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William Shatner Main Discussion - The Rubber Room Thread

angel - Jan 25, 2008 - 10:56 PM
Post subject: The Rubber Room Thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLYVwebfrlg
Don't hit old Spud like that Daddy! It makes him twitch funny!

angel - Jan 25, 2008 - 11:14 PM
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Having my baby,
What a lovely way of saying how much you love me,
Having my baby,
What a lovely way of saying what you're thinking of me

I can see it, your face is glowing,
I can see it, in your eyes I'm happy you know it

That your ,
Having my baby,
Your the woman I love, & I love what it's doing to you,
Having my baby,
You're a woman in love and I love what's going through you,

The need inside you, I see it showing,
Oh the seed inside you,
Baby do you feel it growing,
Are you happy you know it,

That your having my Baby,
I'm a woman in love, and I love what it's doing to me,
Having My Baby,
I'm a woman in love and I love what's going through me,

Didn't have to keep it, wouldn't put you through it,
You could of swept it from your live,
but you wouldn't do it, no you wouldn't do it.

And your having my baby,
I'm a woman in love, and I love what it's doing to me,
Having My Baby.
I'm a woman in love, and I love what's going through me,

Having My Baby (Having My Baby)
What a lovely way of saying how much you love me,

Having My Baby,
I'm a woman in love and I love what it's going through me,
Having My Baby

angel - Jan 25, 2008 - 11:19 PM
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I found a peanut, I found a peanut, I found a peanut just now, just now I found a peanut found a peanut just now.

angel - Jan 25, 2008 - 11:23 PM
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You load 16 tons and what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. Confused

angel - Jan 25, 2008 - 11:28 PM
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angel - Jan 25, 2008 - 11:31 PM
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Arrooo! growwl growwl slobber pant pant pant! Arooo!
Don't shoot ol' Yeller!
Ar..blam!..yipe!
Poor ol' Yeller!

angel - Jan 25, 2008 - 11:34 PM
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(Meow Mix tune) Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!

windslipper - Jan 25, 2008 - 11:42 PM
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Where DO you find all those pictures? Shocked

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 12:09 AM
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Photobucket. A little treasure trove that LittleStar taught me about. You can almost find anything you want and alot of stuff you don't want! Shocked

windslipper - Jan 26, 2008 - 12:20 AM
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angel wrote:

Photobucket. A little treasure trove that LittleStar taught me about. You can almost find anything you want and alot of stuff you don't want! Shocked

Thank You...BOTH!!!!

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Twisted Evil

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 12:21 AM
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You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man! Cool

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 12:22 AM
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windslipper wrote:

angel wrote:

Photobucket. A little treasure trove that LittleStar taught me about. You can almost find anything you want and alot of stuff you don't want! Shocked

Thank You...BOTH!!!!

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Twisted Evil

You're welcome!

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 12:27 AM
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Squeak squeak squeak squeeeaaaak squeeeaaak squeeeaaak squeak squeak squeak
Does anyone know morse code? I think we've got a breakout in process Cool

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 12:31 AM
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Uh...need a bit of help here!

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 12:37 AM
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Gee! That's funny! It doesn't taste like chicken! Shocked

windslipper - Jan 26, 2008 - 12:46 AM
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Ah... Hi!
I'm from the Duck Squad can you show me where your injured Computer is Located???

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Twisted Evil

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 12:46 AM
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Tony Curtis: When the movie is through shooting I'm keeping the garters.

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 12:47 AM
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windslipper wrote:

Ah... Hi!
I'm from the Duck Squad can you show me where your injured Computer is Located???

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Twisted Evil

In the dumpster to the left Wink

windslipper - Jan 26, 2008 - 12:51 AM
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windslipper wrote:

Ah... Hi!
I'm from the Duck Squad can you show me where your injured Computer is Located???
Oh MY I'm sitting on it!

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Twisted Evil

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 12:53 AM
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All this past week there have been UFO sightings during the gas crisis.

"The bad news is that aliens have landed...the good news is that they pee gasoline."

HI-Oh!

windslipper - Jan 26, 2008 - 12:56 AM
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The Infamous Thanksgiving Day Picture.

Oh Man I'm so full I just have to take a Cat Nap.....snore.....

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Twisted Evil

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 12:58 AM
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windslipper wrote:

Ah... Hi!
I'm from the Duck Squad can you show me where your injured Computer is Located???
Oh MY I'm sitting on it!

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Twisted Evil

Whoops! My bad eyes! stigmatism!

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 01:04 AM
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Lunchtime! I'm gonna have a little repast. This has been fun! See ya! Cool

Johnny_Turbo - Jan 26, 2008 - 01:07 AM
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Love the Johnny and Ed McMahon post, Angel!

I think this may fit in with the theme! Aaah, The French!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FUWAzKNY1z0

windslipper - Jan 26, 2008 - 01:12 AM
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Clown Yoga

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Twisted Evil

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 01:20 AM
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Johnny_Turbo wrote:

Love the Johnny and Ed McMahon post, Angel!

I think this may fit in with the theme! Aaah, The French!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FUWAzKNY1z0

Thanks, Johnny! I miss them don't you?

Aah! What a cute little piggy! Guess what I'm eating now? And it ain't truffles Twisted Evil

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 01:27 AM
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Oh darling! Where have you been all my life? You're so round, so firm, so fully packed! Smooch smooch smooch!

