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vito - Aug 03, 2004 - 06:24 PM
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AHHHHHHHH A nice clean bathroom to start fresh.

Please come in Wink

kilgorn - Aug 03, 2004 - 06:28 PM
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Is that lilac I smell?

nah.......just.... eau de pasture Wink

vito - Aug 03, 2004 - 10:06 PM
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3RD POOP OF THE DAY BUT THE 1ST ON THIS THREAD

inkling - Aug 03, 2004 - 10:08 PM
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I'll just nod and go with the flow.

Vito: did you get those tissue rolls yet? And I bought some Oust! for your bathroom.

vito - Aug 04, 2004 - 07:04 PM
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1st dump of the day

Igor - Aug 04, 2004 - 07:09 PM
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Ah. You traded up.

vito - Aug 04, 2004 - 09:55 PM
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Igor wrote:

Ah. You traded up.

Yea, but I got a lower interest rate

vito - Aug 05, 2004 - 11:18 PM
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FINALLY TOOK THE DAILY DUMP

joains - Aug 05, 2004 - 11:25 PM
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It needs a woman's touch.................

Igor - Aug 06, 2004 - 06:30 AM
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vito - Aug 06, 2004 - 04:39 PM
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joains wrote:

It needs a woman's touch.................

YOU CAN TOUCH IT ANYTHME Laughing

MG - Aug 06, 2004 - 05:27 PM
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joains wrote:

It needs a woman's touch.................

Grab some Lysol and knock yourself out. Very Happy

vito - Aug 06, 2004 - 11:44 PM
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2ND DUMP OF THE DAY

vito - Aug 07, 2004 - 11:42 PM
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great dump today I have been waiting all week for this one

kilgorn - Aug 07, 2004 - 11:47 PM
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Just luv what you've done with the flush-chains......

vito - Aug 09, 2004 - 04:22 PM
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kilgorn wrote:

Just luv what you've done with the flush-chains......

THANKS

vito - Aug 09, 2004 - 04:23 PM
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HAD THE SUNDAY DUMP GOING FOR THE 1ST MONDAY ONE NOW

vito - Aug 10, 2004 - 05:34 PM
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2 dumps yesTURDay and one today

vito - Aug 10, 2004 - 06:21 PM
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POOPED AGAIN

windslipper - Aug 10, 2004 - 07:21 PM
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I got 22 Cases of Charmin here but I need it signed for....

D
Twisted Evil

vito - Aug 10, 2004 - 07:29 PM
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windslipper wrote:

I got 22 Cases of Charmin here but I need it signed for....

D
Twisted Evil

GOT THEM THANKS

windslipper - Aug 11, 2004 - 06:42 AM
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vito wrote:

windslipper wrote:

I got 22 Cases of Charmin here but I need it signed for....

D
Twisted Evil

GOT THEM THANKS

AH....Excuse me, Mista' Corleone'..... Ya' fergot ta' Sign.... Shocked

vito - Aug 11, 2004 - 06:16 PM
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windslipper wrote:

vito wrote:

windslipper wrote:

I got 22 Cases of Charmin here but I need it signed for....

D
Twisted Evil

GOT THEM THANKS

AH....Excuse me, Mista' Corleone'..... Ya' fergot ta' Sign.... Shocked

Hey You want me ta' sign Sign this Laughing

vito - Aug 11, 2004 - 06:17 PM
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just dropped a load of nice dark black tar

Igor - Aug 11, 2004 - 06:18 PM
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vito wrote:

just dropped a load of nice dark black tar

Ah. So you repair roofs for a living.

vito - Aug 11, 2004 - 06:21 PM
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Igor wrote:

vito wrote:

just dropped a load of nice dark black tar

Ah. So you repair roofs for a living.

I dont know if you would want to be on a hot roof with what I just let go of Laughing

Igor - Aug 11, 2004 - 06:41 PM
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vito wrote:

Igor wrote:

vito wrote:

just dropped a load of nice dark black tar

Ah. So you repair roofs for a living.

I dont know if you would want to be on a hot roof with what I just let go of Laughing

From what I know of your emissions, I wouldn't want to be under it.

(Think acid & the "Alien" movies.)

vito - Aug 11, 2004 - 06:46 PM
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Igor wrote:

vito wrote:

Igor wrote:

vito wrote:

just dropped a load of nice dark black tar

Ah. So you repair roofs for a living.

I dont know if you would want to be on a hot roof with what I just let go of Laughing

From what I know of your emissions, I wouldn't want to be under it.

(Think acid & the "Alien" movies.)

GOOD POINT

vito - Aug 11, 2004 - 11:41 PM
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ANOTHER POOP

asahsin - Aug 11, 2004 - 11:50 PM
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Igor wrote:

vito wrote:

just dropped a load of nice dark black tar

Ah. So you repair roofs for a living.

Spray job!

kilgorn - Aug 12, 2004 - 12:03 AM
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ACK!!!

asahsin - Aug 12, 2004 - 03:03 AM
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kilgorn wrote:

ACK!!!

Ahhh ya mean ACK with the Mad

vito - Aug 12, 2004 - 04:27 PM
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asahsin wrote:

Igor wrote:

vito wrote:

just dropped a load of nice dark black tar

Ah. So you repair roofs for a living.

Spray job!

Holy Crap Batman Laughing

vito - Aug 12, 2004 - 06:37 PM
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FINALLY POOPED TOOK TO TRYS IT WAS DIFFICULT TODAY Razz

Anonymous - Aug 13, 2004 - 07:03 PM
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Hey Vito....

Do you need to stop somewhere along the way?

vito - Aug 13, 2004 - 10:49 PM
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NO POOP TODAY

vito - Aug 13, 2004 - 11:38 PM
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FINALLY DUMPED BLACK TAR AGAIN

ChuckD - Aug 14, 2004 - 12:25 AM
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vito wrote:

FINALLY DUMPED BLACK TAR AGAIN

What the heck have you been eating the last few days?

kilgorn - Aug 14, 2004 - 12:34 AM
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ChuckD wrote:

vito wrote:

FINALLY DUMPED BLACK TAR AGAIN

What the heck have you been eating the last few days?

White Tar

vito - Aug 17, 2004 - 05:38 PM
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kilgorn wrote:

ChuckD wrote:

vito wrote:

FINALLY DUMPED BLACK TAR AGAIN

What the heck have you been eating the last few days?

