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angel - May 30, 2008 - 08:51 PM
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Well, Thought I'd start out the morning with a Caturday picture. I've always liked cats. For instance, there's this cat that's lived across the street for years. Years and years this cat has been dodging cars, peeing on rosebushes, and worrying the bird population around here. Cats seem like they're non-conformist individuals, but they're really not. They've got their own set of routines that Lord forbid anyone breaks for them. This cat has been chafing over the fact that we like to get up bright and early with the birds and sit in our chairs under the shade of this big old oak tree in the frontyard. He'll stare across the street at us because he's waiting for us to leave so he can pee in our garage, rosebushes, and attack the mourning doves and robins in our yard. He's not a happy camper. Cool

windslipper - May 30, 2008 - 09:09 PM
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Poster Child for the He-Man Woman Haters Club

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angel - May 30, 2008 - 09:10 PM
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Unfortunately this will probably be how we'll be spending our summer! Gas prises are so outragious! Mad

People ask me where I'm going this summer. I say I can't afford it!

angel - May 30, 2008 - 09:12 PM
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windslipper wrote:

Poster Child for the He-Man Woman Haters Club

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He never was a long lasting member of that club if I remember correctly. Darla always shot that idea down. Laughing

windslipper - May 30, 2008 - 09:16 PM
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angel wrote:

windslipper wrote:

Poster Child for the He-Man Woman Haters Club

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He never was a long lasting member of that club if I remember correctly. Darla always shot that idea down. Laughing

How True.... Wink

The poor man died in a Bar Fight...... Crying or Very sad

angel - May 30, 2008 - 09:23 PM
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windslipper wrote:

angel wrote:

windslipper wrote:

Poster Child for the He-Man Woman Haters Club

D
Wink

He never was a long lasting member of that club if I remember correctly. Darla always shot that idea down. Laughing

How True.... Wink

The poor man died in a Bar Fight...... Crying or Very sad

Oh Man! I didn't know that! Surprised

How awful! Do you remember that one contraversy about this one guy trying to prove he was Buckwheat? Now that was bizarre! Geraldo Rivera should have been on that one like a duck on a junebug! Shocked

angel - May 30, 2008 - 10:36 PM
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Here is an Okie..I don't know the kid, but I found him in my usual haunt for pics. Said Okie looks like he's ready for Armageddon. I guess most people think that Okies are backwoods low-brows that worship God's Son and tote weapons at the same time while they're doing it. Y'all are far from the truth! We stash our guns and ammo in the trunk of our cars when we pull into the parking lot of the church! Razz

See? We're normal folk just like you! Razz

windslipper - May 30, 2008 - 10:42 PM
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I'm dead serious....Stay away from my Otter Pops...

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Twisted Evil

angel - May 30, 2008 - 11:23 PM
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*sigh* The youth these days are being indoctrinated into crime and incarceration at such an early age. Jailbird Joey doesn't stand a chance, freedom is out of his grasp. Sad

angel - May 30, 2008 - 11:26 PM
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At least little Joey has a new playmate to keep him occupied! Smile

angel - May 30, 2008 - 11:40 PM
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My husband is mowing the lawn now. Cool

I can't see this image very well, bad eyes, and I wish I could make it bigger because this dude looks like he's wearing a leather t-shirt and jackboots! Laughing

"Yes, Mistress Angel, I'll mow the lawn for you! Crack that whip over me one more time! Yes, yes, yes!" Yeehaaa! Mooowaaaaa!!!!! Twisted Evil

windslipper - May 30, 2008 - 11:44 PM
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Rock...Everybody let's Rock..
Everybody on the whole cellblock, was dancin' to the Jail House Rock....

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Twisted Evil

angel - May 31, 2008 - 12:23 AM
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Do you know how hard it is trying to eat pinto beans with a pickle fork? Shocked

The silverware gets used up quicker than I can wash it and I think my husband is still losing some of at work! Mad

I get low blood sugar after a while and I'm just spinning my wheels trying to eat these dang beans and fried potatoes with this pickle fork! Burning up more calories than I can afford. I don't like exorcise when I'm eating! Rolling Eyes

angel - May 31, 2008 - 12:32 AM
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Let's see...Spock morphed into Hugh Laurie with Kirk in the background..Dr. Spock! Shocked

But I can safely say that Spock wouldn't be like that insufferable sob in personality. Wink

Debb - May 31, 2008 - 01:00 AM
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I found this photo particulary disturbing. I guess, it reminded me of Kimveer Gill... and the memory is still too fresh...

angel wrote:

See? We're normal folk just like you! Razz

MG - May 31, 2008 - 01:30 AM
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"I'm just an Okie from Muskogee."

littlestar - May 31, 2008 - 01:54 AM
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Here...angel....

POPEYE

angel - May 31, 2008 - 02:34 AM
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Debb wrote:

I found this photo particulary disturbing. I guess, it reminded me of Kimveer Gill... and the memory is still too fresh...

Who would that be? Shocked

Homegrown terrorist? Shocked

I'm sorry that you're upset. Sometimes I don't take into account that what I put on this thread can do that to some people. It was just me making fun of us bad-a$$ Okies.

Ok...I see he's another kid who went nutso. I'm really sorry to hear that. We had an incident about a couple of years ago where this kid blew himself up on the OU campus. He was part of the Muslim community and he had wanted to take out some people with him but he blew up prematurely. Crying or Very sad

I just hate that stuff. That's pure craziness there. So that's why when I hear about things like that I put some good crazy here on this thread. Cool

angel - May 31, 2008 - 02:35 AM
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MG wrote:

"I'm just an Okie from Muskogee."

angel - May 31, 2008 - 02:36 AM
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littlestar wrote:

Here...angel....

