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Cat - Mar 24, 2008 - 07:03 PM
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Well, it's that sad time of year again. Sad

Time for all of those poor peeps that were not selected to be somebody's Easter treat to deal with the pain of rejection. The sad fact is that for some, the pain is too much to bear. Crying or Very sad

Sometimes, they lose themselves in meaningless relationships...

Or, they make silly prank calls...

Or, sometimes it becomes far more serious....

So, although I hate to bring such a serious subject up, we all need to deal with this issue....... peep suicides. Crying or Very sad

Next year, you can help. Help end the senseless destruction. It's simple. All you have to do is eat more peeps. Lots and lots of peeps. Or face the other alternatives.

note: This thread was brought to you by the poster, Cat. It was not brought to you by peeps, attempting to increase their sales. Do not believe what you may hear or see.

angel - Mar 24, 2008 - 07:15 PM
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I think I'm getting all choked up *sniff sniff*.. on peeps....got some this year and thank God not the bunny ones. I feel guilty when I eat those. I start on the ears, eat their little faces off and then I've got this stump of a butt Crying or Very sad

After a while they start to swell in your mouth and you've got this gob of goo that you don't know what to do with or you gag.....I'm not all that crazy about them because they're like a lethal weapon. Don't use a garote on that annoying neighbor...cram peeps down their throat! Wink

Well, don't really do that! It's a pleasant image though! Twisted Evil

Cat - Mar 24, 2008 - 07:25 PM
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angel wrote:

Well, don't really do that! It's a pleasant image though! Twisted Evil

Peeps ~ disgusting marshmallow treat..... or weapon of destruction!!! Shocked

Obituary:

John Smith of Oklahoma was found dead this morning. The cause of death was not immediately discovered by the coroner, although there were suspicious bits of red, yellow and blue marshmallow found around John's mouth. John leaves behind no living relatives, and one of his neighbors, Angel, was heard to say that John was not well liked. The funeral will be held Tuesday. Leftover Easter treats will be served.

angel - Mar 24, 2008 - 07:43 PM
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I didn't do it! Nobody saw me do it! You can't prove it! Twisted Evil

SMB - Mar 24, 2008 - 08:30 PM
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I wonder how they would taste as Peep-somemores. Get some chocolate squares and graham crackers, squish the little peeps between the chocolate and crackers. Yum!

DianaG - Mar 25, 2008 - 07:41 AM
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Poor Peeps!!!

Sammy made a cake with Peeps on the top and I think every one took the Peep off when they took a slice of cake......

DianaG

Jami - Mar 25, 2008 - 10:17 AM
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SMB wrote:

I wonder how they would taste as Peep-somemores. Get some chocolate squares and graham crackers, squish the little peeps between the chocolate and crackers. Yum!

Chocolate frosting works better the chocolate bars. It helps the whole thing stick together better.

Cuzsis - Mar 26, 2008 - 01:09 PM
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Our peeps are kept safely in their boxes until it's time to eat them. Peeps really aren't good about personal responsibility, as we have seen.

...plus they seem to breed prolifically! Shocked

Cat - Mar 26, 2008 - 03:10 PM
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Oh my, s'mores made with marshmallow peeps, chocolate frosting and graham crackers. I'll have the insulin syringes ready...... Shocked

Cat - Mar 26, 2008 - 03:14 PM
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Cuzsis wrote:

Our peeps are kept safely in their boxes until it's time to eat them. Peeps really aren't good about personal responsibility, as we have seen.

...plus they seem to breed prolifically! Shocked

That's why it is important to spay and neuter your peeps. Wink

Fortunately, the peeps do have one natural predator....

SMB - Mar 26, 2008 - 08:30 PM
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Cat wrote:

Cuzsis wrote:

Our peeps are kept safely in their boxes until it's time to eat them. Peeps really aren't good about personal responsibility, as we have seen.

...plus they seem to breed prolifically! Shocked

That's why it is important to spay and neuter your peeps. Wink

Fortunately, the peeps do have one natural predator....

So that what Gorny's been up to lately! Shocked

Cuzsis - Mar 27, 2008 - 12:07 AM
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SMB wrote:

Cat wrote:

Cuzsis wrote:

Our peeps are kept safely in their boxes until it's time to eat them. Peeps really aren't good about personal responsibility, as we have seen.

...plus they seem to breed prolifically! Shocked

That's why it is important to spay and neuter your peeps. Wink

Fortunately, the peeps do have one natural predator....

So that what Gorny's been up to lately! Shocked

Snort!

vampyregirl - Mar 27, 2008 - 05:01 AM
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I beheaded several peeps last week.....

They were tasty......

Twisted Evil

Jami - Mar 27, 2008 - 10:04 AM
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You know, if this happens to Easter Peeps, I wonder what happens to all the ones they put out at Christmas time? The Snowmen, Christmas Trees, and Santa Peeps?

Johnny_Turbo - Mar 27, 2008 - 08:09 PM
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I'm also from PA, like the peeps, and every year we get innundated with "peep pop" culture.

Cat - Mar 31, 2008 - 06:52 PM
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Jami wrote:

You know, if this happens to Easter Peeps, I wonder what happens to all the ones they put out at Christmas time? The Snowmen, Christmas Trees, and Santa Peeps?

Well, this is just a rumor, of course, but word has it that the Santa Peeps were responsible for the recent slaying of one of the Bunny Peeps. But you didn't hear it from me....... Shocked

Cat - Mar 31, 2008 - 06:57 PM
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Johnny_Turbo wrote:

I'm also from PA, like the peeps, and every year we get innundated with "peep pop" culture.

It's so sad when peeps go bad..... Crying or Very sad

Of course there are those peeps who have held true to the traditional peep values of sweet wholesome marshmallowy goodness. I've even seen them hold candlelight vigils for those peeps who have strayed.....

angel - Mar 31, 2008 - 07:01 PM
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Candlight vigil Laughing

Whew!

SMB - Mar 31, 2008 - 09:16 PM
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And then there are those peeps who have found another life.

Oh yea wayword peeps who have fallen to the path of doom and destruction! Let me lead you back to the path of peep goodness!

Cat - Apr 01, 2008 - 06:12 AM
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SMB wrote:

And then there are those peeps who have found another life.

Oh yea wayword peeps who have fallen to the path of doom and destruction! Let me lead you back to the path of peep goodness!

Jami - Apr 01, 2008 - 11:32 AM
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Cat wrote:

Heh. The best part of that is how the heat has melted the Peep's eyes so they look like it's been hypnotised.

Mirizor - Apr 01, 2008 - 12:24 PM
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SMB wrote:

And then there are those peeps who have found another life.

Oh yea wayword peeps who have fallen to the path of doom and destruction! Let me lead you back to the path of peep goodness!

These wayward peeps heard the same message. Wink