White Tar

NOTHING DIFFERENT Laughing

Anonymous - Aug 17, 2004 - 06:16 PM
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Thanks to http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/ReviloPets/3.asp

Anonymous - Aug 17, 2004 - 06:20 PM
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Couldn't resist..... Cool

vito - Aug 17, 2004 - 06:35 PM
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pooped

vito - Aug 17, 2004 - 11:25 PM
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3 POOPS TODAY

vito - Aug 18, 2004 - 07:03 PM
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2 DUMPS ANDLOSTS OF SMELLY FARTS

vito - Aug 19, 2004 - 06:51 PM
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MARK TODAY DOWN ON YOUR CALANDER AS ONE OF THE GREATEST DUMPS OF THE YEAR. SAT DOWN DROPPED A LOAD FLUSHED DROPPED SECOND LOAD WIPED AND FLUSHED

vito - Aug 20, 2004 - 08:19 PM
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pooped

ChuckD - Aug 20, 2004 - 08:26 PM
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vito wrote:

MARK TODAY DOWN ON YOUR CALANDER AS ONE OF THE GREATEST DUMPS OF THE YEAR. SAT DOWN DROPPED A LOAD FLUSHED DROPPED SECOND LOAD WIPED AND FLUSHED

As Billy Joel sang: "This is the time to remember, cause it will not last forever". Wink

vito - Aug 23, 2004 - 10:47 PM
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JUST ONE DUMP SO FAR TODAY DIDNT HAVE A MOVEMENT SUNDAY SO THOUGHT TODAY WOULD HAVE MORE

Anonymous - Aug 24, 2004 - 05:41 AM
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vito - Aug 24, 2004 - 04:23 PM
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had the early morning dump ahhhhhhhhhhh

vito - Aug 24, 2004 - 05:51 PM
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TOOK THE SECOND DUMP OF THE DAY LIQUID

ChuckD - Aug 24, 2004 - 05:54 PM
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vito wrote:

TOOK THE SECOND DUMP OF THE DAY LIQUID

Does that count?

vito - Aug 24, 2004 - 06:27 PM
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ChuckD wrote:

vito wrote:

TOOK THE SECOND DUMP OF THE DAY LIQUID

Does that count?

IF YOU SIT DOWN AND IT COMES OUT OF THE BUTT IT COUNTS

kilgorn - Aug 24, 2004 - 06:57 PM
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My black lab Bam Bam (nam't him after Barney
Rubble's son) follows me everywhere. I tried to break
him of it to no avail. So I settled for the fact wherever
I go, he's comin too.
Earlier today I was in the vito room taking care of business,
during one of his infamous "yawns" he gave me this funny look
my retort
Oh Yeah, at least I don't turn around three times

vito - Aug 25, 2004 - 05:11 PM
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2 CRAPS BEFORE 9:00AM

Anonymous - Aug 25, 2004 - 05:19 PM
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I'm all crapped out....yay. Cool

ChuckD - Aug 25, 2004 - 05:27 PM
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vito wrote:

2 CRAPS BEFORE 9:00AM

Sounds like you are on a s*itting streak.
What's your one day record?

Anonymous - Aug 25, 2004 - 06:17 PM
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Ouch!

vito - Aug 25, 2004 - 07:10 PM
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whyknot wrote:

Ouch!

thats gotta hurt Laughing

vito - Aug 25, 2004 - 07:13 PM
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ChuckD wrote:

vito wrote:

2 CRAPS BEFORE 9:00AM

Sounds like you are on a s*itting streak.
What's your one day record?

4, I think. its not how many times you go and sit dowm its how many flushes and that could be 8 or 9 flushes in one sitting

vito - Aug 25, 2004 - 07:15 PM
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did have a 3rd movement today

vito - Aug 26, 2004 - 05:37 PM
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GREAT DUMP TODAY

vito - Aug 27, 2004 - 06:05 PM
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ONE DUMP SO FAR

vito - Aug 30, 2004 - 05:39 PM
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POOPED

kilgorn - Aug 30, 2004 - 07:10 PM
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What do you play when in the Casino?

vito - Aug 30, 2004 - 10:49 PM
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kilgorn wrote:

What do you play when in the Casino?

black jack ha thought I was going to say craps

vito - Aug 30, 2004 - 10:49 PM
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second poop same as the 1st

vito - Sep 01, 2004 - 02:17 AM
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NO POOP TODAY DID HAVE A 3RD BIG ONE YESTURDAY

vito - Sep 01, 2004 - 06:00 PM
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nice dump today

vito - Sep 02, 2004 - 06:38 PM
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pooped

vito - Sep 03, 2004 - 10:53 PM
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POOPED

vito - Sep 06, 2004 - 04:41 PM
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lots of pooping over this holiday weekend

vito - Sep 09, 2004 - 04:56 PM
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NO TUESDAY DUMP, DID HAVE 2 ON WED. GOING FOR THE 1ST THURSAYS DUMP

vito - Sep 10, 2004 - 06:35 PM
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ONE DUMP

vito - Sep 11, 2004 - 06:32 PM
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pooped

vito - Sep 13, 2004 - 07:09 PM
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2 DUMPS TODAY GOING FOR THE 3RD Surprised

vito - Sep 14, 2004 - 05:48 PM
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BAD ASS DUMP DONT GO IN THE MENS ROOM

vito - Sep 15, 2004 - 06:00 PM
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POOPED

vito - Sep 16, 2004 - 05:20 PM
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GREAT DUMP TODAY

vito - Sep 16, 2004 - 08:13 PM
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3rd dump butt is raw

vito - Sep 17, 2004 - 10:17 PM
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ONE DUMP

vito - Sep 21, 2004 - 04:58 PM
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2 DUMPS YESTURDAY

2 TODAY SO FAR

vito - Sep 21, 2004 - 10:40 PM
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3rd dump

vito - Sep 22, 2004 - 05:14 PM
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one dump so far

vito - Sep 24, 2004 - 04:43 PM
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pooped

vito - Sep 24, 2004 - 11:30 PM
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2nd poop

vito - Sep 26, 2004 - 02:24 AM
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POOPED

vito - Sep 28, 2004 - 08:22 PM
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no monday poop but one today and going for a second now

ChuckD - Sep 28, 2004 - 08:33 PM
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You should have saved them again and had a bonanza tomorrow.

vito - Sep 29, 2004 - 05:44 PM
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POOPED

kilgorn - Sep 29, 2004 - 07:41 PM
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And a three flusher it was.........

vito - Sep 30, 2004 - 06:27 AM
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kilgorn wrote:

And a three flusher it was.........