POPEYE

AH! Good old Popeye! Some people shouldn't be left around kids or animals. He is what he is and that's all that he is! Laughing

angel - May 31, 2008 - 06:54 AM
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There's a really good reason why I don't like to watch daytime tv. Shocked

angel - May 31, 2008 - 06:57 AM
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This is supposed to be a dog. But I think it looks like Bernadette Peters on all fours licking her nose. Cool

littlestar - May 31, 2008 - 07:04 AM
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Yeah...but can she SING ? Laughing

angel - May 31, 2008 - 07:04 AM
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Brrr! Creepy! Shocked

Folks, If I was you I'd check your kids stuffed animals every night before you take that shower. Shocked

angel - May 31, 2008 - 07:06 AM
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littlestar wrote:

Yeah...but can she SING ? Laughing

Like a nightinggale! Laughing

angel - May 31, 2008 - 07:21 AM
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Getting into the car for a trip to the pharmacy Miss Edna's main concern over being able to afford her lithium isn't going to be a problem for her any longer. Sad

angel - May 31, 2008 - 07:32 AM
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Besides keeping highpriced dentists payed with expensive orthodontia bills from million of Coke swilling kids, it's also good in clearing out septic tanks, too! Very Happy

MG - May 31, 2008 - 07:36 AM
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angel wrote:

This is supposed to be a dog. But I think it looks like Bernadette Peters on all fours licking her nose. Cool

That IS Bernadette Peters.

angel - May 31, 2008 - 10:02 AM
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TLor - May 31, 2008 - 05:15 PM
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angel - May 31, 2008 - 09:14 PM
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I love owls. I think they're cute. I heard in some Native cultures that owls are bad luck, but I've always like them. Cool

One time I was at a mini-zoo over here and they had a screech owl in a cage. It took one look at me and flew straight at the cage to goudge my eyes out! Now that would have been bad luck! In fact some guy that my husband's friend knew had that happen to him when he was out hunting in the woods! That sucker took that guy's eye clean out! Shocked

Owls are mean!

windslipper - May 31, 2008 - 10:42 PM
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Mrs. Brisbee overcame her fear and went to see the Owl for advice... He sent her to see the Rats of N.I.M.H.

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Twisted Evil

angel - May 31, 2008 - 11:42 PM
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This could be someone's day somewhere just about now. So far mine's not in that bad a shape. But given time it'll be get worse. Wink

angel - May 31, 2008 - 11:47 PM
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Evidently my day is gearing up to get worse. My husband and daughter are griping at me because my son is staying up all night drumming with his drumsticks and I have to be the one to chew him out! Confused

I sleep through most noise out of self-defense and I have to be Miss Corporal Punishment! Confused

Not fair!

angel - Jun 01, 2008 - 05:46 AM
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24901077/
"Osama Bin Laden" has been killed...............you thought it was the guy didn't you? Wink

It's probably going to take more than twenty bullets to kill the real Osama. That guy's more slippery than a bar of soap.
Anyhoo, I've never figured out why elephants go rogue when they're in the wild. Maybe because it's because they've come in too much contact with humans. That could make anyone snap. Sad

windslipper - Jun 02, 2008 - 04:33 PM
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Drummin' on the Pot....

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Twisted Evil

TLor - Jun 02, 2008 - 08:07 PM
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Greetings Mother,
I wished to confirm for you that my position in Starfleet is exposing me to members of other races as well as human. I thought you would appreciate meeting some of my new shipmates.
Live long and prosper.
T'Lor

angel - Jun 02, 2008 - 10:21 PM
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Neato! I love balloon animals! Except when they pop! Shocked

I hate it when balloons pop!

DianaG - Jun 02, 2008 - 10:31 PM
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YES! Balloon animals!!!!!!!!

Love the T'Rex and i wonder how long it took to blow those up with out popping them all. Shocked

DianaG

angel - Jun 02, 2008 - 10:34 PM
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Ok, what makes a clam so happy? Being compared to a tight-lipped obstinate person? I don't think I'd like that if I was a clam. Hiding in mud or sand, sucking the refuse of other animals? Still not an incentive towards happiness. Rough hard exterior? Still doesn't grab at me. Being pried open and being exposed to all the world to see? And what does everybody see? Snot! Not even a pearl to make up for it! Clams should not have to right to claim happiness. Confused

angel - Jun 02, 2008 - 10:41 PM
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Here's one for you, DianaG. I always wondered whether a Stormtrooper took off all the armor or not. Well, now we know! Wink

angel - Jun 02, 2008 - 10:45 PM
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Mirizor - Jun 03, 2008 - 01:10 AM
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Ahhhh....good to the last drop.

Mirizor - Jun 03, 2008 - 01:21 AM
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Last one out is a rotten....uh oh, too late.

I'm outa here.

angel - Jun 03, 2008 - 02:11 PM
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angel - Jun 03, 2008 - 02:34 PM
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angel - Jun 03, 2008 - 02:36 PM
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Here's me trying to crank out the Great American Novel...ain't going to happen, but it's always been something that I've always wanted to do. Laughing

angel - Jun 03, 2008 - 02:44 PM
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Standing room only for free pedicures....

I hear these pedicures are sublime. I've never had one, I'm shy about my feet Embarassed

angel - Jun 03, 2008 - 02:48 PM
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When someone starts sniffing your tail and you call them a pig, you've got the right of it! Shocked

DianaG - Jun 03, 2008 - 03:43 PM
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angel wrote:

Standing room only for free pedicures....