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 01:32 AM
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Oh Josephine! Be a doll and help me. My outie became an innie.

windslipper - Jan 26, 2008 - 01:34 AM
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PePe le Pew

Pepe le Pew Cartoon

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Twisted Evil

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 01:39 AM
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It didn't take, Danny. Sad

Ok..that's better! Cool

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 01:42 AM
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OMG! Quick people! Get the kitty some catnip, now! Shocked

windslipper - Jan 26, 2008 - 01:42 AM
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At times like these You can never find the TUMS!

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Twisted Evil

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 01:46 AM
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There's a reason the girl was called "Tootie".

windslipper - Jan 26, 2008 - 01:49 AM
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Fluffy get offa' my Keyboard!!!!!
If I've toldya once...I've toldya' a million times...NO Kitty Porn!

Shocked

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 01:53 AM
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OW! I didn't know bamboo had splinters! Shocked

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 01:58 AM
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And I go up and I go down and I go up and I go down and I go up and I go down and I go up and I go down and I go up and I go down and I go up and I go down and I.......

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 02:05 AM
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Me in my prom dress. Cool

windslipper - Jan 26, 2008 - 02:13 AM
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Remember Bub... Two New York Strip Steaks if I can hold this Pose...and I want'em Rare Get it....

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Twisted Evil

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 02:15 AM
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What every kid needs to know about cigarette smoking. Cool

windslipper - Jan 26, 2008 - 02:15 AM
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Dick and Jane were positive it was a Dog from Space...

windslipper - Jan 26, 2008 - 02:17 AM
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Red and Blue finally tried Couples Therapy...

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Twisted Evil

windslipper - Jan 26, 2008 - 02:20 AM
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Hey Buddy! Gotta' Light? Our hands are tired up at the moment...

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Twisted Evil

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 02:22 AM
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I'm absolutely tuckered out! Laughing

This has been fun. Gotta rest up before work. My mind has gone numb and that's not a very difficult achievement Laughing

Until the next time! Laughing

windslipper - Jan 26, 2008 - 02:28 AM
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Pax Deorum

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Twisted Evil

Johnny_Turbo - Jan 26, 2008 - 02:47 AM
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windslipper wrote:

At times like these You can never find the TUMS!

D
Twisted Evil

...or a good hairstylist!

littlestar - Jan 26, 2008 - 02:49 AM
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Get Those Kids Off the Street

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 05:14 AM
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The wheels on the bus go round and round round and round round and round the wheels on the bus go round and round all through the town.

Someone ran a red light today. Saw me waiting for them to stop and they just kept on going about 35mph in a school zone. Luckily me and my friend were still waiting on the sidewalk. This stuff happens every day. Talk about crazy! Shocked

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 06:28 AM
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Ok! There seems to be a big communication problem here! What do these big nosed guys have to do with the Easter Bunny? I was wanting to see bunnies dammit! Confused

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 06:31 AM
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Alright bub! Who ya callin' a shrimp!

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 06:49 AM
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If you're a bird enthusiast you'll know what this is Wink

SMB - Jan 26, 2008 - 07:33 AM
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Jump came in to bounce off the walls for a while. Laughing

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 07:41 AM
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SMB wrote:

Jump came in to bounce off the walls for a while. Laughing

There's bags of sugar and caffeine loaded sodas in the corner for the little fella Laughing

This is the place for it Laughing

Here's a toy for him!

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 07:50 AM
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The itsy bitsy spider crawled up the water spout. Down came the rain and poured the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain and the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again.

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 07:53 AM
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What's your sign, baby? Laughing

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 08:01 AM
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Uh!..arg! I can't get this turtleneck sweater off! Shocked

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 08:08 AM
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S**t happens!

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 08:15 AM
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angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 08:21 AM
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This is what happens when you don't get your Oz in gear! Cool

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 08:46 AM
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Lady Chatterly blows! Shocked

littlestar - Jan 26, 2008 - 11:52 AM
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You're Scaring ME !!!!! Shocked

Mirizor - Jan 26, 2008 - 12:06 PM
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Is this an experiment in terror?

Cat - Jan 26, 2008 - 02:29 PM
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Moon River, wider than a mile, I'm crossing you in style some day.......

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 08:33 PM
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Don't be afraid of me and this isn't so much an experiment in terror as it's more a flexing of comedic stupidity. You know me better than that! I love to laugh and this place seems to get constipated sometimes. Thus the reasons for what I do in the cafe' thread and the Spicey thread. Just cathartic enterprises, nothing more. Just think what I could do under the influence Laughing

See? Cat knows what I'm doing and she's getting into the swing of it! Smile

It's nothing at all but fun! I was afraid that some of you wouldn't understand and might think I'd gone over the bend Sad

But I haven't. This is my way of lightening my load when things aren't so happy at home. Ifn you don't mind I'd like to keep playing with the thread Smile

Besides you've seen me lose my temper on other threads and I hate doing that! Especially if I don't know my a$$ from my armpit on some subjects! Laughing

This is just my way of blowing off steam.

Wonderful post Cat! Laughing

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 09:48 PM
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And I'm halfway there! Laughing

I was such a straightlaced old lady when I was a kid. 16 going on 80. I refuse to go back to the way I was. I wasn't any fun at all! Depressing! Too serious! I believe in moderation in most things but when it comes to sheer outright goofiness I don't like moderation. If the Three Stooges or Laurel and Hardy or Lucille Ball had thought of moderation they'd never had gotten off the ground w/ their careers. And Lord knows I'm not these people. Most of what I do here is cheesy and lame. I enjoy doing it and I guess if other people enjoy it too then that's a big bonus! My captive audience! I've got you in my power! Moooowwaaaaaaa!!!! Twisted Evil

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 10:00 PM
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Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them doggies movin' Rawhide!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just rope and throw and grab 'em,
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
Boy my heart's calculatin'
My true love will be waitin', be waiting at the end of my ride.