Scoty said "We did it , you and me".

vito - Sep 30, 2004 - 03:59 PM
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already pooped today did it before the shower

joains - Sep 30, 2004 - 04:33 PM
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vito wrote:

already pooped today did it before the shower

Ok stinky, take another shower......... Very Happy

vito - Sep 30, 2004 - 05:54 PM
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joains wrote:

vito wrote:

already pooped today did it before the shower

Ok stinky, take another shower......... Very Happy

I'm clean inside and out check for your self

vito - Oct 01, 2004 - 10:47 PM
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POOPED IT WAS A LATE ONE

vito - Oct 04, 2004 - 05:06 PM
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took a dump having loose stools

vito - Oct 04, 2004 - 06:31 PM
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POOPED AGAIN

vito - Oct 05, 2004 - 04:45 PM
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2 dumps by 8:30 am

vito - Oct 05, 2004 - 10:14 PM
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up to 4 dumps today

vito - Oct 06, 2004 - 06:10 AM
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a 5th dump yes 5 dumps today and lots of gas

vito - Oct 06, 2004 - 04:55 PM
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took a dump

vito - Oct 06, 2004 - 07:09 PM
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a 2nd crap today thats 7 in 24 hours

vito - Oct 07, 2004 - 04:48 PM
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one dump so far today

vito - Oct 07, 2004 - 05:57 PM
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2nd dump today

AquinasWI - Oct 07, 2004 - 06:09 PM
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What's your record for one day?

vito - Oct 07, 2004 - 06:10 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

What's your record for one day?

cant remenber that far back but the 5 the other day has to be it or close

AquinasWI - Oct 07, 2004 - 06:17 PM
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Ouch.

Five.

That had to hurt.

vito - Oct 07, 2004 - 06:18 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

Ouch.

Five.

That had to hurt.

BUTT DOES GET KIND OF RAW

AquinasWI - Oct 07, 2004 - 06:22 PM
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Do other people actually talk to you about these kinds of things, or am I just the new-guy sucker? Confused

vito - Oct 07, 2004 - 06:31 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

Do other people actually talk to you about these kinds of things, or am I just the new-guy sucker? Confused

At first a few people bitched about it then the others who didnt would post but it has gotten kind of old I figured since you were new its just a faze your having and it will end

AquinasWI - Oct 07, 2004 - 06:35 PM
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Either that, or I have a sick fascination in such things, and I will remain steadfastedly loyal to your thread.

Time will tell.

vito - Oct 07, 2004 - 08:19 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

Either that, or I have a sick fascination in such things, and I will remain steadfastedly loyal to your thread.

Time will tell.

thanks you know you can post about your own movements here others did it in the past

by the way had a 3rd movement

MG - Oct 08, 2004 - 10:37 AM
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Harry_Mudd wrote:

This thread is *CRAP!*

No, this one is. Very Happy

vito - Oct 08, 2004 - 04:53 PM
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2 dumps today before 9:00am

AquinasWI - Oct 08, 2004 - 04:57 PM
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vito wrote:

2 dumps today before 9:00am

Jeez, what on earth did you eat last night?

vito - Oct 08, 2004 - 04:59 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

2 dumps today before 9:00am

Jeez, what on earth did you eat last night?

\

pasta and meat balls

Pippa - Oct 09, 2004 - 11:31 AM
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SH!T

ChuckD - Oct 09, 2004 - 06:39 PM
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Shat?

HillbillyTrekkie - Oct 10, 2004 - 05:18 AM
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Hey Vito, have to ask since I posted about your toilet paper preference in another thread...................

Is this the kind of toilet paper you leave out when the Mother-In -Law pays a visit??? Wink

vito - Oct 10, 2004 - 07:30 PM
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HillbillyTrekkie wrote:

Hey Vito, have to ask since I posted about your toilet paper preference in another thread...................

Is this the kind of toilet paper you leave out when the Mother-In -Law pays a visit??? Wink

hey i've been lokin for a chesse grater

vito - Oct 10, 2004 - 07:31 PM
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been having the weekend dumps

vito - Oct 11, 2004 - 04:46 PM
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had the columus day dump

AquinasWI - Oct 11, 2004 - 04:48 PM
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vito wrote:

had the columus day dump

Columbus would be proud.

kilgorn - Oct 11, 2004 - 06:42 PM
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vito wrote:

had the columus day dump

Was it a Nin er Pint er or Holy Mari er Wink

AquinasWI - Oct 11, 2004 - 06:45 PM
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kilgorn wrote:

vito wrote:

had the columus day dump

Was it a Nin er Pint er or Holy Mari er Wink

And was it inspired by the great navigator Amerigo Vespoopy?

Rolling Eyes

vito - Oct 11, 2004 - 09:07 PM
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this dump would have sunk all three ships Laughing

kilgorn - Oct 11, 2004 - 10:03 PM
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vito wrote:

this dump would have sunk all three ships Laughing

You showed it to your co-workers, of course.......

vito - Oct 12, 2004 - 04:48 PM
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kilgorn wrote:

vito wrote:

this dump would have sunk all three ships Laughing

You showed it to your co-workers, of course.......

NOPE I WAS HOME

vito - Oct 12, 2004 - 05:06 PM
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DROPPED A LOAD

AquinasWI - Oct 12, 2004 - 05:07 PM
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vito wrote:

DROPPED A LOAD

Only one? Your powers are weak, old man!

vito - Oct 12, 2004 - 05:16 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

DROPPED A LOAD

Only one? Your powers are weak, old man!

the day is young

vito - Oct 13, 2004 - 04:48 PM
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one so far another coming real fast gotta gooooooooo

vito - Oct 13, 2004 - 05:05 PM
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second dump loose stool

leila - Oct 13, 2004 - 06:59 PM
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Opps! I wondered into the wrong thread. (running out holding nose)

vito - Oct 13, 2004 - 07:40 PM
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3RD DUMP

AquinasWI - Oct 13, 2004 - 07:53 PM
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leila wrote:

Opps! I wondered into the wrong thread. (running out holding nose)

It's too late, leila....you are forever corrupted.