I hear these pedicures are sublime. I've never had one, I'm shy about my feet Embarassed

AWwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Meerkats!!!!!!

We watch the show they have on them on Animal Planet called Meerkat Manor and it is an excellent show.

These little Meerkats are very tiny but energetic and fiercely loyal to thier families. An adult Meerkat is about 12 inches long fron nose to the base of the tail,and the little baby one in the pic above there is about 3 inches long when they come out of the burrow.

DianaG

DianaG - Jun 03, 2008 - 03:58 PM
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angel wrote:

Here's one for you, DianaG. I always wondered whether a Stormtrooper took off all the armor or not. Well, now we know! Wink

Yep you've uncovered one of our secrets in wearing the armor and how we go potty when nature calls but you cant take the suit off in time!

My black under armor is in two pieces so if nature calls I just take off the ab plate and the back plate in one piece and walla.... some times it helps to take off the thigh pieces too. Some guys have had special made one piece under armor that has a zipper in the crotch area that can be unzipped when nature calls but no thanks!

It takes about half an hour to put the whole thing on and about 15 minutes to take it off.,,,it can get quite hot in that thing and the helmet does restrict your vision a bit but you can get small fans to put in the helmet to help keep you cool.

DianaG

Cat - Jun 03, 2008 - 05:41 PM
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Oh man, don't you hate it when you take your human for a walk, and he leaves a mess for you to clean up!

MG - Jun 03, 2008 - 06:06 PM
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Cat wrote:

Oh man, don't you hate it when you take your human for a walk, and he leaves a mess for you to clean up!

Tell me about it. Rolling Eyes

windslipper - Jun 03, 2008 - 06:19 PM
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Easter Bunny types with his feet!

windslipper - Jun 03, 2008 - 06:37 PM
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This wittle Piggie went to market...

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Twisted Evil

angel - Jun 04, 2008 - 04:06 AM
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Warning! This is a dirty joke for adults only! If your kids are here after this joke and you get huffy with me don't say I didn't give you a fair amount of time to clear away from the computer desk..........Clear your kids starting now:

A hitchhiker had been waiting at the side of a road for a considerable amount of time and along came a semi-truck. The trucker lets the hitchhiker into the truck and the hitchhiker notices that there's a monkey in the truck with them. The monkey is staring and staring at the hitchhiker and the hitchhiker starts to get uneasy and says to the trucker: "Man, what's with the monkey? He's really creeping me out because he keeps on staring at me!"
The truckdriver says to the hitchhiker: " He can do this trick. Want to see it?" The hitchhiker says yes. Then the trucker hauls off and slaps that monkey upside the head as hard as he can! Then the monkey proceeds to give the truckdriver a b**w j*b! Then the trucker asks the hitchhiker if he wanted to have a try. The hitchhiker says: "Sure, but don't you think you can hit me as hard as you did that monkey!" Rolling Eyes

angel - Jun 04, 2008 - 04:58 PM
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Thought I'd beef up the board with more Bill! Can't have enough of Bill, can we? I know I can't. So Bill, if you're watching here's a couple for you. Love you! Very Happy

Kirk: What sounds good today? Whipping Klingon butt? Humiliating Romulans? Making Gorns into luggage? I know! Where Janice Rand?!?

angel - Jun 04, 2008 - 06:35 PM
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=wck8F-5rCAk& ... re=related

TLor - Jun 04, 2008 - 11:42 PM
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Here's one for Vito:

SMB - Jun 05, 2008 - 06:40 AM
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Here is another one for Vito. My sister sent it to me.

WARNING! DO NOT BE EATING OR DRINKING WHILE READING THIS.

One man's good fight....a chili story...

I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that
course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had
prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented "You're
definitely going to $h!t yourself" chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to
the point of being painful, which comes with a written guarantee from me
that if you eat the next day both of your a$$ cheeks WILL fall off.

Here's the thing. I had awakened that morning, and even after two cups
of coffee (and all of you know what I mean) nothing happened. No
"Watson's Movement 2". Despite habanera peppers swimming their way
through my intestinal tract, I appeared to be unable to create the
usual morning symphony referred to by my next door neighbors as thunder and lightning.

Knowing that a time of reckoning had to come, yet not sure of just
when, I bravely set off for the market; a local Wal-Mart grocery store
that I often haunt in search of tasty tidbits.

Upon entering the store at first all seemed normal. I selected a cart
and began pushing it about dropping items in for purchase. It wasn't
until I was at the opposite end of the store from the restrooms that
the pain hit me. Oh, don't look at me like you don't know what I'm talking
about. I'm referring to that "Uh oh, gotta go" pain that always seems
to hit us at the wrong time. The thing is, this pain was different.

The habaneras in the chili from the night before were staging a revolt.
In a mad rush for freedom they bullied their way through the small
intestines, forcing their way into the large intestines, and before I
could take one step in the direction of the restrooms which would bring
sweet relief, it happened. The peppers fired a warning shot.

There I stood, alone in the spice and baking aisle, suddenly enveloped
in a noxious cloud the likes of which has never before been recorded. I
was afraid to move for fear that more of this vile odor might escape me.
Slowly, oh so slowly, the pressure seemed to leave the lower part of my
body, and I began to move up the aisle and out of it, just as an
elderly woman turned into it.

I don't know what made me do it, but I stopped to see what her reaction
would be to the malodorous effluvium that refused to dissipate, as she
walked into it unsuspecting. Have you ever been torn in two different
directions emotionally? Here's what I mean, and I'm sure some of you at
least will be able to relate.