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 10:13 PM
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Look Ma! No hands! Nicholas Cage shrunk!

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 10:19 PM
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Hello, I'm Alan Funt and SMILE you're on Candid Camera!

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 10:26 PM
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Come on Foggy. Let's go get the fire under that extra big skillet goin' and make us a mess of fried chicken tonight! Them's eatin' vittles!

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 10:42 PM
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If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times to not dump that nuclear waste in the ditch with the grass clippings!

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 10:47 PM
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(whispering) Alright, here's the plan Luke, dressed up as a Stormtrooper you're to infiltrate the Emperor's living quarters while Yoda dressed as Darth goes into his bedroom and sees if he can find the secret plans under the Emporer's mattress!

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 10:56 PM
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Always floss after every meal for that toxic toothy smile!

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 10:59 PM
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You'll never be half the man your father is, Minya!

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 11:09 PM
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Seriously, how's this gonna work? Technically speaking I'm freaking out here! Besides, you're super hairy dude! Haven't you ever heard of Nair? And I'm really not a big banana fan. Honestly, haven't you dated other girls from home? Just askin'. Think about it honey.

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 11:23 PM
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SpongeBob Squarepants: What are you going to do today Patrick?
Patrick Starfish: I'm going to try to regenerate some brain cells after hanging out with you last night! What are you going to do today?
SpongeBob Squarepants: I'm going to find out how Mr. Crabb's can have a whale of a daughter and see if my pet Gary enjoys escargot!

angel - Jan 26, 2008 - 11:47 PM
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If I wanted your opinion I'd ask for it! Razz

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 01:17 AM
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This is the most uncomplimentary picture of Don Rickles I've ever seen! Shocked

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 01:20 AM
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I dare you to wack that tinhorn as hard as you can with a big stick and put your head in there! Wink

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 01:23 AM
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Try tipping me and you die!

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 01:28 AM
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Goldfish: I regret that I only had one life to live Sad

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 01:38 AM
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Well I give up! Confused

Are you or aren't you? Make up your mind! Confused

littlestar - Jan 27, 2008 - 01:47 AM
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Yeah...You tink wee dinna Know dat?..KWAZY Woman !!!

I LOVE the Pufferfish...but...but Tarantulas SCARE ME....MOM-MEEEEE !!!!

Nothing can compare to Moon River...not even gonna TRY !!!

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 01:53 AM
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littlestar wrote:

Yeah...You tink wee dinna Know dat?..KWAZY Woman !!!

I LOVE the Pufferfish...but...but Tarantulas SCARE ME....MOM-MEEEEE !!!!

Nothing can compare to Moon River...not even gonna TRY !!!

Thank goodness! Whew! Sometimes I go a little overboard and I don't want anybody thinking I need a real rubber room! Wasn't that moon river something! So fantastic! Cat can come up with doozies! That's what I want everyone to do here. My brain is smoking from trying to come up with this crap Laughing

I need the better geniuses helping me with this crazy mess! Laughing

DianaG - Jan 27, 2008 - 06:33 AM
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angel wrote:

Oh darling! Where have you been all my life? You're so round, so firm, so fully packed! Smooch smooch smooch!

Ahhhhhhhhhh, wee wee Monsiour Pepe La Pew, smooch .....sniff....SNort! ..........THUD!

DianaG Shocked

DianaG - Jan 27, 2008 - 06:38 AM
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angel wrote:

If you're a bird enthusiast you'll know what this is Wink

Yellow bellied Sap sucker!

DianaG

DianaG - Jan 27, 2008 - 06:42 AM
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angel wrote:

BWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAA!!!!

Looks like Vader shrank a bit there...

BTW I have a costume nearly finished just like that Stormrooper there!
My nick name is Short trooper Very Happy

DianaG

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 07:06 AM
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Correct on the puzzle! Cool on the costume! Did it still cost alot to make it? Smile

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 07:08 AM
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I've got a big headache! Seriously, I do! Confused

Cat - Jan 27, 2008 - 07:15 AM
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After listening to the constant debate on clear cutting and global warming, nature has decided to chime in with it's own opinion..........

Cat - Jan 27, 2008 - 07:17 AM
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After reading Angel's new rubber room thread, Paul has decided to properly discipline Angel for her silliness........

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 07:20 AM
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Whoa! I can't decide who's enjoying it more! Laughing

Mirizor - Jan 27, 2008 - 07:21 AM
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Burp.

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 07:23 AM
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A few double AAs, a few yards of extention cord, some Christmas lights, and I'm good to go!

Cat - Jan 27, 2008 - 07:46 AM
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BREAKING NEWS......... BREAKING NEWS..........

Kermit the Frog coming live to you from outside the TV Land studio.

Today, an unknown assailant broke into the TV Land executive offices. The man was armed with cap guns, several large water pistols, and a can of fluorescent green paint. After spray painting "you guys suck", and "no, really, you guys totally suck", on the executive washroom walls, and dropping his pants to moon several executives, the unknown man escaped out the back door. The police have not taken anyone into custody, but they suspect that a regular poster on the WS forum may somehow be linked to this incident. More at 11.

