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William Shatner Main Discussion - Too funny!

Jami - Apr 22, 2008 - 12:59 AM
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I had to share this, being Passover and all, it's a guide to Kosher and Unkosher imaginary animals.

http://www.jeffvandermeer.com/2008/04/1 ... y-animals/

Here's a small sample -

Jackalope - A: “No, rabbits are not kosher.” EM: “Not even rabbits?!! Why not?” A: “Because although it chews the cud, it does not have hooves.”

Jaud (vampirized premature baby) - A: “Oh. Do I even have to tell you?” EM: “I guess not.” A: “Number one, a vampire drinks blood. Blood ingesting is a no-no. Number 2–baby?!?!”

angel - Apr 22, 2008 - 01:02 AM
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I passover this being in accordance to the prophecy. Too weird!

Jami - Apr 22, 2008 - 04:43 AM
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What prophecy?

It's really funny. Especially asking about things like is ET Kosher or the cubercabra.

I notice they didn't cover unicorns, however.

angel - Apr 22, 2008 - 04:46 AM
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Check out Johnny's Maintaining the Prophecy thread Laughing

Sorry, Jami. Just a bit of lunacy that I've got the feeling I'm going to be feeling the repercussions of for the next couple of days! Laughing

SMB - Apr 23, 2008 - 05:46 AM
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Mongolian Death Worm - A: “No, because you cannot eat anything that crawls on its belly.” EM: “Does that mean an injured kosher animal that is crawling along isn’t kosher any more?” A: “Yes, because you can’t eat an animal that’s been injured or is sick.” EM: “It’s a wonder you haven’t all starved to death.”

Jami - Apr 23, 2008 - 12:57 PM
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The thing has gotten so popular it was talked about on a Swedish radio station and now he's thinking of turning it into a book.