I could've warned that poor woman but didn't. I simply watched as she
walked into an invisible, and apparently indestructible, wall of odor
so terrible that all she could do before gathering her senses and running,
was to stand there blinking and waving her arms about her head as
though trying to ward off angry bees. This, of course, made me feel terrible,
but then made me laugh. Mistake.

Here's the thing. When you laugh, it's hard to keep things "clamped
down", if you know what I mean. With each new guffaw an explosive issue
burst forth from my nether region. Some were so loud and echoing that I
was later told a few folks in other aisles had ducked, fearing that
someone was robbing the store and firing off a shotgun.

Suddenly things were no longer funny. IT was coming, and I raced off
through the store towards the restrooms, laying down a cloud the whole
way, praying that I'd make it before the grand mal assplosion took place.

Luck was on my side. Just in the nick of time I got to the john, began
the inevitable "Oh my God", floating above the toilet seat because my
ass is burning SO BAD, purging. One poor fellow walked in while I was
in the middle of what is the true meaning of "Shock and Awe". He made a
gagging sound, and disgustedly said, "Sonofabitch!", then quickly left.

Once finished I left the restroom, reacquired my partially filled cart
intending to carry on with my shopping when a store employee approached
me and said, "Sir, you might want to step outside for a few minutes. It
appears some prankster set off a stink bomb in the store. The manager
is going to run the vent fans on high for a minute or two which ought to
take care of the problem."

That of course set me off again, causing residual gases to escape me.
The employee took one sniff, jumped back pulling his shirt up to cover
his nose and, pointing at me in an accusing manner shouted, "IT'S
YOU!", then ran off returning moments later with the manager. I was
unceremoniously escorted from the premises and asked none too kindly
not to return.

Home again without having shopped, I realized that there was nothing to
eat but leftover chili, so I consumed two more bowls. The next day I
went to shop at Albertson's. I can't say anymore about that because we
are in court over the whole matter. Bastards claim they're going to have
to repaint the store.

littlestar - Jun 05, 2008 - 07:47 AM
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Now, Sue...you know it's not nice to sneak into Vito's quarters and read his Diary....Shame on You Laughing

angel - Jun 05, 2008 - 02:17 PM
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Ha! Nothing against Vito's poop diary but it consists of 1-5 word sentences with a few grunts for good effect! He's never been that loquacious except about his lady love and possibly baseball. This sounds like something Seamus would churn out. Wink

I'm sure if Vito had the time he could churn out a magnificent story of ickiness to delight all his fans. Cool

I do like this story though, as improbable as it seems to me. But I don't think my husband would think it was. He swears by all he considers holy that this is a regular occurance for him. He's just lucky we're not getting the pants sued off of us! Rolling Eyes

angel - Jun 05, 2008 - 06:04 PM
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I got distracted by this when I was picture scouting. I think I've found someone who surpasses me in naivete'! Laughing

angel - Jun 05, 2008 - 06:15 PM
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I cannot stand these obnoxious, disgusting, yucky, nasty, ugly, horrible, gross, nauseating, dirty, offensive, barbaric, BEASTS! I've met one once and once was enough to last me a lifetime! I HATE CAMELS!! OK?!? My husband wants one! If we were ever so unfortunate to ever get one I'd tell my goofball of a husband that I hope he's happy with his camel because I'd be moving on! Mad

The day he gets one is the day I'll be saying Adios, pardner! UGH! Maybe it's a good thing we're always broke....or not! Razz

Just kidding, honey! Laughing

TLor - Jun 06, 2008 - 01:29 AM
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littlestar - Jun 06, 2008 - 02:23 AM
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AWWWWW....

Thank You Mr RAT !!!!

OK...Mr. Rat for VP !!!!

At least we know, ahead of time, what his true face is !!!!

windslipper - Jun 06, 2008 - 04:16 PM
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He would be easy to feed...

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Twisted Evil

angel - Jun 06, 2008 - 04:35 PM
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A little something for Mr. Rat.....who am I to disagree? Wink

TLor - Jun 06, 2008 - 10:07 PM
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Anyone for cheese soup?

windslipper - Jun 06, 2008 - 10:50 PM
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TLor wrote:

Anyone for cheese soup?

Just the thing... Thank You! Wink

Cat - Jun 07, 2008 - 03:30 PM
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Unfortunately, Mr. Rat had a rather negative comment regarding running as VP.....

He would, however, consider running as President. He is, afterall, a war hero, having done time as a prisoner of war.....

Unfortunately, his campaign would no doubt be rocked with scandal, when they found out that Mr. Rat was growing weed.....

And had done a brief stint in "the slammer" for misusing recreational pharmaceuticals.....

But, in spite of these "incidents", Mr. Rat has gained the support of several religious groups.....

So, Mr. Rat is hitting the campaign trail, and has even been known to kiss a few babies.....

So, just remember come November...... Do you want more of the same old, same old, or do you want a candidate that will truly bring change. A cheese log in every pot. An excercise wheel in every cage. Water dispensers always full.

Mr. Rat. You can count on him to do, well, you know, rat like stuff.

angel - Jun 07, 2008 - 03:41 PM
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There are a few inconsistancies in this show that irritates me. I know, I know, it's a cartoon and it's not supposed to be realistic, but these incosistancies are so glaring that I have to point them out.
1. A crab having a whale of a daughter...I'm beginning to supsect that Mrs. Krabs wasn't faithful to Mr. Krabs. And I bet that birth was a truly painful process.