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 07:51 AM
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Oh Morgram! Did you do that?

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 07:54 AM
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Everyone has room for J-E-L-L-O!

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 07:58 AM
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EE EE EE EE!

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 08:05 AM
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Nothing that some flea dip, a distemper shot and a good neutering can't cure for my boy. Twisted Evil

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 08:12 AM
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Light a fire under that turtle because with what you're doing it's gonna take until next week for you to get where you're going. Confused

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 08:25 AM
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Ah Man! You've jacked my damn car now you want my frickin' wallet?

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 08:33 AM
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I'll have a short stack w/ butter, strawberries, whipped cream, and honey with a wedge of brain on the side. Cool

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 08:38 AM
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I can't quite reach! Shocked

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 08:51 AM
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angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 08:59 AM
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DianaG - Jan 27, 2008 - 10:40 AM
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angel wrote:

Correct on the puzzle! Cool on the costume! Did it still cost alot to make it? Smile

Yes it did, took me a whole summer and fall picking up cans to recycle to get the money for it !

Plus bits& pieces that you need to get it in working order but a lot of the stuff I got was either given to me or I won it very cheap on Ebay, or I made it myself.

I'll have to get a pic done and have some one post it here for me.

DianaG

DianaG - Jan 27, 2008 - 10:44 AM
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angel wrote:

I can't quite reach! Shocked

HE can't reach cause the little fuzzy's too fat!!!!!

DianaG

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 07:57 PM
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DianaG wrote:

angel wrote:

Correct on the puzzle! Cool on the costume! Did it still cost alot to make it? Smile

That's so neat! I'd love to see it! When you say in working order does that mean that some of the components actually are functional, like radio and such?

angel - Jan 27, 2008 - 08:12 PM
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I was going to splice these two pictures together but somebody beat me to it Laughing

The most bizarre creature on this planet of homosapiens. Wink

Cat - Jan 27, 2008 - 09:30 PM
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After watching the latest inspirational video, George decided it was time he set higher goals for himself......

Cat - Jan 27, 2008 - 09:33 PM
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There were times when Dr. Chick Young regretted specializing in the field of Ear, Nose and Throat at med school.

Cat - Jan 27, 2008 - 09:38 PM
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Sam had learned the hard way that sometimes, life just bites the big one.

Mirizor - Jan 27, 2008 - 10:56 PM
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Irma's driving test took a wrong turn.....

DianaG - Jan 28, 2008 - 02:01 AM
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angel wrote:

DianaG wrote:

angel wrote:

Correct on the puzzle! Cool on the costume! Did it still cost alot to make it? Smile

That's so neat! I'd love to see it! When you say in working order does that mean that some of the components actually are functional, like radio and such?

Yes the radio I bought is functional and I am saving to get a functional set that I can talk to other Troopers around me. Those helmets are a pain to try to talk to some one with and they can't hear you so I have a small PA/radio system that goes in the helmet. I can hear you and you can hear me. It can also make "back ground noise" like storm trooper chatter and a static burst after you say something.

I am hoping to do some fund raising trooping when I get it done.The group in our Chicago area has raised $20,000 for the Hospital that Samantha goes to, Children's Memorial Hospital! YAY!

My name is Short Trooper on the 501st Midwest Garrison web site. I am also in the MEPD =Mos Eisley Police Dept as a Sand Trooper. Mos Eisley is where Ben, Luke and the droids went to find a ship and they met Han and Chewie there. The Troopers that confront them are from the MEPD..... ("These arent the droids we're looking for.....Move along! Move along!")

DianaG

DianaG - Jan 28, 2008 - 02:03 AM
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Mirizor wrote:

Irma's driving test took a wrong turn.....

WHOOPS!

DianaG

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 05:05 AM
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Cat wrote:

Sam had learned the hard way that sometimes, life just bites the big one.

Eew! Gross! Laughing

Just the kind of laugh I need! Whew!

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 05:07 AM
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DianaG wrote:

angel wrote:

DianaG wrote:

angel wrote:

Correct on the puzzle! Cool on the costume! Did it still cost alot to make it? Smile

That's so neat! I'd love to see it! When you say in working order does that mean that some of the components actually are functional, like radio and such?

Wow! That's really cool, DianaG! Very Happy

And so wonderful for your daughter's hospital! May the Force be with you despite your Storm Trooper status! Laughing

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 05:27 AM
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Loading capacity has been exceeded you dumb git!

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 05:30 AM
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Bert Gummer finally reforms.

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 05:45 AM
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Froggie went a courtin' and he did ride uh huh!

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 05:51 AM
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Go polish Trump Tower from top to bottom, pronto!

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 06:04 AM
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How many of you guys out there had sent off for these with the exciting promise of becoming a juvenile peeper back when you were youngsters? Better than Sea Monkeys huh? Wink

Mirizor - Jan 28, 2008 - 06:13 AM
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Your place or mine? Wink

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 06:17 AM
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Old lady making a grab for sea monkey ass. Oh the shame, the shame!

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 06:23 AM
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Mirizor wrote:

Your place or mine? Wink

What a sexy kitty! Looks like our old cat Wally that we had when we were kids.

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 06:38 AM
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The long sword confuses the skirt-wearing identity, dude!

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 06:56 AM
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Castratos made easy!

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 07:02 AM
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I think it's safe to say the kids aren't going to starve on this outing. Wink

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 07:15 AM
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An unfortunate placement for street signs. But a great place for hookers.

