mabe even... nice...
Not TOO nice, I mean be Martian an-all, but remember… they’re cagey and wily.
 
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Joe wrote:
themartians wrote:
Joe wrote:
You Martians probably have such an overly inflated opinion of yourselves because you don't get out much. It's time to exit the safety of your own thread and inflict yourselves on the rest of the board, for a start I'd suggest the Shatner's International Cafe thread

What? Only Martians get to be evil round here?? Twisted Evil



Oooo.......


Right......


That's a tad scary......last time we tried that.....well......erm......


Look guys... I know, I've seen what they can do, are capable of... But if you ever plan on taking over this planet you're going to have to deal with... TheWomen, sooner or latter, so buck up, be brave, and... mabe even... nice...
Not TOO nice, I mean be Martian an-all, but remember… they’re cagey and wily.
Wink Wink You ain't just whistling 'Dixie', Joe. I don't run the cafe' now, but I'd welcome them in a heartbeat and offer them some tomatoes Wink Cool

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