2. Usually I don't think the characters on the show are all that unusual, well, except for a sponge wearing square pants and has a laugh that makes you want to shove a cork in him, in one end or the other, a starfish that has the I.Q. of a raisin and who's unmitigated selfishness makes you want to pull all 5 points of his star clean off, a crab that's so greedy that he'd sell his mother to a seafood chain, a squid that acts like my grandfather before he decided try and find a sense of humour( a close call, there), a squirell that likes living under water and brags about her prowess in anything.

3. That some of the episodes show them at the ??beach?? with a surf! What kind of surf is it? I'm afraid to ask. And sometimes you see a watercooler with cups being filled, under water. And fire...fire needs oxygen and Krabby patties shouldn't be cooking on that stove.

4. I think the funniest part of the show is the puppets when the characters finally decide to go on dry land. And Gary...I like Gary....meow. Wink

angel - Jun 07, 2008 - 03:43 PM
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Cat wrote:

Unfortunately, Mr. Rat had a rather negative comment regarding running as VP.....

He would, however, consider running as President. He is, afterall, a war hero, having done time as a prisoner of war.....

Unfortunately, his campaign would no doubt be rocked with scandal, when they found out that Mr. Rat was growing weed.....

And had done a brief stint in "the slammer" for misusing recreational pharmaceuticals.....

But, in spite of these "incidents", Mr. Rat has gained the support of several religious groups.....

So, Mr. Rat is hitting the campaign trail, and has even been known to kiss a few babies.....

I was so busy churning out my crap I didn't see this wonderful stuff! Laughing

I love the bunnies! Laughing

windslipper - Jun 07, 2008 - 06:12 PM
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Cat wrote:

Unfortunately, Mr. Rat had a rather negative comment regarding running as VP.....

He would, however, consider running as President. He is, afterall, a war hero, having done time as a prisoner of war.....

Unfortunately, his campaign would no doubt be rocked with scandal, when they found out that Mr. Rat was growing weed.....

And had done a brief stint in "the slammer" for misusing recreational pharmaceuticals.....

But, in spite of these "incidents", Mr. Rat has gained the support of several religious groups.....

So, Mr. Rat is hitting the campaign trail, and has even been known to kiss a few babies.....

Simply Brilliant!

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Twisted Evil

Susie - Jun 07, 2008 - 10:46 PM
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angel wrote:

A little something for Mr. Rat.....who am I to disagree? Wink

You know, for the longest time I thought those where the actual words in that song.

DianaG - Jun 07, 2008 - 11:21 PM
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Love the rat for President Cat!!!!!

I'd vote for him. Very Happy

DianaG

littlestar - Jun 08, 2008 - 12:43 AM
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In Breaking NEWS....

Opposition representatives have found Mr. Rat to be ignoring
Health and Safety Regulations....

Hidden Camera EVIDENCE

Representative stated "You just can't flush away the evidence, as if it didn't happen. I wash my paws of the whole incident."

angel - Jun 08, 2008 - 02:06 AM
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Guess what's cable now? Ted Knight and Rodney Dangerfield stole the show, even though Bill Murray was good in it. I miss those two guys. Cool

I'm Alright
Kenny Loggins

I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?

I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be

Do what you like,
Doing it nat'rally
But if it's too easy
They're gonna disagree

It's your life
And isn't it a mystery
If it's nobody's bus'ness
It's everybody's game

Gotta catch you later
No, no, cannonball it right away

Some Cinderella kid

Get it up and get you a job
(Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)

I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?

I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be

Who do you want?
Who you be today?
And who is it really
Makin' up your mind?

You wanna listen to the man?
Pay attention to the magistrate
And while I got you in the mood
Listen to your

Own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'

Don't it get you movin'

mmmmm-man

It make me feel good

(Wow, Cinderella kid)

Then give it up and give it the job

(dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)
(Boom, boom, boom, boom)

I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?

I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be

I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?

I'm alright
I'm alright
Just let me be

angel - Jun 08, 2008 - 01:20 PM
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Susie wrote:

You know, for the longest time I thought those where the actual words in that song.

I'd always thought that George Strait said that he was "looking for "ape" when they pull that gate", but that's not right because he was supposed to be riding a bronco in a rodeo and not looking for apes.

angel - Jun 08, 2008 - 01:22 PM
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Also, Louie Louie isn't a shagging song, it's a sea chanty! Shocked

....and away I go! Cool

angel - Jun 08, 2008 - 04:58 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8BcRTassOs&NR=1

Good old Ferret Face Cool

angel - Jun 08, 2008 - 10:56 PM
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Fred: You're face is so ugly you could press your face into cookie dough and make gorilla cookies!

Good Goobley Goo! Shocked

angel - Jun 08, 2008 - 11:00 PM
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littlestar wrote:

I can't seem to access the video. Maybe you could redo it for me, LittleStar? Smile

littlestar - Jun 09, 2008 - 12:05 AM
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Link seems to work fine, but copy/paste and enter this addy directly....
if Click doesn't work

http://www.livevideo.com/video/643497A1 ... oilet.aspx

angel - Jun 09, 2008 - 12:42 AM
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That's so funny.....that I can hear it but can't see it! Just white screen! Laughing

Oh well, thankyou for trying anyways, LittleStar. Very Happy

Susie - Jun 09, 2008 - 06:22 AM
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angel wrote:

Susie wrote:

You know, for the longest time I thought those where the actual words in that song.