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 08:04 AM
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I've always wondered about this. What exactly is chucking that the woodchuck does with wood? Is it like throwing wood or puking wood? That would basically be the same thing wouldn't it? And estimating the fact that a woodchuck probably weighs about 10-15pds it would probably have to take about 3-4pds of wood to pulverize, digest, and regurgitate. And at what distance too? Are they into wad chucking right at their little furry feet or can they shoot it about a couple of feet? Has anybody seen a woodchuck chuck? Are they kin to beavers? I don't think beavers have this problem. Maybe they need Zantac or something.

Mirizor - Jan 28, 2008 - 08:13 AM
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Come bounce with me...I feel like bouncing the night away. Cool

And don't forget that.......

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 08:22 AM
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Yes, we are!

Here's what 5yrs of weed and a lack of interest in the classroom produces.

angel - Jan 28, 2008 - 08:40 AM
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Kitty hung over from too much Labatt Wildcat Strong. Cool

Cat - Jan 28, 2008 - 09:16 AM
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Mirizor wrote:

And don't forget that.......

Hey, who you calling mad.........

Okay, maybe I'd a tad bit cwazy........... Shocked

angel - Jan 29, 2008 - 12:28 AM
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And Mommy says she doesn't show favoritism Sad

angel - Jan 29, 2008 - 12:32 AM
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Say! Ugly Betty got her braces off!

angel - Jan 29, 2008 - 12:38 AM
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Okay.....if you're gonna be in a cramped tiny bubble w/ wheels maybe your riding companion ought to be a girl? Wink

angel - Jan 29, 2008 - 12:48 AM
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Proof positive Scully!

angel - Jan 29, 2008 - 12:54 AM
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Mike's Dave has gone to seed Sad

littlestar - Jan 29, 2008 - 01:13 AM
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Now THAT I BELIEVE !!!!

angel - Jan 29, 2008 - 03:19 AM
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He kinda looks like an old boss I had one time. Cool

In the face. I wouldn't know about the rest of him.

Cuzsis - Jan 29, 2008 - 04:19 AM
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In regards to my earlier post...

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/09/07

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/09/10

angel - Jan 29, 2008 - 05:11 AM
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Cuzsis wrote:

In regards to my earlier post...

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/09/07

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/09/10

That's a lot of cats! Shocked

My gramma and grampa got into that situation, too!

angel - Jan 29, 2008 - 05:12 AM
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If you're going to have a lot of cats don't let them hog the pizza.

Cuzsis - Jan 29, 2008 - 05:27 AM
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I love Caturday pics! Very Happy

angel - Jan 29, 2008 - 09:18 AM
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Me too

We'll see if we can dig up more for you and the rest of the cat loving community here. And doggies, too! Very Happy

DianaG - Jan 29, 2008 - 10:21 AM
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Got any ferret pics????

DianaG

littlestar - Jan 29, 2008 - 11:04 AM
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More Cats?...more cats you say?

Here we have two very splendid specimens of Feline Persuasion having an enlightening conversation...

DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT ?

NO?

ARE YOU SURE ?

TRANSLATION

WARNING...these cats may be Gay

littlestar - Jan 29, 2008 - 11:06 AM
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You want FERRETS?

Mirizor - Jan 29, 2008 - 08:49 PM
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littlestar wrote:

King Of The Beasts

DianaG - Jan 29, 2008 - 09:37 PM
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Looked just like my fuzzies running around in the newspaper except my quadruplets make dooking noises and chirps to make enough noise for ten fuzzies while thier doing it!

When they dook it sounds like a chicken clucking and the louder they do it the happier they are.

Thanks Littlestar!

DianaG

britstarfan - Jan 29, 2008 - 09:49 PM
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Twins?

DianaG - Jan 29, 2008 - 09:52 PM
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britstarfan wrote:

Twins?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DianaG

britstarfan - Jan 29, 2008 - 09:57 PM
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This is one tough Bar

angel - Jan 29, 2008 - 10:03 PM
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Et tu Brute?....and while you're at it get me another beer 'cause I'm feeling no pain!

angel - Jan 29, 2008 - 10:08 PM
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Even the best parent slips up now and then.

angel - Jan 29, 2008 - 10:12 PM
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For the guy/gal who has a no pet clause in their lease or just wants a low maintenance pet...this is creepy and anyone who would go to the trouble to do this for a pet is absolutely bonkers! Shocked

angel - Jan 29, 2008 - 10:15 PM
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Eeny meeny miny mo which one will be for tonight or do I need one more?

angel - Jan 29, 2008 - 10:28 PM
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WHY YOU DIRTY BUMS! ONCE I'M OUTTA HERE I'M GONNA PEE ON ALL YOUR PILLOWS AT NIGHT WHILE YOUR SLEEPING!

angel - Jan 30, 2008 - 02:25 AM
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It could be Tootsie Roll. Wink

angel - Jan 30, 2008 - 02:29 AM
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angel - Jan 30, 2008 - 02:43 AM
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Fatal attraction. Cool

angel - Jan 30, 2008 - 06:33 AM
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http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbea ... beans.wzzm
Tell me if anyone has tried this. Do you love coffee enough to drink this stuff? Does it taste a little "nutty"? Wink

