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britstarfan - Apr 29, 2008 - 08:38 PM
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What's Old Davros up to now ?

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angel - Apr 29, 2008 - 11:24 PM
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Christopher Pike! I dare you to play chicken with me!
windslipper - Apr 30, 2008 - 12:30 AM
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We are borg...we have assimilated...

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Twisted Evil
Seamus - Apr 30, 2008 - 12:31 AM
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"Do I make you horny baby...? DO I MAKE YOU RANDY?!?!?!!"
ChuckD - Apr 30, 2008 - 12:37 AM
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Davros: "I only hang out with this guy cause' I'm so much more handsome. It's sort of the same thing you see at the bar, you know, the good looking chick who hangs out with the ugly chick so that she appears even more attractive".
Seamus - Apr 30, 2008 - 12:43 AM
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"When you say that I'm ugly... what sense of the word do you mean?"
britstarfan - May 02, 2008 - 04:52 PM
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britstarfan wrote:
What's Old Davros up to now ?

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In Dalek voice " oh no there are stairs, we cannot chase the prisoners" Wink
Harry_Mudd - May 02, 2008 - 06:00 PM
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I think I've got crabs!
Spock1 - May 02, 2008 - 08:57 PM
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Try new "wonder cream" for a younger looking face.
Seamus - May 03, 2008 - 12:07 AM
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Angela Lansbury twenty years from now.
ColorTelevision - May 05, 2008 - 10:47 PM
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"Stop following me around, you overgrown R2-D2 wannabe! I'm the cyclops in charge here."
britstarfan - May 06, 2008 - 09:07 PM
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britstarfan wrote:
What's Old Davros up to now ?

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"Come on everyone, get in line it's Conga time cha cha cha "
Seamus - May 06, 2008 - 09:34 PM
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"I don't know... I was in the loo trying to pass this most amazingly mental fudge log and... I guess I must have passed out... and... and... when I woke up I was plugged into all this machinery............"
ColorTelevision - May 07, 2008 - 04:22 PM
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Seamus wrote:
"...trying to pass this most amazingly mental fudge log..."


Seamus,

Vito is in charge of bowel movement jokes, also known as scatological humor, not you. You need to learn your place in life.

~ CT
Seamus - May 07, 2008 - 08:59 PM
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ColorTelevision wrote:
Seamus wrote:
"...trying to pass this most amazingly mental fudge log..."


Seamus,

Vito is in charge of bowel movement jokes, also known as scatological humor, not you. You need to learn your place in life.

~ CT


ColorTelevision,

I know my place in life and that's why so many people on this board have entertaining Microsoft paint created, signature pics. However lately I've been feeling a movement in my thinking towards toilet humor due to the fact that I have developed a most unfortunate craving for apple juice... two days ago I drank nearly a gallon of the stuff and have had to practically take up residence in the next stall over from Vito... That and I have enough personal time taken up on the pot otherwise, that I could be Vito's apprentice. Therefore, while Vito is not sticking his head out of his stall, I reserve the right to make jokes that smell about movements that steam.


~Seamus
angel - May 07, 2008 - 11:59 PM
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Seamus wrote:
ColorTelevision wrote:
Seamus wrote:
"...trying to pass this most amazingly mental fudge log..."


Seamus,

Vito is in charge of bowel movement jokes, also known as scatological humor, not you. You need to learn your place in life.

~ CT


ColorTelevision,

I know my place in life and that's why so many people on this board have entertaining Microsoft paint created, signature pics. However lately I've been feeling a movement in my thinking towards toilet humor due to the fact that I have developed a most unfortunate craving for apple juice... two days ago I drank nearly a gallon of the stuff and have had to practically take up residence in the next stall over from Vito... That and I have enough personal time taken up on the pot otherwise, that I could be Vito's apprentice. Therefore, while Vito is not sticking his head out of his stall, I reserve the right to make jokes that smell about movements that steam.


~Seamus

They don't call you #2 for nothing Cool Cool Cool There was this guy from Dublin who visited, by the name of James who had a poetic turn of mind when it came to the usage of the loo. He was funny, too. I miss that fella. Cool Cool
Seamus - May 08, 2008 - 12:32 AM
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I'm the Riker to Vito's Picard... lol

I'm the captain of number 2's number 1 lol

Laughing

I can just see it now...

Vito: Number one?

Seamus: Yes, sir.

Vito: I order you to take a number two.

Seamus: way ahead of you on that one, sir.

Vito: Excellent.
angel - May 08, 2008 - 12:51 AM
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Ha! Laughing Laughing Maybe if Vito's willing he can give you a certificate for journeyman status some day so you're not an apprentice anymore. Cool Cool
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