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Post subject: Right, now that that's settled down....
 Posted: Jul 23, 2007 - 02:28 AM
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Pay attention this time.
We are The Martians, and we have several point to make.
Firstly, we're Martians. Not Humans. Our tone may, at times, seem insulting, condescending or downright rude, but that's our way.
We're also Scottish, which doesn't help the first point any.
Secondly, we like to think that our posts are a little insightful, a tad well written, and (dare we say) entertaining to read. Read point one again - we're Martians - we offer a different viewpoint. Humans are funny, you do strange things, and we can't help but point it out.
Thirdly, we're no actually out to offend people.....unless they deserve it.
There was a bit of a tiff in our previous post, and it all got weird. The problem was between us and somebody else who misunderstood our ways, we misunderstood their's, and within a single post each way the problem was solved and we were all friends again.....the crossfire, however, was immense. Don't get in the way, stuff seems to kick off when we're around.....
Fourthly, believe it or not, we're here because of Bill. We're big Sci-Fi fans, mainly Doctor Who, but also Star Trek (even Voyager when we want a giggle), Red Dwarf, Buffy, Firefly/Serenity (GENIUS writing by the way) and many others.
Who are we? Well, we write and produce music, radio scripts, books, articles, interweb ramblings, musicals, comedy.......We Are The Martians........ |
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Posted: Jul 23, 2007 - 02:30 AM
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You know, it's ashamed you have to post such a disclaimer
just to be part of this site......sad
I welcome you......again  |
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Posted: Jul 23, 2007 - 02:34 AM
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What? You think that such pathetic grovelling will save you from our Heat Ray?
Imbecile.
You'd think you got it the first time around or something.....
Go listen to our music, sign up to our forum, insult our fans......
Lest we fashion something from bamboo, charcoal and diamond.... (if memory serves?)
Love,
The Martians
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PS You've already got a custom avatar on our site  |
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Posted: Jul 23, 2007 - 03:02 AM
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LOL.....
Johnny Turbo would have loved you.....  |
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Posted: Jul 23, 2007 - 03:14 AM
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I would like to welcome you back again to the madness that is....
I ain't grovelin' martian dudes.
Yeah, Doctor Who is cool too.
Met Tom Baker years ago, shook his hand, he gave me kiss on cheek. |
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Posted: Jul 23, 2007 - 03:34 AM
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Location: Never you mind where I'm at! You don't need to be knowing! Snoops!
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| Welcome again, Scots Martians. We need a bit of humour here to alleviate the stodgy gruppettiness of this old fart palace we call the BBS. Do you have any tractors for sale by any chance? Peace be with you |
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Posted: Jul 23, 2007 - 03:41 AM
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Location: I destroy my enemy when I make him my friend.--Abraham Lincoln
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| themartians wrote: | What? You think that such pathetic grovelling will save you from our Heat Ray?
Imbecile. |
Calling a long establish Lizardman an imbecile is a mighty brave (or incredibly stupid) move to make for a newbie. 
The last newbie who came looking for a fight, ended up the unfortunate victim of Vito's office.   |
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Posted: Jul 23, 2007 - 03:51 AM
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Ignorance and stupidity are not excuses that we wish to use to explain our actions.
Utter superiority, however, is.
Bow to us....
....whenever you've finished whatever it is you're doing....
Love,
The Martians
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Posted: Jul 23, 2007 - 03:57 AM
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| SMB wrote: | | themartians wrote: | What? You think that such pathetic grovelling will save you from our Heat Ray?
Imbecile. |
Calling a long establish Lizardman an imbecile is a mighty brave (or incredibly stupid) move to make for a newbie.
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SMB, first of all....thank you....
But I can't think of a better opportunity to point out what's been
wrong lately.......This is perfect....
If I thought the Martians were insulting me, I'd fight back,,,
This is not the case
The case is, we have new guys wanting to play, and they are good at it....
The downside is, and we have seen it,....
Those that don't get that, and on the whole it's women who say
I'm taking up for my buddies, right or wrong....
That's not only wrong, nothing good can come of it....
I don't want to be a part of a sideways "reality show" with alliances....
These guys ARE a breath of fresh air....and damn funny.... |
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Posted: Jul 23, 2007 - 04:08 AM
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| Gornman wrote: |
If I thought the Martians were insulting me, I'd fight back,,,
This is not the case |
Au contraire......
You're now a legitimate Martian target.
What words can we use on here? Let's try....
You enjoy ******* your ******* while your ******* cooks *****'s. You have a penchant for *****ing and *ing whilst speaking French and ****an.
Whilst ****ering a *** you ***'s a taxi, leading to *** the ******** and the assassination of Kaiser Willhelm by Gavrilo Pricip using a mmushroom and a *****.
********* censorship. |
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Posted: Jul 23, 2007 - 05:06 AM
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Well I'm just glad they fixed their Sig line, one can hardly get all worked up and worried that ones days are numbered, while being threatened with “Global Annihilation” from a group that has all manner of unseemly HTML tags in their sig line...
I mean really, It was all <B> and </font> and whatnot. It just ruined the suspension of belief I require to feel properly threatened, that’s all. I mean how hard is it to check these things? It’s no wonder no one believed they were bonafide heat-ray wielding Martians. We can hardly be blamed for any justified (or otherwise) use of foul language and snarkyness which resulted.
Well then, now that we’ve got that behind us, welcome back. Do feel free to chit-chat with the natives and contribute to our provocative banter. But please check your heat-rays at the login as Paul runs a tight ship and being disintegrated makes him very angry, very angry indeed. |
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Posted: Jul 23, 2007 - 05:24 AM
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| Joe wrote: | | Well then, now that we’ve got that behind us, welcome back. Do feel free to chit-chat with the natives and contribute to our provocative banter. But please check your heat-rays at the login as Paul runs a tight ship and being disintegrated makes him very angry, very angry indeed. |
Not only Paul but maybe Marvin maybe a little miffed too. |
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Posted: Jul 23, 2007 - 05:35 AM
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Hope you're vacinated against human germs cause you don't want to end up like these guys.
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Posted: Jul 23, 2007 - 07:02 AM
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Groetjes vreemdelingen
Hopelijk is jullie talen kennis net zo groot als jullie eigendunk
By the way...I'm Dutch, which means NOT EASELY OFFENDED ,BUT SHORT TEMPERED  |
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Posted: Jul 23, 2007 - 09:40 AM
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Location: standing here shaking my head in disbelief....
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Well, since the martians liked the last mood buttons, here's a few more of my favs....
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