A $100 a pop. From some critter called the kopi luak. Drink up!
[Austin picks up a boiling pot, with a stool sample from Fat Bastard inside]
Austin: Basil, this coffee smells like ****.
Basil: It *is* ****, Austin.
Austin: Oh, goos then it's not just me.
[Drinks]
Austin: [Smacks lips] It's a bit nutty.

angel - Jan 30, 2008 - 06:49 AM
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A little bit of tenderizer, a bit of sauce and I'll be nawing on you like you're a stack of short ribs.

angel - Jan 30, 2008 - 06:53 AM
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Papa Smurf and Smurfette create odd mutant child in Austin Powers.
Smurfy, smurf!

angel - Jan 30, 2008 - 06:56 AM
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Rocky, realizing that there's a nut shortage consoles himself with booze and a snooze.

angel - Jan 30, 2008 - 07:03 AM
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Tired of losing your kids in dark rooms? Want to be able to find them outside at night? Want to make your kids more useful to you besides them being migraine producing eating machines? Then allow me to introduce to you the chewable that's a vitamin and phosphorous producer all in one! Made from oranges and pulverized lightning bugs these chewables give your kids the much needed Vitamin C they need and the glow-in-the-dark ability that you need! Yes! You too can find your kids and know that they're getting their daily dose of orangy goodness! Try it today! Very Happy

littlestar - Jan 30, 2008 - 09:59 AM
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Hey Cuz...Wat U Meen C'ing Ghost...I am GHOST !!!

There is no Empirical Data that attests to the supposition
that Ghosts even exist

Yeh..wel...heers wat I think of UR Empirical Data

Did someone say....uh...uh...Ghost?

NOoooooooooo !!!!!

littlestar - Jan 30, 2008 - 10:00 AM
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DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU ?

Mirizor - Jan 30, 2008 - 10:17 AM
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Now hold on there....

.....can't you see that I'm busy getting my manicure?

Cuzsis - Jan 30, 2008 - 02:24 PM
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littlestar wrote:

I remember this one! It's awesome!!! Very Happy

Mirizor - Jan 30, 2008 - 08:35 PM
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I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

Cool

Johnny_Turbo - Jan 30, 2008 - 09:55 PM
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littlestar wrote:

Hey Cuz...Wat U Meen C'ing Ghost...I am GHOST !!!

There is no Empirical Data that attests to the supposition
that Ghosts even exist

Yeh..wel...heers wat I think of UR Empirical Data

Did someone say....uh...uh...Ghost?

NOoooooooooo !!!!!

I wanna be a ghost, too! Man, I'd love to float around and moan ominously!! On second thought, I'd rather be a benign, gregarious ghost! Who's that ghost with the lampshade on his sheet, dancing in the moonlight?

littlestar - Jan 31, 2008 - 09:23 AM
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RIDE 'EM COWBOY !!!!

angel - Feb 01, 2008 - 06:12 AM
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I find this disturbing Cool

I find a lot of pictures of just guys in hottubs more than I find guy/girl pictures.....hmmmm. Cool

angel - Feb 01, 2008 - 06:16 AM
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For those guys in the hottub. I think they're going to need it.

angel - Feb 01, 2008 - 06:19 AM
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This reflects my mood today. Not too pretty, so don't p.o. me Cool

angel - Feb 01, 2008 - 06:22 AM
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Pigs in tigey pajamies. Aren't they cute? And maybe the tiger won't notice they're pigs!

angel - Feb 01, 2008 - 06:25 AM
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Words of wisdom for tonight. Never were words so true. Wink

DianaG - Feb 01, 2008 - 10:10 AM
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littlestar wrote:

DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU ?

I just saw what the cat was writing on the board!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!

I bet a lot of animals would like to be able to do that to owners who don't feed thier pets on time!!!!!!

DianaG

Cuzsis - Feb 01, 2008 - 10:44 AM
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angel wrote:

Pigs in tigey pajamies. Aren't they cute? And maybe the tiger won't notice they're pigs!

There are more behind the tiger. Maybe it's a female tiger that recently lost her babies or something.

Cuzsis - Feb 01, 2008 - 10:45 AM
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angel wrote:

This reflects my mood today. Not too pretty, so don't p.o. me Cool

Me too.

Wow! What a great painting! Shocked

Cat - Feb 01, 2008 - 10:50 AM
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Listen, do-ah-doo, do you want to know a secret,
do-ah-doo, do you promise not to tell, ohh-oh, closer,
do-ah-doo.......

Cat - Feb 01, 2008 - 10:52 AM
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I soon discovered that all the legends regarding Capt. Morgan were true. Not only was he a feared pirate, he was also reasonably good at climbing trees......

angel - Feb 02, 2008 - 01:04 AM
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I love food and food is a great topic. Cool

angel - Feb 02, 2008 - 01:08 AM
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This one looks legit to me but then probably 85% of the stuff from photobucket isn't legit. All I can say is that I didn't doctor this one up and it's very naughty.... Wink

Skip to the next one if you don't want to see.....scrolling down....

Nope. It's a fake Laughing

Still entertaining. The site that engineered it is mean as sin though.

angel - Feb 02, 2008 - 01:35 AM
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Still even realizing this is a bulletin for a cartoon I still wonder how much it costs to put up an advertisement stating what my bodily functions are functioning like....hmmmm.....why spend money when I can say it here for free. Cool

angel - Feb 02, 2008 - 01:39 AM
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A happy belated bday to LittleStar! Cool

windslipper - Feb 02, 2008 - 01:41 AM
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My Family doesn't approve of mixed marriages' but I booked us a Flight to Vegas, anyway, my little Chickadee!