No turning back now.

vito - Oct 13, 2004 - 07:59 PM
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leila wrote:

Opps! I wondered into the wrong thread. (running out holding nose)

yes you have entered the dark side Laughing

kilgorn - Oct 13, 2004 - 08:00 PM
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leila wrote:

Opps! I wondered into the wrong thread. (running out holding nose)

You have been jaded Leila Cool

vito - Oct 13, 2004 - 08:27 PM
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I think I have anal leakage

AquinasWI - Oct 13, 2004 - 08:40 PM
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vito wrote:

I think I have anal leakage

You were eating chips with Olestra in them, weren't you??

vito - Oct 13, 2004 - 08:43 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

I think I have anal leakage

You were eating chips with Olestra in them, weren't you??

you been watching me again

leila - Oct 13, 2004 - 09:03 PM
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vito wrote:

leila wrote:

Opps! I wondered into the wrong thread. (running out holding nose)

yes you have entered the dark side Laughing

and the dark side is difficult to resist.

where is that darn force when I need it.

vito - Oct 13, 2004 - 09:04 PM
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leila wrote:

vito wrote:

leila wrote:

Opps! I wondered into the wrong thread. (running out holding nose)

yes you have entered the dark side Laughing

and the dark side is difficult to resist.

where is that darn force when I need it.

ITS IN THE FLUSHING POWER OF THE TOILET

vito - Oct 14, 2004 - 05:33 PM
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POOPED

AquinasWI - Oct 14, 2004 - 05:37 PM
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vito wrote:

POOPED

Good man....no corn I hope?

leila - Oct 14, 2004 - 05:37 PM
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Congratulations! Razz

AquinasWI - Oct 14, 2004 - 05:43 PM
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leila wrote:

Congratulations! Razz

leila, you're back....you really have been corrupted!

leila - Oct 14, 2004 - 05:46 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

Congratulations! Razz

leila, you're back....you really have been corrupted!

Yes, you were right! I do not know what it is about this thread. It is almost like something is pulling you here against your will. Laughing

AquinasWI - Oct 14, 2004 - 05:56 PM
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leila wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

Congratulations! Razz

leila, you're back....you really have been corrupted!

Yes, you were right! I do not know what it is about this thread. It is almost like something is pulling you here against your will. Laughing

vito has that pull on people....a 'charm', if you will

vito - Oct 14, 2004 - 05:57 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

POOPED

Good man....no corn I hope?

NO CORN TODAY

leila - Oct 14, 2004 - 06:00 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

Congratulations! Razz

leila, you're back....you really have been corrupted!

Yes, you were right! I do not know what it is about this thread. It is almost like something is pulling you here against your will. Laughing

vito has that pull on people....a 'charm', if you will

yes, very seductive. Laughing

vito - Oct 14, 2004 - 06:01 PM
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leila wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

Congratulations! Razz

leila, you're back....you really have been corrupted!

Yes, you were right! I do not know what it is about this thread. It is almost like something is pulling you here against your will. Laughing

vito has that pull on people....a 'charm', if you will

yes, very seductive. Laughing

so are you a butt woman? Cool

leila - Oct 14, 2004 - 06:03 PM
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vito wrote:

leila wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

Congratulations! Razz

leila, you're back....you really have been corrupted!

Yes, you were right! I do not know what it is about this thread. It is almost like something is pulling you here against your will. Laughing

vito has that pull on people....a 'charm', if you will

yes, very seductive. Laughing

so are you a butt woman? Cool

Apparently so. Laughing

AquinasWI - Oct 15, 2004 - 04:44 PM
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first one today....

Muhahahahahaha.....I hijacked vito's thread and beat him to it.

Twisted Evil

vito - Oct 15, 2004 - 04:48 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

first one today....

Muhahahahahaha.....I hijacked vito's thread and beat him to it.

Twisted Evil

thats ok everyone can post their poop here so far no poop but losts of smelly gas

leila - Oct 15, 2004 - 04:48 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

first one today....

Muhahahahahaha.....I hijacked vito's thread and beat him to it.

Twisted Evil

I think he is on the West Coast so you have an advantage. Laughing

vito - Oct 15, 2004 - 05:09 PM
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just pooped

vito - Oct 15, 2004 - 06:55 PM
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2ND POOP

vito - Oct 17, 2004 - 01:26 AM
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2 POOPS TODAY

kilgorn - Oct 17, 2004 - 01:54 AM
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vito wrote:

so far no poop but losts of smelly gas

GORN WITH THE WIND.........crossover Wink

vito - Oct 17, 2004 - 10:14 PM
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2 sunday dumps

vito - Oct 18, 2004 - 09:38 PM
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2 MOVEMENTS ON MONDAY

AquinasWI - Oct 18, 2004 - 09:40 PM
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vito wrote:

2 MOVEMENTS ON MONDAY

The circle is now complete.

kilgorn - Oct 18, 2004 - 09:40 PM
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vito's in da house

asahsin - Oct 18, 2004 - 11:43 PM
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Hey Vito is this your brother?

vito - Oct 19, 2004 - 12:06 AM
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asahsin wrote:

Hey Vito is this your brother?

how do you know its not me?

by the way my butt really smells to day

asahsin - Oct 19, 2004 - 12:16 AM
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vito wrote:

asahsin wrote:

Hey Vito is this your brother?

1. how do you know its not me?2. by the way my butt really smells to day

1. Cause it doesn't say "I luv 2 sh*t"!

2. No probs, I've come prepared - now bend over ... oppss there's your problem - a stray dag ...

kilgorn - Oct 19, 2004 - 03:02 AM
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Where did he find that great T-Shirt?

asahsin - Oct 19, 2004 - 04:54 AM
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kilgorn wrote:

Where did he find that great T-Shirt?

