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Post subject: Silly Drinking Joke
 Posted: Jul 05, 2007 - 08:00 PM
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This one came from my dad when he went to a Celtic festival. Heard it from a young Irish lady.
There were three men who stopped at a pub for some beer. An Irishman, an Englishman, and Scotsman.
The pub was lousy with flies and the men each had one land in their pint. The Irishman sees the fly in his pint, shrugs and takes out the fly and sips his beer.
The Englishman sees the fly in his pint and says" I say, I should like another pint, please."
The Scotsman sees the fly in his pint and he says " Ah right, ye wee baastard, spit it oot!"   |
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Posted: Jul 05, 2007 - 08:37 PM
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GOOD ONE !!!!  |
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Posted: Jul 05, 2007 - 10:03 PM
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Posted: Jul 06, 2007 - 07:15 AM
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:: snickers ::
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Posted: Jul 06, 2007 - 12:18 PM
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Posted: Jul 06, 2007 - 04:09 PM
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Two Irish girls go out one weekend without their husbands and got somewhat inebriated.
Staggering on their way home, they both desperately need a wee and with no public toilets in sight the nearest venue was a cemetery, so they both ducked behind the fence to relieve themselves. After they'd finished, the first woman took off her knickers to wipe herself and then threw them away.
The other woman, realising she was wearing some very expensive knickers, didn't want to throw hers away and so looked around for something else and decided on using the ribbon off a nearby wreath.
So now, feeling a lot better, they carried on with their stagger home.
The following morning the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone. One commented, "I think we need to start keeping a closer eye on our wives you know. I reckon they're up to no good. My wife came home last night without any knickers on!"
The other one replied, "Tell me about it! If you think that's bad, my wife came home with a card stuck to her arse that read - "All the members of the Rathdown Fire Brigade will never forget you".
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Posted: Jul 06, 2007 - 04:38 PM
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| LMAO It's tough being a lady. You guys have got it easier that's for sure What a doozy of a joke! Thanks Seamus! |
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