D
Twisted Evil

angel - Feb 02, 2008 - 09:07 AM
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Oh geez! You won't believe what that guy's doing to that poor possum! Shocked

angel - Feb 02, 2008 - 09:11 AM
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Nasty old hick! Get yer cotton pickin' paw out of my pouch!

angel - Feb 02, 2008 - 09:16 AM
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Maybe this guy is hoping for a fembot or electric sheep. Rolling Eyes

Pathetic.

Data he isn't Wink

littlestar - Feb 02, 2008 - 10:41 AM
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Thank You angel and Danny.....I'm getting OLD.....

angel - Feb 02, 2008 - 08:38 PM
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littlestar wrote:

Thank You angel and Danny.....I'm getting OLD.....

Still a beauty, LittleStar Cool

DianaG - Feb 02, 2008 - 09:08 PM
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angel wrote:

My 13 year old saw this and went, "Hey it's Cheese from Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends!!!"

She started laughing at what the sign said. Shocked

she has a fascination for farting right now..... Rolling Eyes

DianaG

littlestar - Feb 03, 2008 - 01:24 AM
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Penny Riddle

Do you smell anything here? --->

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It's a scent

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Do you see any fruit here? --->

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It's a pear

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Do you see any snakes here?

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It's four copperheads

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Do you see any cars here?

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It's six Lincolns

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Do you see any sex here?

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Hell no! What do you expect for ten cents?

windslipper - Feb 03, 2008 - 11:50 PM
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littlestar wrote:

Thank You angel and Danny.....I'm getting OLD.....

You're not OLD Babe!
Honest!!! Wink

Danny

Johnny_Turbo - Feb 04, 2008 - 08:32 PM
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Gimme sawdust!
And gimme burlap

Gimme bugspray!
And a slice of toast

Gimme teflon!
And a magnet

Just don't drool on my pillow
No, I'll say it again
Dontcha drool on my pillow

Gimme carboard
And gimme carpet

Gimme rayon
And a pan full of fudge

Gimme cheeze whiz
And secret handshakes

Just don't drool on my pillow
Please, I don't wantcha to...
Drool on my pillow!!

windslipper - Feb 04, 2008 - 11:55 PM
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Can somebody get that damn Geico Gecko outta' here!!!!!!

D
Twisted Evil

angel - Feb 05, 2008 - 03:59 AM
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Been sick as a dog these past couple of days. As you can tell I look like crap Wink

Camping out in the bathroom has that affect on a person.

littlestar - Feb 05, 2008 - 10:24 AM
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Off the Potty yet?????

Been There...DID that.....

Cat - Feb 05, 2008 - 05:22 PM
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No fun being trapped by the porcelain throne. Hope you're feeling better soon!

Cat - Feb 05, 2008 - 05:29 PM
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So, anyone else been out shopping for Valentine's Day yet??? Shocked

angel - Feb 05, 2008 - 07:26 PM
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Finally of the potty yesteday! Made Vito look like a piker! Shocked

Imodium works like a charm! Smile

Cool kinky squirrel! Haven't even decorated the house yet for Valentine's day! Been too poopy. Will try to today!

angel - Feb 05, 2008 - 10:28 PM
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Who out there is intimidated by the double click of the mouse? Unfortunately I may be the only person on this planet that is! Whether it's a day of low self confidence, intimidation over the computer or just freakin' being tired I have trouble alot of times double clicking the mouse. Hand dexterity may have to do w/ alot of it. Either way I say 'aye' I'm a sad rejector of the double click world Sad

littlestar - Feb 06, 2008 - 05:50 AM
Post subject: UH OH !!!!!

World Domination Plan UPSET !!!

EAT ME !?!

Cat - Feb 06, 2008 - 01:14 PM
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littlestar wrote:

World Domination Plan UPSET !!!

EAT ME !?!

britstarfan - Feb 06, 2008 - 09:29 PM
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Hey pull my finger.....................i just farted in my space suit Laughing

angel - Feb 07, 2008 - 12:23 AM
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Cat wrote:

littlestar wrote:

World Domination Plan UPSET !!!

EAT ME !?!

Actually I've tried squirrel w/ dumplings and all I can say is "yuck"! I'm just not big into eating game animals. My husband's friend Ed Tiger would go out hunting w/ my husband and they'd get a few squirrels or rabbits and cook them up. They said never to get the older squirrels because the meat was too tough after awhile. Personally, as much as I feel that any kind of meat is sad knowing where it comes from I'm still omnivorous and I'll just be fine knowing that I don't have to see fresh kills dressed and cooked before my eyes! Saw too much catfish and perch done like that and had to do that myself and put me off fish for a long while. And that one time at the Gulf w/ those croakers? That just about broke my heart! Sad

I never knew a fish could make a sound out of water like that! And the time when my Gramma caught those female crabs w/ the eggs under their tails? She just dumped those poor eggs onto the sand and started boiling those poor crabs Sad

I think it was some sort of wild life law against catching the females when they were carrying young. Gramma didn't care. Sad

Now if I could just say that Gramma caught crabs then that would make a more funnier story. Wink

angel - Feb 07, 2008 - 12:32 AM
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A thoughtful and caring little gift for Valentine's Day. Wink

littlestar - Feb 07, 2008 - 12:41 AM
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Quote:

Now if I could just say that Gramma caught crabs then that would make a more funnier story.