Another one is that Creedance Clearwater Revival song (Bad Moon Rising?) with a verse that sounds like "there's a bathroom on the right" when it's "there's a bad moon the rise". My sister always thought the AC-DC song with the lyrics "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was "dirty deeds dunder chief".

angel - Jun 09, 2008 - 01:24 PM
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Misunderstood songs would make a great thread all on it's own. Laughing

Maybe I can think of one more later. Right now my brain feels like oatmeal...storms last night and an anxious little girl. Laughing

windslipper - Jun 09, 2008 - 06:29 PM
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Harrison Ford rode me if only he had really, Eh...Oh......never mind....

angel - Jun 10, 2008 - 12:15 AM
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If anyone has a goat that needs gotten, then we're sure going to be getting it! We're all card carrying goat getters here on this thread, every single one of us and proud of it, too! Laughing

Susie - Jun 10, 2008 - 06:18 AM
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angel wrote:

Misunderstood songs would make a great thread all on it's own. Laughing

Maybe I can think of one more later. Right now my brain feels like oatmeal...storms last night and an anxious little girl. Laughing

Sorry to hear about your little girl and the storms. I hope they weren't too bad. I was always scared of the lightning, thunder and wind when I was little. I think the movie Wizard of Oz gave me a complex. I was afraid the house would start spinning around and I'd get bonked in the head with a window frame.

angel - Jun 10, 2008 - 01:46 PM
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Susie wrote:

angel wrote:

Misunderstood songs would make a great thread all on it's own. Laughing

Maybe I can think of one more later. Right now my brain feels like oatmeal...storms last night and an anxious little girl. Laughing

Thanks, Susie! Smile

I much appreciate it. Our tornado season is starting to gear down so, so we're just getting those garden variety thunderstorms at night. Still they disrupt the sleep processes, but that's ok. Laughing

The Wizard of Oz was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid and the twister was the best part, at least for me. I was more afraid of those danged winged monkeys! Shocked

windslipper - Jun 10, 2008 - 05:25 PM
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Probe Discovers Life on Mars....

D
Twisted Evil

TLor - Jun 11, 2008 - 01:45 AM
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windslipper - Jun 11, 2008 - 06:15 PM
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TLor wrote:

WOW!!!

D
Twisted Evil

Susie - Jun 11, 2008 - 07:39 PM
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angel wrote:

Susie wrote:

angel wrote:

Misunderstood songs would make a great thread all on it's own. Laughing

Maybe I can think of one more later. Right now my brain feels like oatmeal...storms last night and an anxious little girl. Laughing

Thanks, Susie! Smile

The Wizard of Oz was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid and the twister was the best part, at least for me. I was more afraid of those danged winged monkeys! Shocked

I wasn't too happy over the winged monkeys either! After I got older I enjoyed the tornado scene too. It's a little breath-taking what they could do back then, without the CGI and special effects that they have today.

angel - Jun 12, 2008 - 03:52 AM
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I have the video that tells of how they made the tornado and it is very astonishing how life-like they made the twister. Way more than the lion's tail or those stiff-faced winged monkeys Wink

Now this picture I dug up is someone's idea of a modern day Dorothy adventure, I think. I can't tell what half of this stuff is supposed to represent and looks like something that was drug induced. But it's entertaining to look at. Cool

Mirizor - Jun 12, 2008 - 05:28 AM
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Three Dogs

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but they end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black lab speaks up quickly and says,"I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," says the poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the tall, shiny golden retriever and says, "How well can you do?"

"Um ... I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the golden retriever.

"My, my," says the poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the lab's sentence." She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua.

He gives her a smile and a sly wink, turns to the golden retriever and the lab and says...

"Liver alone. Cheese mine."

Susie - Jun 12, 2008 - 07:44 AM
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angel wrote:

I have the video that tells of how they made the tornado and it is very astonishing how life-like they made the twister. Way more than the lion's tail or those stiff-faced winged monkeys Wink

Didn't they use nylon or panty hose or some type of unusual fabric to make that tornado? It's unbelieveable how realistic it looks on film.

Since there is a small White House on the right side I wonder if there is political commentary involved in this picture? Not sure what it is, though. Sort of 1960ish.

angel - Jun 12, 2008 - 01:44 PM
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Mirizor wrote:

OW! Joke winner of the day! Whoo! Laughing

angel - Jun 12, 2008 - 01:50 PM
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Susie wrote:

angel wrote:

I have the video that tells of how they made the tornado and it is very astonishing how life-like they made the twister. Way more than the lion's tail or those stiff-faced winged monkeys Wink

Yes, they did and they used alot of dust or dirt, too. Cool

The picture is probably political, though I'm not too sure what it means. There seems to be a small robotic vehicle in it, but I'm not too sure what that thing is to the right of it. Looks like a rock surface or a tree. And the pitbull terrier mixed with that Stalin character?.....Looks like a peyote dream IMO Laughing

Mirizor - Jun 12, 2008 - 04:57 PM
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angel wrote:

Mirizor wrote:

OW! Joke winner of the day! Whoo! Laughing

windslipper - Jun 12, 2008 - 05:41 PM
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Mirizor wrote:

angel wrote:

Mirizor wrote:

OW! Joke winner of the day! Whoo! Laughing

Great Joke!
Thank You for todays smile!

Dan
Twisted Evil

Pippa - Jun 12, 2008 - 06:35 PM
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Guess what....
2 legs sat on 3 legs when 4 legs came and wanted to bite 2 legs.
2 legs got 3 legs to throw at 4 legs.

(Dutch riddle so it's a bit hard to translate)

windslipper - Jun 12, 2008 - 07:10 PM
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I will take a shot at it....