Vito's cousin's shop! Mmmm mmm real turn on - makes ya just want to share a lift with the guy! Mad

vito - Oct 19, 2004 - 05:08 PM
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DROPPED ONE LOAD THIS MORNING

vito - Oct 19, 2004 - 06:41 PM
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just craped second load

AquinasWI - Oct 19, 2004 - 06:45 PM
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vito wrote:

just craped second load

You've inspired me, vito -- heading for my second too

kilgorn - Oct 19, 2004 - 06:53 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

just craped second load

You've inspired me, vito -- heading for my second too

OMG....he's turning......run away from the plunger.......................don't look at the plunger Wink

vito - Oct 19, 2004 - 06:56 PM
Post subject:

AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

just craped second load

You've inspired me, vito -- heading for my second too

Great

Igor - Oct 19, 2004 - 06:56 PM
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kilgorn wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

just craped second load

You've inspired me, vito -- heading for my second too

OMG....he's turning......run away from the plunger.......................don't look at the plunger Wink

No. You want it. Gaze into the water. The pretty blue water...

vito - Oct 19, 2004 - 06:58 PM
Post subject:

Igor wrote:

kilgorn wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

just craped second load

You've inspired me, vito -- heading for my second too

OMG....he's turning......run away from the plunger.......................don't look at the plunger Wink

No. You want it. Gaze into the water. The pretty blue water...

its not blue anymore Wink

AquinasWI - Oct 19, 2004 - 07:08 PM
Post subject:

Igor wrote:

kilgorn wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

just craped second load

You've inspired me, vito -- heading for my second too

OMG....he's turning......run away from the plunger.......................don't look at the plunger Wink

No. You want it. Gaze into the water. The pretty blue water...

It's not blue! ewwwwwwwww

vito - Oct 20, 2004 - 07:23 PM
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one dump today

AquinasWI - Oct 20, 2004 - 07:25 PM
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vito wrote:

one dump today

that'll change......I can't imagine two is far behind?

asahsin - Oct 21, 2004 - 12:13 AM
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Was wondering why they call restrooms restrooms. Googled and found this wierdo site http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/1558/

Strange conversation going on about urinals! ...

vito - Oct 21, 2004 - 05:21 PM
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JUST DROPPED A LOAD

AquinasWI - Oct 21, 2004 - 05:38 PM
Post subject:

vito wrote:

JUST DROPPED A LOAD

What's the ETA for #2?

vito - Oct 21, 2004 - 05:41 PM
Post subject:

AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

JUST DROPPED A LOAD

What's the ETA for #2?

sorry cant tell at this time

AquinasWI - Oct 21, 2004 - 06:01 PM
Post subject:

vito wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

JUST DROPPED A LOAD

What's the ETA for #2?

sorry cant tell at this time

Scanning.....indications negative, at this time.....

asahsin - Oct 21, 2004 - 08:54 PM
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KNOCK KNOCK (bangs on door) Outta the way Vito ... emergency ...

leila - Oct 21, 2004 - 10:20 PM
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Another great pic! Laughing

Are you doing these yourself?

vito - Oct 21, 2004 - 10:59 PM
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the second dump came

asahsin - Oct 21, 2004 - 11:04 PM
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leila wrote:

Another great pic! Laughing

Are you doing these yourself?

Alas no - strangecosmos.com - kewl site! Heaps of strange stuff on there! Wow, the things you can do with pumpkins!

vito - Oct 25, 2004 - 05:00 PM
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had the weekend dumps no monday dump as of yet

vito - Oct 25, 2004 - 05:24 PM
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TOOK THE MONDAY DUMP

vito - Oct 26, 2004 - 05:04 PM
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just dropped a load

leila - Oct 26, 2004 - 05:09 PM
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Vito, Everything come out alright today?

AquinasWI - Oct 26, 2004 - 05:19 PM
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leila wrote:

Vito, Everything come out alright today?

You really were corrupted, leila -- now you're asking for details?!? Wink

leila - Oct 26, 2004 - 05:26 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

Vito, Everything come out alright today?

You really were corrupted, leila -- now you're asking for details?!? Wink

I am just concerned for his health is all. Cool

vito - Oct 26, 2004 - 05:57 PM
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leila wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

Vito, Everything come out alright today?

You really were corrupted, leila -- now you're asking for details?!? Wink

I am just concerned for his health is all. Cool

you're my kind of girl Laughing

you can check for yourself if you like Wink

leila - Oct 27, 2004 - 04:21 AM
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Vito do not forget to give us an update in the morning. Razz

vito - Oct 27, 2004 - 05:48 PM
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leila wrote:

Vito do not forget to give us an update in the morning. Razz

ALL IS WELL I TOOK A DUMP THIS MORNING

leila - Oct 27, 2004 - 09:52 PM
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Oh what a relief! Cool

asahsin - Oct 27, 2004 - 10:05 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

Vito, Everything come out alright today?

You really were corrupted, leila -- now you're asking for details?!? Wink

Yes well it is one way of indicating whether you're healthy or not and whether your diet is good!

I suggested to Vito some time ago that maybe he should get a colonic irrigation done - especially if he doesn't eat enough fruit, veges and roughage! Judging from his posts though, looks like he's moving ok!

kilgorn - Oct 27, 2004 - 10:28 PM
Post subject:

asahsin wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

Vito, Everything come out alright today?

You really were corrupted, leila -- now you're asking for details?!? Wink

You kidding me, I set my clock by vito.........

vito - Oct 31, 2004 - 01:09 AM
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been poop'in everyday my computer at work crashed

kilgorn - Oct 31, 2004 - 01:03 AM
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vito wrote:

been poop'in everyday my computer at work crashed

STOP THE PRESSES!!!

So, when were the "unreported poops" and "when did you
know they would go unreported"................. Cool

windslipper - Oct 31, 2004 - 05:35 AM
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Veet,

Will it be Orange today to celebrate the Holiday?

...and Pumpkin Shaped?

D
Twisted Evil

vito - Nov 01, 2004 - 07:36 PM
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TOOK A DUMP MY ASS ITCHES

AquinasWI - Nov 01, 2004 - 08:50 PM
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windslipper wrote:

Veet,

Will it be Orange today to celebrate the Holiday?

...and Pumpkin Shaped?

D
Twisted Evil

Vito Terror Alert Level: Orange

vito - Nov 01, 2004 - 10:20 PM
Post subject:

AquinasWI wrote:

windslipper wrote:

Veet,

Will it be Orange today to celebrate the Holiday?

...and Pumpkin Shaped?

