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Post subject: Corrupt A Wish (A Game)
 Posted: Jul 11, 2007 - 06:01 AM
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Maybe you folks have done this before, I don't know.
The object of the game is to take any wish the poster before you made, grant it, and corrupt it. Then make a wish of your own.
For example, say someone said they wished that pot was legal.
Then the next poster would say "Granted! Now everyone from the two year old down the street to the president is smoking pot. Farmers at first experience a boom when everyone gets the munchies, but then because everyone's smoking pot there is no food production anymore. People are starving to death but they don't care cause they're high. Cannibalism ensues. Eventually, one day while visiting his old stomping grounds, Clinton does something with a blunt - a cigar stuffed with pot - that's best left unmentioned with an intern. In his pot filled haze he sets the intern down on the big red button. Congratulations, thanks to your wish, potheads have now blown up the world."
Course that's an extreme example. You could say, for instance if someone wished for "a million bucks" then "Granted. A million male deer are now in your front yard."
Elaborate or simple, it's up to you, just CORRUPT THAT WISH!
I'll start with the first wish.
I wish I knew how to flirt. |
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Posted: Jul 11, 2007 - 08:08 AM
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Granted!!!
You now can flirt!
In fact, you are so good at it that no matter who you talk to, no matter what you do or say, no matter how innocent it is... anybody, who is past puberty, will think you are flirting with them.
Both guys and girls! 
(hee, hee..that was fun!)
Okay, my turn...I wish I won the state lottery!  |
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Posted: Jul 11, 2007 - 08:26 AM
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Granted !!! You have just won 10 MILLION !!!! 
Now you can have everything you always wanted...
including every whiner in the World begging you for a Handout...
The kids say...the Heck with school..just give me a Million NOW...
Every bumpkin from the Bayou will be phoning you ...COLLECT....
Then they start camping out in the front yard...howling and begging all night long....
It gets so bad the Police don't even want to deal with it....
ENJOY !!!! 
I wish I had the Health I enjoyed 20 years ago..... |
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Posted: Jul 11, 2007 - 08:37 AM
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(I feel awful for having ot ask this, but what was your approximate age 20yrs ago...? For corruption purposes.  ) |
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Posted: Jul 11, 2007 - 04:07 PM
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Granted!
In fact you are so healthy that you boggle the doctor's minds! The federal agencies have abducted you and confined you to a lab where scientists now constantly do experiments on you trying to learn how you manages the feat!
I wish I had a real dragon. |
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Posted: Jul 11, 2007 - 04:12 PM
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You're wish is my command, Tina! A real dragon that poops house sized crap, that parbroils neighborhoods, and eats housepets and toddlers. And doesn't like Dragon Chow as a supplement food. And mating season is a b*tch!
I wish I was a calm cool person. Never nervy. |
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Posted: Jul 11, 2007 - 06:26 PM
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| angel wrote: | You're wish is my command, Tina! A real dragon that poops house sized crap, that parbroils neighborhoods, and eats housepets and toddlers. And doesn't like Dragon Chow as a supplement food. And mating season is a b*tch!
I wish I was a calm cool person. Never nervy. |
Ulysses Granted!
You are now so calm and cool, they call you Angchill. You are so chill, nothing seems to upset you at all. People are running in the streets, shouting, "The Red Coats are coming! The Red Coats are coming!" Your only response is a lethargic, "I could use a new winter jacket". Your kids are tearing up the house and using the kitchen as an experimental nitroglycerine factory. The kitchen blows up and you say, "At least we don't have to worry about radon anymore".
You fall asleep on roller coaster rides. The moving pictures are no longer entertaining and you fall asleep in the theater. The theater files charges against you for only purchasing one ticket and you are forced to pay a hefty fine.
(Sorry about the unhappy ending, Angel)
I wish I could get Heely's in size 13. |
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Posted: Jul 11, 2007 - 06:36 PM
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GRANTED !!!!
I have talked to Mgmt. and they agreed to ONE pair of experimental resizing
Now YOU can WHIZZZZZZ past all the others at the Warehouse and Deliver those Items in record time...of course the cost of the repair bill for the HUGE dent you put in Mrs. Abrams car ...not to mention the new Windshield you shattered on impact.... and the damage to your collarbone and spleen,might make you reconsider the Beta Test of this aforementioned product.
I wish earwigs didn't exist !!!! |
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Posted: Jul 11, 2007 - 11:29 PM
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Granted
They don't, they've mutated into nosewigs. Now when you're asleep they secretly come out of hiding and crawl up your nose and make their way to your brain where they slowly feast, breed and multiply! Getting any headaches lately?
I wish I found a ufo |
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Posted: Jul 12, 2007 - 04:18 AM
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Granted! You have found a ufo!
Unfortunately, the UFO also found you.
Consider yourself abducted.
But instead of embarrassing probes and tests, you are put into a room with speakers and forced to listen to cheesy music. The worst they can find. You'll have to sit and listen, and they monitor your mind.
I wish it wasn't so darn hot! (100 degrees today!) |
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Posted: Jul 12, 2007 - 04:40 AM
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Granted....
You have now eaten meat... and you like it. You have been given
Mr.Atoz's job as librarian and your husband and kid hates the
library. But you are no longer......hot
Kid scribbles WWII planes straffing mommy....
I wish for a vacation on the beach... |
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Posted: Jul 12, 2007 - 06:47 AM
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Granted!!!!
There you are on the Sandy Beach of Malibu...looking at the finely toned bodies of the bathing Beauties...
When you realize you have acquired an enormous amount of sand accumulated in the wedge of your butt...it's gritty...it's hot...and you've developed a pustule rash, thanks to your little friends...
Sand Fleas !!!!
Doctor says with cold compresses and cream steroids, plus antibiotics...you should be better in 3 months...
I wish there was ONE Security Program that could catch ALL risks on computer system !!! |
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Posted: Jul 12, 2007 - 07:21 AM
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Granted.
When installed, this security system will prevent ANY risk to your computer and it's related systems.
Unfortunately this also means that you won't be able to turn on your computer too!
I wish we had hydrogen powered cars (with the normal and expected safety features so it didn't blow up in huge flamming ball if something went wrong.)
And gornman, why do my husband and kid hate the library (both of them being such bookworms and all, yes I realize it's the TOS episode)? and what's with the straffing run??? o_O |
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Posted: Jul 13, 2007 - 03:46 PM
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| Cuzsis wrote: | I wish we had hydrogen powered cars (with the normal and expected safety features so it didn't blow up in huge flamming ball if something went wrong.)
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Granted. It goes great too until it's found that the cars themselves were made by Boeing and are made up of many layers of plastic rather then good old American steel. Soon the cars become brittle and start falling apart every time they hit the smallest bump. Watch out for potholes.
I wish that all the fleas and ticks in the world would become extinct. (Honestly, do they even serve a purpose as prey for a useful insect?) |
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Posted: Jul 13, 2007 - 03:50 PM
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Granted, Jami..No ticks and fleas. But the cattle egrets which eat those fleas and ticks will become too emaciated to get the grasshoppers that plague the world and we'll become plagued with grasshoppers, which means no wheat, corn, or bermuda grass to mow. We will be bereft 
I wish that we had a new home. |
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