Dorothy and Toto and Oz are symbolic of the Naive Average American....
with their Munchkins and Yellow Brick Roads...Pre WW2...Pre911...
Behind their backs is a Radio Controlled Bomb notice the red ordinance and the Mummy's Head signifies the Middle East and it is heading right towards them...The "Crop" is Money or Wealth...
The Tornado with the Image of Adolph Hitler and an Attack Dog is Death, attributed to the United States Goverment who have polluted the environment to the point of causing Super Tornados...Trees are wilted or Dying in the park, while one can easily see that the "Crop" is green and healthy....cutting into the tree is a roadway with Three Golden figures, The Cowardly Lion, the Scarecrow and the Tin Man, the Gold is wealth the figures the American Public.... The Dog is the Media...who WOULD, dress up a Dog if it would make a Buck....as they Lay on the White House Lawn.. The White House is the HQ as the road of the American public goes into it and out of it...the air plane above the White House is symbolic of Nineteen Seventeen, the end of WW1 probably when this coup d'état occured.... I have no idea what the figure in the sky signifies....

How did I do?

D
Twisted Evil

windslipper - Jun 12, 2008 - 07:14 PM
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Pippa wrote:

Guess what....
2 legs sat on 3 legs when 4 legs came and wanted to bite 2 legs.
2 legs got 3 legs to throw at 4 legs.

(Dutch riddle so it's a bit hard to translate)

Hi, Sis!

D
Twisted Evil

angel - Jun 12, 2008 - 07:47 PM
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Pippa wrote:

Guess what....
2 legs sat on 3 legs when 4 legs came and wanted to bite 2 legs.
2 legs got 3 legs to throw at 4 legs.

(Dutch riddle so it's a bit hard to translate)

Oh man, that's a real stumper! I'm thinking a man, a bar stool, and a chair because of all the legs, but now I'm seeing violence! Shocked

All I can say is that some dude sat down on a bar stool, picked a fight with a guy sitting at a card game, who wanted to bite the guy on the stool, but got the stool thrown at him for his troubles! Shocked

I've been watching too many Westerns!

angel - Jun 12, 2008 - 07:54 PM
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windslipper wrote:

Well, I think that's pretty accurate! Now that you described it, I can understand some of the symbolism. Pretty wild. It would be interesting to hear what the artist had to say about the creation, too. I'm not too sure I agree with the artist's sentiments, but is sure does make for an interesting picture. Laughing

windslipper - Jun 12, 2008 - 07:55 PM
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Pippa wrote:

Guess what....
2 legs sat on 3 legs when 4 legs came and wanted to bite 2 legs.
2 legs got 3 legs to throw at 4 legs.

(Dutch riddle so it's a bit hard to translate)

A Man sat on a three legged Bar Stool when a dog walked in and wanted to bite the fellow...The Man picked up another Bar Stool to throw at the dog.

Danny
Twisted Evil

littlestar - Jun 12, 2008 - 08:16 PM
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Man...stool....dog?
Danny beat me to it...

windslipper - Jun 12, 2008 - 08:18 PM
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... is that like Pond Scum?
Ehh...ahhh sorry 'bout that......

D
Twisted Evil

Pippa - Jun 12, 2008 - 10:20 PM
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windslipper wrote:

Pippa wrote:

Guess what....
2 legs sat on 3 legs when 4 legs came and wanted to bite 2 legs.
2 legs got 3 legs to throw at 4 legs.

(Dutch riddle so it's a bit hard to translate)

Hi, Sis!

D
Twisted Evil

HI BB!

Pippa - Jun 12, 2008 - 10:21 PM
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windslipper wrote:

Pippa wrote:

Guess what....
2 legs sat on 3 legs when 4 legs came and wanted to bite 2 legs.
2 legs got 3 legs to throw at 4 legs.

(Dutch riddle so it's a bit hard to translate)

A Man sat on a three legged Bar Stool when a dog walked in and wanted to bite the fellow...The Man picked up another Bar Stool to throw at the dog.

Danny
Twisted Evil

YUP

Pippa - Jun 12, 2008 - 10:22 PM
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littlestar wrote:

Man...stool....dog?
Danny beat me to it...

Yes he did Laughing

Pippa - Jun 12, 2008 - 10:24 PM
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angel wrote:

Pippa wrote:

Guess what....
2 legs sat on 3 legs when 4 legs came and wanted to bite 2 legs.
2 legs got 3 legs to throw at 4 legs.

(Dutch riddle so it's a bit hard to translate)

Oh man, that's a real stumper! I'm thinking a man, a bar stool, and a chair because of all the legs, but now I'm seeing violence! Shocked

I've been watching too many Westerns!

You wasn't that far off Laughing

angel - Jun 12, 2008 - 10:42 PM
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Pippa wrote:

angel wrote:

Pippa wrote:

Guess what....
2 legs sat on 3 legs when 4 legs came and wanted to bite 2 legs.
2 legs got 3 legs to throw at 4 legs.

(Dutch riddle so it's a bit hard to translate)

Oh man, that's a real stumper! I'm thinking a man, a bar stool, and a chair because of all the legs, but now I'm seeing violence! Shocked

I've been watching too many Westerns!

