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Post subject: We'll set aboot ye!
 Posted: Jul 03, 2007 - 10:23 PM
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We have a new national hero in the shape of John Smeaton, baggage handler at Glasgow Airport. He's got quite a cult following already with over 1,000 pints pledged to him and sites with John as Jack Bauer and Shaft!
Seriously, if you can decipher the Glaswegian accent, he is pretty inspiring...ordinary people 1...terrorists 0!
http://johnsmeaton.com |
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Posted: Jul 03, 2007 - 10:35 PM
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Posted: Jul 03, 2007 - 10:35 PM
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"Ach, Dinna feel bahd, laddie. I was fightin' wolves when yoo were suuckin on yurr mothers teat" |
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Posted: Jul 04, 2007 - 08:01 AM
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| Gornman wrote: |
"Ach, Dinna feel bahd, laddie. I was fightin' wolves when yoo were suuckin on yurr mothers teat" |
no one sez it like a scotsman. |
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Posted: Jul 04, 2007 - 04:50 PM
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| Of course if Doohan had really be a Scotsman, especially a Glaswegian, nobody would have understood a word he said! |
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Posted: Jul 12, 2007 - 02:21 AM
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It is we - The Martians.
OK Puny Humans. Couple of points....
Firstly, that picture up there ^
You nicked that from us. But we won't tell anyone, as long as you don't snitch o要 us to whoever we nicked it from...we can't quite remember.
Secondly, we rather like your website. The Human "Shatner" has been in our sights for quite some time, and yet the trigger has not been pulled....it's a humour value thing...
Thirdly, please note the spelling of "humour". We're proper Martians. We've got a heat ray, an utter disregard for new spelling techniques, and we live in Scotland, where we draw our (slow, but sure) plans against you.
Well....we try to...
Truth be told, we've been a bit busy. John's in America, hunting down the Last Ghostbusters with a view to a sequel, and he usually does most of the hoovering. He did leave strict instructions with the rest of us to hoover the flat AND take the world by force, but to be honest the first o要e is kind of a hassle as it is.
We did write a new song though....sort of in honour of Mr Smeaton....in a kind of "wrote it before all that happened" way....
Still, we reckon it sums things up quite well....
(www.the-martians.co.uk)
Love,
The Martians
"Tomorrow is o要e day closer to your death...and Thursday..." |
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Posted: Jul 12, 2007 - 02:27 AM
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| themartians wrote: | | It is we - The Martians.<br><br>OK Puny Humans. Couple of points....<br><br>Firstly, that picture up there ^ <br>You nicked that from us. But we won't tell anyone, as long as you don't snitch o­n us to whoever we nicked it from...we can't quite remember.<br><br>Secondly, we rather like your website. The Human "Shatner" has been in our sights for quite some time, and yet the trigger has not been pulled....it's a humour value thing...<br><br>Thirdly, please note the spelling of "humour". We're proper Martians. We've got a heat ray, an utter disregard for new spelling techniques, and we live in Scotland, where we draw our (slow, but sure) plans against you.<br><br>Well....we try to...<br><br>Truth be told, we've been a bit busy. John's in America, hunting down the Last Ghostbusters with a view to a sequel, and he usually does most of the hoovering. He did leave strict instructions with the rest of us to hoover the flat AND take the world by force, but to be honest the first o­ne is kind of a hassle as it is.<br><br>We did write a new song though....<br>(www.the-martians.co.uk)<br><br><br><br>Love,<br>The Martians<br>x<br><br>"Tomorrow is o­ne day closer to your death...and Thursday..." <br> |
A universal translator would come in handy here.... 
But to welcome the Scottish martians....
here is a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head....   |
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Posted: Jul 12, 2007 - 02:31 AM
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Our systems might have overwhelmed your Puny Interweb.....our computers are powered by steam and kind of difficult to stop o要ce they're o要 a roll....
Still, nice to see a hamster....funny you should mention hamsters....have you met David Sneddon?
He's o要e of ours too....
What....? Bunny?
Hamsters...Bunnys....Humans....you're all warmblooded bioforms with a penchant for boy-bands as far as we're concerned... |
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Posted: Jul 12, 2007 - 02:35 AM
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| themartians wrote: | | ....funny you should mention hamsters.... |
I did not.....
Something familiar here..... |
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Posted: Jul 12, 2007 - 02:38 AM
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Posted: Jul 12, 2007 - 02:52 AM
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| themartians wrote: | Familiar? Us?
No.
Cold...unfeeling....calculating...
Never familiar.... |
Whatever.
Hello.
There.
Whoever.
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Posted: Jul 12, 2007 - 02:59 AM
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I think I've seen this martian before.  |
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Posted: Jul 12, 2007 - 07:24 AM
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I sense a presence, a presence I've not felt since...
(turns and strides away) |
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Posted: Jul 12, 2007 - 10:45 AM
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| Cuzsis wrote: | | I sense a presence, a presence I've not felt since...<br><br> (turns and strides away) |
(strides into room destroying everything in sight)
.....the closing years of the 19th century? |
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Posted: Jul 12, 2007 - 02:36 PM
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| themartians wrote: | It is we - The Martians.
OK Puny Humans. Couple of points....
Firstly, that picture up there ^
You nicked that from us. But we won't tell anyone, as long as you don't snitch o要 us to whoever we nicked it from...we can't quite remember.
Secondly, we rather like your website. The Human "Shatner" has been in our sights for quite some time, and yet the trigger has not been pulled....it's a humour value thing...
Thirdly, please note the spelling of "humour". We're proper Martians. We've got a heat ray, an utter disregard for new spelling techniques, and we live in Scotland, where we draw our (slow, but sure) plans against you.
Well....we try to...
Truth be told, we've been a bit busy. John's in America, hunting down the Last Ghostbusters with a view to a sequel, and he usually does most of the hoovering. He did leave strict instructions with the rest of us to hoover the flat AND take the world by force, but to be honest the first o要e is kind of a hassle as it is.
We did write a new song though....sort of in honour of Mr Smeaton....in a kind of "wrote it before all that happened" way....
Still, we reckon it sums things up quite well....
(www.the-martians.co.uk)
Love,
The Martians
"Tomorrow is o要e day closer to your death...and Thursday..." |
Thank God we have martians that nick things!!
"Someone nicked my giro"--Chaotic Discord
Knees up Mother Jones. |
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