D
Twisted Evil

Vito Terror Alert Level: Orange

COME TO THNK OF IT THERE WERE SEEDS IN MY POOP ON SUNDAY Laughing

vito - Nov 02, 2004 - 04:53 PM
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DROPPED ONE LOG THIS MORNING THE TIME CHANGE IS KILLING MY MOVEMENTS

AquinasWI - Nov 02, 2004 - 05:01 PM
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vito wrote:

DROPPED ONE LOG THIS MORNING THE TIME CHANGE IS KILLING MY MOVEMENTS

Your innards will adjust soon enough.

vito - Nov 02, 2004 - 05:03 PM
Post subject:

AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

DROPPED ONE LOG THIS MORNING THE TIME CHANGE IS KILLING MY MOVEMENTS

Your innards will adjust soon enough.

thanks

vito - Nov 02, 2004 - 05:26 PM
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SECOND DUMP JUST CLEANED ME OUT AHHHHHHHHH

vito - Nov 03, 2004 - 04:30 PM
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JUST DROPPED A LOAD

AquinasWI - Nov 03, 2004 - 04:37 PM
Post subject:

vito wrote:

JUST DROPPED A LOAD

How'd that go? Smoothly I hope?

vito - Nov 03, 2004 - 05:06 PM
Post subject:

AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

JUST DROPPED A LOAD

How'd that go? Smoothly I hope?

its came out easy nice clean wipe

vito - Nov 04, 2004 - 04:54 PM
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one dump mpre to come

ChuckD - Nov 04, 2004 - 05:45 PM
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vito wrote:

one dump mpre to come

Are you trying to type and dump simultaneously?

vito - Nov 05, 2004 - 04:32 PM
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dump at 6:30 am

AquinasWI - Nov 05, 2004 - 04:34 PM
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ChuckD wrote:

vito wrote:

one dump mpre to come

Are you trying to type and dump simultaneously?

Oh God, I can see it now -- play-by-play dumpings

Dave - Nov 05, 2004 - 04:38 PM
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I hope you continue to mark your current weight on the wall...

~Dave Very Happy

vito - Nov 05, 2004 - 05:46 PM
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SECOND DUMP BUTT CLEAN AS A WHISTLE

MG - Nov 05, 2004 - 06:55 PM
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Pardon me, I thought I was in the political thread.

Dave - Nov 05, 2004 - 06:56 PM
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MG wrote:

Pardon me, I thought I was in the political thread.

LOL!!

~Dave Laughing

vito - Nov 06, 2004 - 04:48 PM
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pooped

vito - Nov 07, 2004 - 06:47 PM
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SUNDAY DUMP

vito - Nov 07, 2004 - 07:57 PM
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vito wrote:

SUNDAY DUMP

SECOND SUNDAY DUMP

windslipper - Nov 08, 2004 - 06:43 AM
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I burped...... Shocked

Does that count? Wink

leila - Nov 08, 2004 - 02:25 PM
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Waiting for report... Wink

AquinasWI - Nov 08, 2004 - 02:48 PM
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leila wrote:

Waiting for report... Wink

He even gives weekend updates....how diligent!

leila - Nov 08, 2004 - 03:08 PM
Post subject:

AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

Waiting for report... Wink

He even gives weekend updates....how diligent!

Yes, he is very good at what he does!

Dave - Nov 08, 2004 - 03:12 PM
Post subject:

leila wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

Waiting for report... Wink

He even gives weekend updates....how diligent!

Yes, he is very good at what he does!

Does this mean he's full of crap....................regularly?

~Dave Very Happy

leila - Nov 08, 2004 - 03:14 PM
Post subject:

Dave wrote:

leila wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

Waiting for report... Wink

He even gives weekend updates....how diligent!

Yes, he is very good at what he does!

Does this mean he's full of crap....................regularly?

~Dave Very Happy

How did you guess??

Dave - Nov 08, 2004 - 03:15 PM
Post subject:

leila wrote:

Dave wrote:

leila wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

Waiting for report... Wink

He even gives weekend updates....how diligent!

Yes, he is very good at what he does!

Does this mean he's full of crap....................regularly?

~Dave Very Happy

How did you guess??

Just finding out if anyone else thought so, too.

~Dave

AquinasWI - Nov 08, 2004 - 03:35 PM
Post subject:

Dave wrote:

leila wrote:

Dave wrote:

leila wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

Waiting for report... Wink

He even gives weekend updates....how diligent!

Yes, he is very good at what he does!

Does this mean he's full of crap....................regularly?

~Dave Very Happy

How did you guess??

Just finding out if anyone else thought so, too.

~Dave

"regularly"....yeah, I'd say that he's regular alright.

vito - Nov 08, 2004 - 04:31 PM
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you guys are so funny had the 6:30 am dump one vey large log and the dip stuck out of the water Laughing

AquinasWI - Nov 08, 2004 - 04:35 PM
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vito wrote:

you guys are so funny had the 6:30 am dump one vey large log and the dip stuck out of the water Laughing

You have a way with words, vito. Sort of like a poet.

ChuckD - Nov 08, 2004 - 05:40 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

you guys are so funny had the 6:30 am dump one vey large log and the dip stuck out of the water Laughing

You have a way with words, vito. Sort of like a poet.

And he is the ultimate artist.
There isn't a person here who can't relate to his work. Cool

AquinasWI - Nov 08, 2004 - 05:43 PM
Post subject:

ChuckD wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

you guys are so funny had the 6:30 am dump one vey large log and the dip stuck out of the water Laughing

You have a way with words, vito. Sort of like a poet.

And he is the ultimate artist.
There isn't a person here who can't relate to his work. Cool

Yes, it's a medium we all understand and are experienced with.

leila - Nov 08, 2004 - 05:50 PM
Post subject:

AquinasWI wrote:

ChuckD wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

you guys are so funny had the 6:30 am dump one vey large log and the dip stuck out of the water Laughing

You have a way with words, vito. Sort of like a poet.

And he is the ultimate artist.
There isn't a person here who can't relate to his work. Cool

Yes, it's a medium we all understand and are experienced with.

You guys crack me up! (My laughing smiley will not work for some reason otherwise I would have added that....I am laughing though...honest! Very Happy

)

ChuckD - Nov 08, 2004 - 05:52 PM
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leila wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

ChuckD wrote:

AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

you guys are so funny had the 6:30 am dump one vey large log and the dip stuck out of the water Laughing

You have a way with words, vito. Sort of like a poet.

And he is the ultimate artist.
There isn't a person here who can't relate to his work. Cool

Yes, it's a medium we all understand and are experienced with.