You wasn't that far off Laughing

Oh good! Thinking that a guy crawling around on all fours biting people was a bit disturbing! Laughing

angel - Jun 13, 2008 - 04:15 AM
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There have been a few notable people who've been visiting OkC recently. I heard on the radio that little Mini-Me is supposed to be visiting for some fancy shindig. My daughter wanted us to go see him and I had to tell her that it'd cost alot of money to go see that little guy. She asked me why it'd cost so much. There's already a bunch of midgets around here anyways! Razz

My husband says people ought to pay only half price to see a midget! Embarassed

windslipper - Jun 13, 2008 - 05:04 PM
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Pippa wrote:

windslipper wrote:

Pippa wrote:

Guess what....
2 legs sat on 3 legs when 4 legs came and wanted to bite 2 legs.
2 legs got 3 legs to throw at 4 legs.

(Dutch riddle so it's a bit hard to translate)

A Man sat on a three legged Bar Stool when a dog walked in and wanted to bite the fellow...The Man picked up another Bar Stool to throw at the dog.

Danny
Twisted Evil

YUP

Thank You, Thank You very much....

D
Twisted Evil

angel - Jun 14, 2008 - 12:35 AM
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Friday the 13th special! Our professional will trim your bushes for free! Next session $10.00. No refunds if accidents occur.

angel - Jun 14, 2008 - 02:40 PM
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Something that I know my kids would love to sneek into the grocery basket if they could. They're always finding new and improved ways of torturing us. Cool

angel - Jun 14, 2008 - 02:43 PM
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This looks like George Burns to me. All that's missing is his ever-present stogie and a few wrinkles. Cool

It could be Jack Benny! Shocked

angel - Jun 14, 2008 - 02:46 PM
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful! Sad

angel - Jun 14, 2008 - 02:49 PM
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Our new favorite word of the week...nub. Cool

I dare you to call someone you know a nub. They'll be thinking body parts and get pretty pissy about it. Go on! I dare you to! Laughing

angel - Jun 14, 2008 - 02:51 PM
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Ol' Bossy right here is raring to go on some tonsil hocky! Any takers? Wink

angel - Jun 14, 2008 - 02:55 PM
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What can I say? There's nothing that I can say! This says it all! NERDS!

angel - Jun 14, 2008 - 02:59 PM
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There's at least one brave soul that has dated a guy like this in her lifetime. I didn't, but I know of some who did. The problem with me is that I was the female equivalent and the boy nerds thought they were too cool for me! Shocked

How I ever got married and produced kids is a wonder! Wink

CaptJTK - Jun 14, 2008 - 09:53 PM
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CaptJTK

angel - Jun 14, 2008 - 10:36 PM
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That's a wrinkley kitty! Laughing

angel - Jun 14, 2008 - 10:38 PM
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Something that you can do this summer if getting squirted by the waterhose seems too tame for you. Cool

Susie - Jun 15, 2008 - 06:57 AM
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angel wrote:

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful! Sad

What in the world is that thing??? It looks like a cross between a bat and a chihuahua. If that pet doesn't scare the mailman, nothing will.

angel - Jun 15, 2008 - 01:34 PM
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It's what's called an aye aye. It's a type of nocturnal primate from Madagascar. It has an elongated digit so it can fish grubs out of knotholes in trees. It's omnivorous but quite harmless. It's teeth are tiny and stubby. It's not normally considered by most people as a pet type creature. I'm not too sure but I think it may be on the endangered list because of the deforrestation that occurs over there. Here's a picture of a full grown one.

TLor - Jun 15, 2008 - 01:52 PM
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Looks like a gremlin.

(raspy voice) You may thwart me now, but come midnight I will find you!

angel - Jun 15, 2008 - 01:54 PM
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Looks like something that could take a chunk out of your jugular vein but it's pretty gentle. Laughing

Pippa - Jun 15, 2008 - 07:05 PM
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TLor wrote:

Looks like a gremlin.

(raspy voice) You may thwart me now, but come midnight I will find you!

Runs off screeming !!!!!!!

angel - Jun 15, 2008 - 07:24 PM
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Sorry, Pippa! Laughing

littlestar - Jun 15, 2008 - 08:06 PM
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and to think...that could be where the Chubacabra came from...eh?

angel - Jun 15, 2008 - 08:07 PM
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I was just thinking a while ago that the English language is perverse and not just to people who weren't raised speaking it, but also for people like me who were raised to! Take this for example:
The word bare. It can be used in a sentence to imply that something is of little worth or is not hardly there. "I can't see it! It's barely there!" The exposure of one's feelings..."I can barely stand this drivel any longer! Aagh aagh aagh!" Or the exposure of skin..*whoohoo*!
Then there's the word bear. It's a noun for an animal. As in Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Or it can be applied in a sentence, such as: " I can bear the pain, the humiliation, the gut cramps of childbirth, but please don't let me read anymore of this crap from this semi-illiterate hack who didn't have the right to earn her highschool diploma!"
Anyhoo, all this just popped into my head and I can barely understand the meanderings or bearings of my mind! Razz

Also I've seen so many discrepancies in typing all of this that I've had to change it four times! See? My diploma is wasted on me! Laughing

angel - Jun 15, 2008 - 08:14 PM
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littlestar wrote:

and to think...that could be where the Chubacabra came from...eh?

That's a strong possibility. People thought that seacows were mermaids at one time. Laughing

MG - Jun 15, 2008 - 08:47 PM
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angel wrote:

"...but please don't let me read anymore of this crap from this semi-illiterate hack who didn't have the right to earn her highschool diploma!"

"Highschool" is two words. Very Happy

angel - Jun 15, 2008 - 08:53 PM
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MG wrote:

angel wrote:

"...but please don't let me read anymore of this crap from this semi-illiterate hack who didn't have the right to earn her highschool diploma!"

"Highschool" is two words. Very Happy

LMAO!!!