I think you just DID.....

angel - Feb 07, 2008 - 12:50 AM
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littlestar wrote:

Quote:

Now if I could just say that Gramma caught crabs then that would make a more funnier story.

I think you just DID.....

Hee hee!

angel - Feb 07, 2008 - 12:51 AM
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GASP! So that's why you call Robin the Boy Wonder Shocked

angel - Feb 07, 2008 - 01:05 AM
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Guess this little tyke's fairly hungry. My son did that to my poodle's nose one time Wink

Sorry about the off-centered picture. I haven't quite grasped the ability to down size my canvas on my paint program yet so I can doctor pictures. Had to doctor this one because of the site title. Cool

angel - Feb 07, 2008 - 10:41 AM
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Argh! Grrrr! Snarl! Hiss! Spit! Argh!!@#$%^&*

angel - Feb 07, 2008 - 11:21 AM
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Ok Fairy GodKitty....1. Please oh please help me to make my kids into sweet lovable little darlings who mind their parents, do well in school and treat everyone w/ respect.
2. A couple of million $$ will do for starters
3. A Mansion on a hill by the ocean with lots of servants so I won't have to clean one more toilet or puked on duvet for the rest of my frickin' life.
4. I want some sporty convertable, a two-seater. The kind that you won't have to haul kids or groceries in. The servants can do that w/ the broken down old cars we've already got here.
5. Teach my husband to be a professional masseuse. I would probably like a Scott Bakula look a like for one of those but my husband's feelings would get hurt.
6. I want a 5 star chef that can cook everything from cornbread and beans to filet mignon. I like a whole range of eats and I love to live big if I've got the moolah to do it. And I rarely do so keep sending in those millions.
7. For once in my life I want to beable to afford to get my hair done in a ritzy place and for someone to teach me how to put on make up properly so I look like a socialite or something instead of a highschooler. And maybe stop making bite my nails to the quick so I can grow some girlie ones for a change. And maybe spontaneously grow some decent sized knockers while I'm at it, too.
8. Not to worry when my kids do stupid stunts like walking out of the house after curfew because they're mad at something I've said. Or my husband being mad at me because what I said to the kids was what I thought was something my husband wanted to relay to them. Sad

9. The biggest and best wish of all that all that I'll love near and far be healthy, wealthy, and wise. Always.

Cat - Feb 07, 2008 - 08:24 PM
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angel wrote:

GASP! So that's why you call Robin the Boy Wonder Shocked

Cat - Feb 07, 2008 - 08:30 PM
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angel wrote:

And the time when my Gramma caught crabs.:

Hmmm, was she ever in Alaska??

When I was with my family in Florida, they served squirrel for Thanksgiving. I didn't partake......... Shocked

britstarfan - Feb 07, 2008 - 08:48 PM
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Bicycle made for two?

angel - Feb 08, 2008 - 02:56 AM
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Cat wrote:

angel wrote:

And the time when my Gramma caught crabs.:

Hmmm, was she ever in Alaska??

When I was with my family in Florida, they served squirrel for Thanksgiving. I didn't partake......... Shocked

Nope, she was on S. Padre Island. Probably just as effective Wink

Don't blame you for not wanting to eat the squirrel! It's gross!

angel - Feb 08, 2008 - 02:58 AM
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Whoops! post post!

angel - Feb 08, 2008 - 03:13 AM
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An Enterprising little hobby that you can do this winter. That is if you have snow. Cool

angel - Feb 08, 2008 - 08:46 AM
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Dude! Seriously, think of something else!

angel - Feb 08, 2008 - 09:02 AM
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This is coffee talk with Linda Richmond! I give you this topic...when you're running a temperature of a 104 and you are having diarrhea and you turn on the tv do you enjoy watching shows with errupting volcanoes? When you watch Animal Planet do the images of baby chicks throwing up and horny toads squirting blood out of their eyes give you a rush of warmth? Does the movie War Of The Worlds make you think you're generating more germs so that you can contribute getting rid of invading armies of Martians? Think of these possibilities..talk amongst yourself. I'm getting all vaclempt!

littlestar - Feb 08, 2008 - 11:14 AM
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Quick somebody...stop her head from spinning

Laughing

angel - Feb 08, 2008 - 10:17 PM
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Whaat? I ain't that bad off yet Mr. Green

windslipper - Feb 08, 2008 - 11:02 PM
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While visiting the Orient we observed a tyke enjoying one of the Local delicacies...

D
Twisted Evil

angel - Feb 09, 2008 - 07:12 AM
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Beans beans the magical fruit!

angel - Feb 09, 2008 - 07:21 AM
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I know that guys like "pillows", so here's some nice soft big fluffed up pillows......

angel - Feb 09, 2008 - 07:34 AM
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And this is why that boy kept crying "wolf". And that's no lie! Wink

Cat - Feb 09, 2008 - 07:24 PM
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Even though Rover was unhappy with the candidates, he decided to vote along party lines.

Cat - Feb 09, 2008 - 07:26 PM
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In an effort to compete more effectively with Taco Bell, McDonalds updated their drink menu.

Cat - Feb 09, 2008 - 07:29 PM
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When the Republicans, in a surprise upset with write in votes for Mr. Rat, once again took over the White House, Mr. Clinton sought solace in buying out a national candy factory.

angel - Feb 10, 2008 - 01:25 AM
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Here's a joke from my husband Cool

....

A boy was walking by his parent's bedroom and heard odd noises coming from the room. The boy called out to his dad and asked him what that noise