You guys crack me up! (My laughing smiley will not work for some reason otherwise I would have added that....I am laughing though...honest! Very Happy

)

You said "crack". Laughing

Dave - Nov 08, 2004 - 06:52 PM
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vito wrote:

you guys are so funny had the 6:30 am dump one vey large log and the dip stuck out of the water Laughing

I couldn't help noticing your pain.

~Dave Very Happy

asahsin - Nov 08, 2004 - 07:38 PM
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Dave wrote:

vito wrote:

you guys are so funny had the 6:30 am dump one vey large log and the dip stuck out of the water Laughing

I couldn't help noticing your pain.

~Dave Very Happy

Damn - that'll teach me for being so nosey!

AquinasWI - Nov 08, 2004 - 07:39 PM
Post subject:

Dave wrote:

vito wrote:

you guys are so funny had the 6:30 am dump one vey large log and the dip stuck out of the water Laughing

I couldn't help noticing your pain.

~Dave Very Happy

It runs deep.....

vito - Nov 08, 2004 - 08:58 PM
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TOOK ANOTHER DUMP

YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT MY MOVEMENTS CALL ME AT 1 800 PEE DUMP

vito - Nov 09, 2004 - 04:50 PM
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TOOK AT THREE DUMP LAST NIGHT

TOOK ONE TODAY

AquinasWI - Nov 09, 2004 - 05:02 PM
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vito wrote:

TOOK AT THREE DUMP LAST NIGHT

TOOK ONE TODAY

Three in one night?!?

What did you eat, man?

vito - Nov 09, 2004 - 05:03 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

TOOK AT THREE DUMP LAST NIGHT

TOOK ONE TODAY

Three in one night?!?

What did you eat, man?

I'VE BEEN THINKING THE SAME THING THE 8:30 PM THING IS NEW

vito - Nov 10, 2004 - 02:26 AM
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took a third dump at Wal Mart today

leila - Nov 10, 2004 - 02:45 AM
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vito wrote:

took a third dump at Wal Mart today

I envy you. It is hard to dump in a public restroom. I find it easier at home. Laughing

vito - Nov 10, 2004 - 03:17 AM
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leila wrote:

vito wrote:

took a third dump at Wal Mart today

I envy you. It is hard to dump in a public restroom. I find it easier at home. Laughing

i can crap almost anywere but no in the forest

leila - Nov 10, 2004 - 03:18 AM
Post subject:

vito wrote:

leila wrote:

vito wrote:

took a third dump at Wal Mart today

I envy you. It is hard to dump in a public restroom. I find it easier at home. Laughing

i can crap almost anywere but no in the forest

Lack of toilet paper?

AquinasWI - Nov 10, 2004 - 04:12 AM
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leila wrote:

vito wrote:

leila wrote:

vito wrote:

took a third dump at Wal Mart today

I envy you. It is hard to dump in a public restroom. I find it easier at home. Laughing

i can crap almost anywere but no in the forest

Lack of toilet paper?

Walmart is okay but a forest isn't? Shocked

Anonymous - Nov 10, 2004 - 04:20 AM
Post subject:

AquinasWI wrote:

leila wrote:

vito wrote:

leila wrote:

vito wrote:

took a third dump at Wal Mart today

I envy you. It is hard to dump in a public restroom. I find it easier at home. Laughing

i can crap almost anywere but no in the forest

Lack of toilet paper?

Walmart is okay but a forest isn't? Shocked

Most likely thinks they sell "crap" at Walmart anyway... Razz

Dave - Nov 10, 2004 - 05:13 AM
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Here's some paper for you, Vito.

http://www.cubanfoodmarket.com/Merchant ... ode=TP0001

~Dave Laughing

vito - Nov 10, 2004 - 05:46 PM
Post subject:

leila wrote:

vito wrote:

leila wrote:

vito wrote:

took a third dump at Wal Mart today

I envy you. It is hard to dump in a public restroom. I find it easier at home. Laughing

i can crap almost anywere but no in the forest

Lack of toilet paper?

NOPE JUST DONT LIKE TO CRAP IN TH WOODS

vito - Nov 10, 2004 - 05:47 PM
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TOOK A DUMP

vito - Nov 11, 2004 - 05:06 PM
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I had a though about Sh@ting

I took a Shat today get it Shat Shatner HA

Dave - Nov 11, 2004 - 05:08 PM
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vito wrote:

I had a though about Sh@ting

I took a Shat today get it Shat Shatner HA

Who gives a shat? You care more than me.

~Dave Laughing

vito - Nov 11, 2004 - 05:09 PM
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Dave wrote:

vito wrote:

I had a though about Sh@ting

I took a Shat today get it Shat Shatner HA

Who gives a shat? You care more than me.

~Dave Laughing

and I dont care or give a Shat

vito - Nov 11, 2004 - 07:01 PM
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HAD A 2ND SHAT

vito - Nov 12, 2004 - 04:31 PM
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dropped a load

vito - Nov 14, 2004 - 03:27 AM
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had the saturday dump

vito - Nov 15, 2004 - 04:58 PM
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HAD THE SUNDAY DUMP

ALSO THE EARLY MONDAY MORNING DUMP

AquinasWI - Nov 15, 2004 - 05:08 PM
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vito wrote:

HAD THE SUNDAY DUMP

ALSO THE EARLY MONDAY MORNING DUMP

Congratulations.....what's the ETA for #2 (pardon the pun)?

vito - Nov 15, 2004 - 05:21 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

vito wrote:

HAD THE SUNDAY DUMP

ALSO THE EARLY MONDAY MORNING DUMP

Congratulations.....what's the ETA for #2 (pardon the pun)?

as of now i dont feel one coming on sorry

vito - Nov 15, 2004 - 05:36 PM
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boy was i wrong going for the second one now

vito - Nov 15, 2004 - 05:55 PM
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vito wrote:

boy was i wrong going for the second one now

just got out of the restroom dropped a big load

AquinasWI - Nov 15, 2004 - 06:01 PM
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vito wrote:

boy was i wrong going for the second one now

just got out of the restroom dropped a big load

There was nothing to do with "rest" in that room, I am certain.

