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 Posted: Jul 13, 2007 - 04:15 PM
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Granted.
Unfortunately, shortly after you acquire the home, a huge tornado picks up your home and carries it "over the rainbow". However instead of munchkins and a yellow brick road, you find that Oz is actually a code word for a huge version of Vito's restroom. Your house now rests between Vito's toilet and his sink. There are no fans or air fresheners in Oz........
I wish Mr. Rat was real. |
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Posted: Jul 13, 2007 - 04:24 PM
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 Oh Lordy! LMAO!!!!! Granted..Mr. Rat is real, he's huge, the size of a house cat. He's chewing through walls, and leaving golfball size doodies everywhere, he can open up cabinets and the fridge and eat everything in one sitting and he smells like Vito  All that food, you know. He need a girlfriend and has chosen the neighborhood skunk, they make not so sweet love and produce mutant Skats who overrun your home until you have to flee for your life. |
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Posted: Jul 13, 2007 - 04:31 PM
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| Oh yeah, I forgot. I wish I was a perfect Mom. |
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Posted: Jul 13, 2007 - 04:46 PM
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Granted.
You are now the perfect mom.
Unfortunately, you are forced to wear pearls for every occasion, and your husband has to wear a tie around the house. You also make the unfortunate choice of nicknaming your young son "Beaver". This leads to him also wearing pearls for every occasion. He also gets beat up a lot. Your oldest child has a friend named Eddie, who while appearing nice, is not. In fact in later life he turns out to be a serial killer, and buries the bodies in your yard. Fortunately, this leads to some really lovely roses, and a really green lawn. But, by that time you have developed an allergy to the "pearls" your husband gave you, which turn out to be fake. You try to cover the rash with a tattoo of ivy leaves draped around your neck, but several mice families mistake the tattoo for real ivy, and make a nest in your hair. You don't mind the mice, but the birds who join them leave droppings on your perfectly clean dining room floor.
I wish I had a new Mercedes. |
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Posted: Jul 13, 2007 - 04:50 PM
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Wow! Ok, a mercedes...She's a real beaut..can go 0-100mph in 30seconds. But the bad news is she's so expensive to maintain, the cops are always giving you tickets and the neighborhood punks keep stealing the ornaments and hubcaps. People key your car because of jealousy and a bad paintjob that the manufacturer lied about gets warped with the rain and the pidgeon poop. Sorry 
I wish I was a beauty queen |
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Posted: Jul 13, 2007 - 05:04 PM
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| angel wrote: | | I wish I was a beauty queen |
Granted. You're now a beauty queen, but you soon find yourself stalked, blackmailed, and find out the judges expect you to "put out" - especially Broomhilda.
I wish I had $5,000, enough to pay off my credit card bills and have a little tucked away. |
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Posted: Jul 13, 2007 - 05:07 PM
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Can't argue with that one And as for the payment of credit cards and extra money, I can't see how that's corruptable. I think everyone wants that one. I'm giving that one to someone else to corrupt  |
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Posted: Jul 13, 2007 - 05:47 PM
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Granted, All of your cc debts and all other debts are now paid off and your slate is clean. Unfortunately, a major catastrophia happens which takes all of that extra money to get you to a safe place where you have to buy new clothes and necessities. This puts you back into debt.
I wish that Friday the 13th suddenly became LUCKY Friday 13th and that everyone experienced good luck. |
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Posted: Jul 13, 2007 - 06:20 PM
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Granted...no bad luck. Everyone is extremely happy, but the afteraffects take a terrible toll. Everybody is so punchdrunk from happiness and tired of the goofy grins on everbody's faces that riots start to happen the next day. Fires, violence, and wholesale panic. Utter chaos. Not to mention the amount of rabbits who still have their feet.
I wish I had wings. |
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Posted: Jul 13, 2007 - 06:33 PM
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| angel wrote: | | I wish I had wings. |
You do, ostrich wings. And they're just as useful on you as they are on an ostrich.
I wish that Christmas episodes of tv shows would only be shown after Thanksgiving - and especially are never shown in July! |
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