Shocked

kilgorn - Nov 15, 2004 - 06:07 PM
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vitos thread, sort of the center seat of the BBS.....
firmly bolted to the floor, a mechanism for things
to move and pass thru smoothly, solid enough
for larger loads..............

vito - Nov 16, 2004 - 07:35 PM
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NO DUMP YET

vito - Nov 16, 2004 - 09:47 PM
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still no poop

vito - Nov 16, 2004 - 10:19 PM
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finally took a poop it was small and smelly

vito - Nov 17, 2004 - 05:23 PM
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dropped a big load today it was everything that didnt come out yesTURDay.

ONly in America

vito - Nov 18, 2004 - 05:03 PM
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TOOK A DUMP BUTT ITCHES NOW

vito - Nov 18, 2004 - 06:07 PM
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SECOND POOP SAME AS THE FIRST

vito - Nov 18, 2004 - 11:35 PM
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FARTING VERY WET

vito - Nov 19, 2004 - 07:57 PM
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2 DUMPS

vito - Nov 20, 2004 - 06:34 PM
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a poop then a big dump

ChuckD - Nov 20, 2004 - 09:34 PM
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vito wrote:

FARTING VERY WET

Do you ever have to bring extra pairs of drawers to work? Shocked

kilgorn - Nov 21, 2004 - 06:49 PM
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The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it.

kilgorn - Nov 21, 2004 - 06:51 PM
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The Cable Dump -- Long, curly and perfectly formed like 2 feet of E13 telephone CO-axial cable. It loops lazily around the bowl, like a friendly serpent. You wonder admiringly, ''DID I DO THAT? Where did it come from?'' you leave the bathroom pleased with yourself.

kilgorn - Nov 21, 2004 - 06:54 PM
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The Empty Roll Dump - You're done...you reach for the toilet paper only to discover that empty cardboard cylinder. A mild panic begins coldly in your throat. You could use the curtains...no, someone would say ''Where are the curtains?'' Then what would you say? The rug?...too cumbersome. Then you must come to the same conclusion that every ''empty roll dumper'' must face...Pull up your slacks, tighten your tush and wriggle yourself to the nearest full roll.

vito - Nov 22, 2004 - 04:20 PM
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ChuckD wrote:

vito wrote:

FARTING VERY WET

Do you ever have to bring extra pairs of drawers to work? Shocked

nope

vito - Nov 22, 2004 - 04:21 PM
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took a small poop just one piece nothing yesturday so expect more today

vito - Nov 25, 2004 - 04:30 PM
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2 DUMPS YESTURDAY

JUST TOOK AN EARLY MORNING THANKSGIVING DUMP CLEANED ME OUT BEFORE EATING HA HA

vito - Nov 25, 2004 - 06:24 PM
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took the second dump of the holiday

vito - Nov 26, 2004 - 04:58 PM
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2 dumps so far this fine friday

vito - Nov 26, 2004 - 08:49 PM
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just had my 3rd yes i said third movement

joains - Nov 29, 2004 - 05:35 PM
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This just in........

Vito pooped twice Saturday and also 2 times on sunday..........

and.........

once, so far today..........

Kiss, Jo--offical reporter of vito's movements until he returns

joains - Nov 29, 2004 - 06:25 PM
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This just in.............

Vito has the runs..........save yourself............

more reports to follow,

Your Vito eye in the sky reporter, Joains, in her version of a swift boat....... Very Happy

AquinasWI - Nov 29, 2004 - 06:26 PM
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Poor Vito. The runs.....

Or is he glad to have them?

AquinasWI - Nov 29, 2004 - 07:28 PM
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By the way....

Whatever has become of leila?

joains - Nov 30, 2004 - 07:31 PM
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Vito reports no poops today and that he is buying me those boots...... Very Happy

AquinasWI - Nov 30, 2004 - 07:57 PM
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What if.....

Vito and Joains are really the same person?

Shocked

ChuckD - Nov 30, 2004 - 07:59 PM
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Hey Jo, where's Vito, and how'd you get stuck with this sh*tty reporting job?
Did you lose a bet or something?

kilgorn - Nov 30, 2004 - 08:00 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

What if.....

Vito and Joains are really the same person?

Shocked

Then I'll be forced to commit hari kari

how do you spell that anyway?

joains - Nov 30, 2004 - 08:00 PM
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AquinasWI wrote:

What if.....

Vito and Joains are really the same person?

Shocked

I would be very surprised and my mom would have some 'plaining to do.....

AquinasWI - Nov 30, 2004 - 08:01 PM
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I just now for the first time saw the "This account is temporarily suspended"

Question

joains - Nov 30, 2004 - 08:05 PM
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ChuckD wrote:

Hey Jo, where's Vito, and how'd you get stuck with this sh*tty reporting job?
Did you lose a bet or something?

vito found himself in breach of the rules around hereand is spending his days reading more and typing less...........

As to the second part, that is what friends are for.........

AquinasWI - Nov 30, 2004 - 08:08 PM
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joains wrote:

ChuckD wrote:

Hey Jo, where's Vito, and how'd you get stuck with this sh*tty reporting job?
Did you lose a bet or something?

vito found himself in breach of the rules around hereand is spending his days reading more and typing less...........

As to the second part, that is what friends are for.........

Interesting.

Give him my best. Actually, if he's reading more --

My best regards to you, vito.

ChuckD - Nov 30, 2004 - 08:08 PM
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joains wrote:

ChuckD wrote:

Hey Jo, where's Vito, and how'd you get stuck with this sh*tty reporting job?
Did you lose a bet or something?

vito found himself in breach of the rules around hereand is spending his days reading more and typing less...........

As to the second part, that is what friends are for.........

Aww, that's sweet.
I hope Vito only got "30 Days", like in the Chuck Berry song.

kilgorn - Nov 30, 2004 - 08:10 PM
Post subject:

joains wrote:

ChuckD wrote:

Hey Jo, where's Vito, and how'd you get stuck with this sh*tty reporting job?
Did you lose a bet or something?

vito found himself in breach of the rules around hereand is spending his days reading more and typing less...........

As to the second part, that is what friends are for.........

ooops, OK, so just exactly(says it just like Bones did in
"This Side of Paradise) how is vito gonna "phone-in"
the poop reports.........

joains - Nov 30, 2004 - 09:39 PM
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This just in........Vito reports no poops today but that Dave is right about the boots......... Very Happy

kilgorn - Nov 30, 2004 - 09:45 PM
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joains wrote:

This just in........Vito reports no poops today but that Dave is right about the b